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Bry_Sinclair September 14 2013 08:04 AM

ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
Once again sorry for the issues I was having with my Photobucket account, I've set up one with ImageShack solely for the Caption Competition, so hopefully it won't happen again.

As always thanks for all the entries, I've been having a right good chuckle to myself which has made this one a bit of a toughie, but with further ado here are the winners:

Quote:

LeadHead wrote: (Post 8639977)
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/...ps5ed9cdc4.png

Trip: (whispering) 2 to 1 odds that the speech is about gazelles.

Malcolm: (whispering) You're on.

Archer: One time, in San Francisco...

Malcolm: (whispering) Ha! Pay up!

Archer: I went to the zoo and saw a group of gazelles...

Malcolm: (whispering) Damn it!

Quote:

Triskelion wrote: (Post 8593828)
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/...ps097e6c40.jpg

Trip: The Road Runner ? Where's Wile E. Coyote?
T'Pol: Let's just say about to plummet into the crevasse.

Quote:

LeadHead wrote: (Post 8639977)
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/...ps750edfec.png

Malcolm: Okay, we can explain away the dead aliens. But what about the fires?

Hayes: Wizard?

Malcolm: Wizard.

Quote:

jazzstick wrote: (Post 8593054)
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/...psb20e6b73.jpg

Archer: The table doctor, it's speaking to me, a mind is reaching out...to..make contact!

Flox: Captain, I told you, the old "This chair is controlled by aliens" trick won't get you out of your annual colonoscopy this time! Now take your pants off and lay down before I'm forced to make the Corpral here do it for you!

And now for the specialist awards:

The Archer Gets His Ass Whooped Award
Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8595589)
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/...ps5ed9cdc4.png

TRIP: The Cap'n sure can take a punch.

T'POL: Technically that was several punches

The Breaking The Fourth Wall Award
Quote:

LeadHead wrote: (Post 8639977)
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/...ps097e6c40.jpg

Trip: Wow. That's good enough to crash photobucket...

The Remember That For Next Time Award
Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8595601)
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/...ps750edfec.png

REED: Next time, one of us should probably be the "good cop".

The Captainís Gone Crazy Award
Quote:

Triskelion wrote: (Post 8593828)
http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/...psb20e6b73.jpg

Archer: Clear! Zap! Clear! Zap!
Maco: Medicating people without their consent?
Phlox: Gotta pass the time between breast exams somehow.

And of course, this week's selection:
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg

http://imageshack.com/a/img845/2440/udrp.jpg

http://imageshack.com/a/img849/9739/wa7g.jpg

Tosk September 14 2013 08:52 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

"Guys, I seriously think this cranberry juice has gone bad..."


http://imageshack.com/a/img845/2440/udrp.jpg

"What an odd species. There seems to be very little evidence of intelligence."
-- Porthos.

Triskelion September 14 2013 09:43 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
Thanks for the wins, Bry_Sinclair! :techman::) Woo-hoo!

http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

Twip, 'is piwe diw not taswe wike peppuwmint! An' it was fwozen! Who does that?? U made me wook wike a idiot!


http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg

T'Pol: Vulcan death grip...attack!


http://imageshack.com/a/img845/2440/udrp.jpg

I'm not kidding! I saw the hoo-mon captain giving this creature umax!

Barbarians!


http://imageshack.com/a/img849/9739/wa7g.jpg

T'Pol: I thought what Trip needed to make him more interesting was a sentient handlebar mustache.

Mustache: You'd think!

Nerys Myk September 14 2013 03:53 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

I am Count Bakula...

http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg

T'POL: I think you're exaggerating.

http://imageshack.com/a/img849/9739/wa7g.jpg

T'POL: Uh, thanks. Trip. I'll treasure it always.

http://imageshack.com/a/img845/2440/udrp.jpg

GRISH: Then when I click twice it sits.

MUK: Its still standing.

The Laughing Vulcan September 14 2013 04:21 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

Archer: "Phlox, great Doctor, crap dentist..."

http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg

Trip: "You know, for someone who only gets the urge once every seven years... wait a second... How long is a Vulcan year?"
T'Pol: "Five Earth minutes. Remove your clothes."

http://imageshack.com/a/img845/2440/udrp.jpg

Ferengi: "All hail the hypnobeagle!"

http://imageshack.com/a/img849/9739/wa7g.jpg

T'Pol: "Tholian sex toys are weird."

JirinPanthosa September 15 2013 06:42 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

ARCHER: Trip, quick! We need to reset the timeline!
TRIP: Why?
ARCHER: I BIT MY CHEEK!

http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg

TRIP: These are the new uniforms?
T'POL: Only for you.
TRIP: This is sexual harassment.
T'POL: Sexual harassment is legal on Vulcan. Now you're just sounding racist.
TRIP: Check and mate.

http://imageshack.com/a/img845/2440/udrp.jpg

FERENGI 1: Can we sell it?
FERENGI 2: I'd rather pet it.
FERENGI 1: Pet it? But there is no PROFIT in petting...
FERENGI 2: Oh lay off it for five minutes!

http://imageshack.com/a/img849/9739/wa7g.jpg

T'POL: Mmm, delicious.

Mistral September 15 2013 09:35 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8644162)

"Watch as I wave this laser pointer around. This is hysterical."

Jonas Grumby September 16 2013 05:32 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg

T'Pol: "My God, is everything on this ship just sex, sex, sex?!"
Trip: "When it comes to recreational activities, yep, sex or Parcheesi, that's about it."

Nerys Myk September 16 2013 05:38 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg

TRIP: I'm beginning to think playing strip poker with you was a bad idea.

Xip September 20 2013 02:25 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

Archer: You ... punch like a girl, you know that?

jespah September 20 2013 02:31 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

Archer: I borrowed T'Pol's makeup for that bee-stung look. Whaddaya think?

jespah September 22 2013 04:57 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
And of course, this week's selection:
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg
C'mon, that Girl Scout was HUGE!

http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg
T'Pol: So you are claiming that all of chef's foot-long subs are now five dollars in cost?

http://imageshack.com/a/img845/2440/udrp.jpg
It says it will reveal all of the hoo-mons' secrets for something it calls 'Snausages'.

http://imageshack.com/a/img849/9739/wa7g.jpg
It's a Vulcan Snausage!

Finn September 23 2013 01:26 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img202/2815/5p1v.jpg

Trip: You win. It doesn't take much to take the Captain down

Mr. Laser Beam September 23 2013 04:52 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
http://imageshack.com/a/img196/9988/wh20.jpg

"...Oh boy."

Bry_Sinclair September 23 2013 09:35 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #92: Hopefully No Glitches This Time
 
New competition will be up this evening (was going to do it yesterday, but was abducted and taken to see Rush...mmmmm Chris Hemsworth :drool::drool::drool:).


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