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LeadHead September 16 2013 01:12 AM

Movie Caption Contest #237: Ready to Rumble
 
WOW! Really didn't think it had been so long since i'd last set up a new one of these! So sorry! Lets get things moving again!


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First up to the plate, we have the "Fully Irresponsible" Award, going to:

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 8349319)
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Data: Geordi, stealing cable is illegal.
Geordi: So is taking sexual advantage of a crewmember suffering an alien virus.
Data: Tasha invited me in -
Geordi: She called you a solar-powered douchebag.
Data: Before or after?
Geordi: All. The. Time.

Next, we have the "Starship Named Desire" Award, going to:

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BriGuy wrote: (Post 8451922)
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Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my starship! Come on out here! Help me take him in the shuttle bay!

Next, we have the "TMI" Award, going to:

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Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 8346187)
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McCoy: Going down?
Kirk: None of your business.

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

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Candlelight wrote: (Post 8349541)
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"Don't you recognise a drunken engineer when you see one??"



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There were two entries for this award, both by the same competitor, so he wins for both entries!

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 8349775)
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Kirk: "Yo! Frank Poole! Move your ass! Some of us have places to be! Damn right of way laws..."

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McCoy: "Who's been holding up the damn movie?"


So sorry about the delays, I'm aiming for this to be a once per month contest for the time being, perhaps if I get better about hitting deadlines, I'll move it back to every 2 weeks.

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Enjoy!

LeadHead September 16 2013 01:24 AM

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Riker: No, really. You don't look THAT bad in red.

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Data: I believe this beverage has produced an emotional response.

La Forge: Just so you know, if you turn into Gordon Ramsey, I'm ripping that emotion chip out of your head.

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Kirk: KIRK SMASH!!!!

Sran September 16 2013 01:26 AM

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"So, Worf. Since you got to sleep with Deanna after I dated her, how 'bout Jadzia and I get to... on second thought, I think I'll just stick to reliving my Minuet fantasy on the holodeck."



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"Geordi, we must evacuate the Enterprise immediately! Guinan's beverage has tripped my anti-theft auto-destruct mechanism. It will destroy the ship in less than five minutes!"



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"Uh, Bill? You do realize that the skydiving scene doesn't happen until our seventh film, don't you?"

--Sran

Nerys Myk September 16 2013 02:38 AM

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DATA: Engaging comic response to alcohol sub-routine

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RIKER: And once that ring is on her finger she'll be Mrs William Riker. How's that transfer working out for you buddy?

Jonas Grumby September 16 2013 03:34 AM

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LeadHead wrote: (Post 8650771)

:guffaw: I know you never pick yourself as a winner, LeadHead. But this one should win.

inflatabledalek September 16 2013 12:14 PM

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Worf: So, still not a Captain yet then?

Riker: Well I suppose you did have your own ship. Emphasis on the did there of course. Oh look, there are little bits of it flying past the viewscreen.


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Data: After 7 years of bland TV lighting my optic sensors can not cope with actual cinematography.


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Lloyd: OK, OK, I only asked why you and Jimmy Doohan fell out. You didn't have to re-enact it!

T'Girl September 16 2013 11:36 PM

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8651038)

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RIKER: And once that ring is on her finger she'll be Mrs William Riker. How's that transfer working out for you buddy?

Worf: "Actually, once the ring on her finger YOU'LL be Mister Deanna Troi, I understand she already picked out a little jar to keep your testicles in. Betazed tradition don't you know.

And the transfer is working just fine.

:)

R. Star September 16 2013 11:52 PM

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Riker: I thought Klingon captains were supposed to go down with their ship?
Worf: You beamed me away without asking. If this were a Klingon ship, I would kill you for violating my honor so, and take your position... maybe I still should.

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Geordi: If you hate this why are you still drinking it?
Data: Counselor Troi has always encouraged me to explore my emotions of hatred. That worked out so well in the Borg incident with Lore after all.

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Kirk: Hugging Klingon Style! Glomp!

Avro Arrow September 17 2013 02:23 AM

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Failed Starfleet Weapons Prototypes of the 23rd Century

#19: The Kirk Cannon

Mr. Laser Beam September 17 2013 02:29 AM

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Geordi: Data?

Data: I hate this drink. It is revolting.

Guinan: That's because it's my hair gel.

shivkala September 17 2013 11:13 AM

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Picard: Mr. Worf, we could use some help at Tactical.

Riker: You do remember how to fire phasers?

Picard: You do remember how not to be a douche?

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Data: It's revolting!

Guinan: More?

Data: Yes, please.

Geordi: So, wait, you want to experience negative emotions, as well as positive ones?

Data: Yes, Geordi, if I do not experience the negative emotions, I will not be able to fully appreciate all of my new emotions. Why do you ask?

Geordi: Oh, no reason. *thinking to himself*: This is going to be fun!

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Kruge: I thought I was fighting the legendary Captain Kirk, not Peter Pan!

bbjeg September 17 2013 01:15 PM

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Riker: I know you just lost people and the Borg are threatening Earth but I'm going to joke around anyway...

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Guinan: It's a recipe from some guy named Neelix.

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Kirk: Learned this move from accent pro wrestling.

Finn September 18 2013 12:57 AM

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Geordi: Data...What are you doing?

Data: I am trying to mimic the sound Tasha used when she experienced passionate pleasure. It's part of my latest study to show people I'm enjoying things such as this drink, Geordi.

CaptainBearclaw September 18 2013 01:20 AM

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RIKER: Okay, okay, okay... One more. What happened to the klingon with arthritis? He had trouble with his Klingo-knees!!
WORF: Ugh...

Argus Skyhawk September 18 2013 02:12 AM

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No Kirk! The pool is on the other side!


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