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Captain Kathryn September 4 2013 05:40 AM

VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
Hi everyone!!!

First, I just want to thank Ln X again for asking me to take over the VOY caption contest! What a pleasant surprise! :lol: Wasn't expecting that!

Secondly, I have absolutely no idea how to Sticky this thread nor make the old one NOT Sticky...so please Mods help me? :confused:

Now onto the winners and the new contest! Enjoy! :rommie:

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bbjeg wrote: (Post 8462755)
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B'Elanna: Come on, it'll be fun. First, you strip...

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 8470909)

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Alien: No hats? Where do you keep your Pepsi?
Chak: No Pepsi, Coke.
Tom: 24th century, we still can't have Coke and Pepsi in the same place.

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PARIS: There goes our safety record. We'll never get that plaque.

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Ln X wrote: (Post 8462695)
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Janeway: I respect every crewmember's opinion... Just not yours Hogan.

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JANEWAY: You see Neelix? There is Delta Quadrant food that isn't made from disgusting bitter ground roots.

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Just want to say I thought this one was HILARIOUS. :lol:

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Janeway: "Ribbed, for my pleasure. If you get what I mean."

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Okay, here are the images I chose for the new contest. Have fun!

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R. Star September 4 2013 08:46 AM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
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Chakotay: I've been waiting seven years for this moment!
Janeway: Seven years of plotting and this is your plan? Pft... amateur. Tuvok, get the flogging whip ready.

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Celebrating 12 days without a workplace suicide.

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Kim: I'm going to be sick.
Janeway: Ugh...
Paris: Another typical end of the month when no one has any replicator rations. Leola desert. That hedgehog can ruin anything....

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When Harry told Tom he had a thing for ground beef, this wasn't what he had in mind. Just another day in the shameful existence that is Harry Kim's life.

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Kim: She told me to remove my clothes!
Seven: Afterwards, Ensign Kim insisted we see you...
EMH: Thank God I'm a Doctor and not a therapist... I'd need dozens of counseling subroutines to even begin to unravel what's wrong with you.

The Laughing Vulcan September 4 2013 12:19 PM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
Thanks for the Captionated...:)

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Chakotay: "It's the Heimlich manouevre, honest. She's choking on a bit of leola root. The hypospray is just... Nothing to see here. Dismissed!"

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EMH: "I'm a hologram. I don't need the Heimlich manouevre!"

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Paris: "Taste good?"
Janeway: "Mmm! Oh... wow... You know that bit in the Matrix Reloaded... in the Merovingian's restaurant?"
Harry: "TMI Captain... TMI!"


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Cow thinking: "Ewww. I'm gonna need the Heimlich Manouevre after this..."

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Harry: "Doc, you gotta do something. She tried to self-Heimlich!"

Timewalker September 4 2013 09:20 PM

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Harry: "Oh, Bessie... after all the women I've struck out with, I'm so happy to have found you! Let's go find a moon to jump over, and when we get back I'll get my clarinet and we'll make beautiful moosic together!"

JirinPanthosa September 4 2013 11:36 PM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
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CHAKOTAY: Now that we're home I can finally follow through on my Maquis plan to steal a Starfleet vessel! Now back off or she gets it!

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DOCTOR: What now the warp core is harmful to photonic matter? I call BS, that makes no sense! I should be able to manually fix the dilithium crystal misalignment!
KIM: Follow the script Doctor.
DOCTOR: This script is garbage!

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JANEWAY: This is some good hedgehog pudding, Mr Suder! But enough eating, we need to find out what happened to Neelix.

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HARRY: Oh, Seven. OH, SEVEN!

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DOCTOR: What did the Captain do to you?
SEVEN: I requested a less revealing uniform.

bbjeg September 4 2013 11:55 PM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
Thanks for the pick!

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Doctor: But I have to save the ship! I have to save the ship!
(Yeah, the original caption was good enough)

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Kim: It's not like I could do any better.

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Doctor: I said she's fine Kim, I would know.
Kim: FINE? Does she look fine? She needs to be nurtured, hugged, and stroked.
Seven: If you don't remove that hand off my shoulder, I'm going to assimilate my foot up your ass.

Ln X September 5 2013 05:32 PM

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Janeway: Shoot him!
Chakotay: That's right Ensign, scared aren't you? Four years in the Academy didn't prepare you for this huh? That's right wet yourself kiddo...

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B'Elanna: Not another one of the Doctor's save-the-ship fantasies!

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For some reason the cream tasted like piss but to spare the feelings of the mentally addled Tuvok, everyone pretended it tasted great.

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Kim had a thing for cows, he would start with the mouth and finish with the... udders.

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Kim: No! I do not want that on my conscience!

Finn September 6 2013 12:29 AM

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Chakotay: Tyler! I'll tell her where you put her nude pictures from her Academy days still if you don't let me pass!

Tyler: *thinking* How the heck did he know?

Janeway: *thinking* How the heck did they know? I thought Daddy had them purged.

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Captain's Log. Tom Paris has been in sickbay for the past two weeks due to a Malon fever which keeps him making wisecracks. Chakotay has expressed concerns that the doctor may snap any time.

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Janeway: Neelix must have the same cooking teacher as Riker did

jazzstick September 6 2013 08:54 PM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
I think the images went bad...This makes me sad.

Captain Kathryn September 7 2013 12:42 AM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
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jazzstick wrote: (Post 8607850)
I think the images went bad...This makes me sad.

??? You can't see the images???

jazzstick September 7 2013 01:24 AM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
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Chakotay:Back up Crewman, this hypo contains the only cure for the virus causeing the captain to repeatly orgasm!

Crewman:But Commander she ordered me to keep everybody out of her ready room!

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B'lanna was trying to stop the Doctor when The Diarrhea struck!


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Janeway: Tuvok, this is amazing!

Tuvok: Thank you Captain, it was coming out of the ass end of something Neelix had in a cage in the back.


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Harry Kim found his first beef flavored kiss most enjoyable!


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Harry Kim: Doc, do you really think she can keep up with the level of Hammyness you project?

Triskelion September 7 2013 07:56 AM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
TFTW & New Contest, Captain Kathryn! You're off to a great start! :bolian::rommie:

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Chak: Come one step closer and I'll inject her with this random sperm sample!

Janes: Oh come on now. It can't be any worse than a lizard.


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EMH: See Kim, this is how to get a woman to touch you. Threaten her ass with a warp core breach.

Kim: I bow to the master.


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Janes: Wow, the only way this could taste better is on top of a big, black -

Kim: Captain!

Janes: - forest upside down cake.

Tom: You're too easy, Harry.


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Cow: No, Harry. Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?

Harry: How much for just two jugs?


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Kim: See where my hand is? This is an appropriate touch. An inappropriate touch is where my other hand is.

Seven: How many times does Harry have to remind you, Doctor?

EMH: My bad.

Nerys Myk September 7 2013 10:26 PM

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SECURITY: Put it down, the Captain doesn't need a shave!

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JANEWAY (oc): Why don't one of you idiots grab his holo emitter?

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MULGREW: How many takes is this anyway?

WANG: Thirty two.

DIRECTOR: Relax, it's not like you all will get fat or something.


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HARRY: Tom had better be right about this cow turning into a beautiful princess.

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KIM: Couldn't we just make the uniform larger rather than take out another rib?

EMH: Who's the doctor here?

Captain Kathryn September 9 2013 02:03 AM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
:lol: Everyone is so funny!

Just FYI: I'm gonna post the winners and a new contest on 9/10 or 9/11.

LeadHead September 9 2013 06:22 AM

Re: VOY Caption Contest 112: Restraints, Cows, Kimsanity!
 
Congrats on taking over the contest, Captain Kathryn!

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Chakotay: Kathryn, please explain to the security officer that you specifically requested that I mainline the coffee straight to your bloodstream.

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The Doctor: Get off of me, the Warp Core and I ARE IN LOVE!!!

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Captain's Personal Log: This is gonna go straight to my thighs.

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Harry: Why do you have Lieutenants rank pips?!

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Doctor: I can treat you for the nausea after I finish singing my new rap lyrics.

Seven: I'm going to die.

Harry: We both are, Seven.


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