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Bry_Sinclair September 1 2013 08:40 AM

ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action
 
Well that is my first Caption Competition finished and people did enter it, so greatest fear alleviated. Can I say a big thanks to everyone who entered, I've been getting more than a few chuckles out of the entries, even as I re-read them to pick the winners.

So here they are:
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jespah wrote: (Post 8540305)
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Dammit, the minute I mention gazelles, that shuttle turns into a clown car. The entire crew must be in there by now.

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8544175)
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TRIP: Y'all are touch telepaths right? If not, I got the feeling there a big telepathic fight going on right now.

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 8565859)
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I asked for Mister Spock sheets, what's this crap?

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 8549458)
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Travis: "Gimme all your lunch money, nerd!"

Nerd: "In my time, we've evolved beyond the need for m-"

[PUNCH]

Nerd: "Ok, ok! Take my wallet!"

And then there are some that I thought deserved their own special awards:

The Sci-Fi Crossover Award
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jazzstick wrote: (Post 8543074)

The Awkward Family Moment Award
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LeadHead wrote: (Post 8538208)
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Trip: Well, that's certainly the quickest a mother has disapproved of me.

The Photomanipulation Award
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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8579617)
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TRIP: I've no idea what it was we drank or did last night, but it was some crazy stuff, T'Pol.

T'LES: Guess again, Earthboy.

And the Breaking The Fourth Wall Award
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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8537824)
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ARCHER (OS): Travis, let the writer go!
MAYWEATHER: Not until he gives me more lines!

Congratulations to all the winners.

And now on to this weeks selection:
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jespah September 1 2013 03:24 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action
 
Hey, thanks for the win! :)

And now on to this weeks selection:
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Reed: I'm sorry Captain, but the tribe has spoken. We've voted you off the Enterprise.

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Trip: One, two ... three?

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Hayes: I've always hated that floor!
Reed: Pity about the carpets, though.

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Archer: Travis! Travis! Speak to me!
Phlox: That's the most attention anyone's ever paid to him!
Hamboyan: I want that job.

jazzstick September 3 2013 05:29 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action
 
Thanks for the win!


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It was a bizarre and awkward moment when the crew found out that the intruder alert was in fact Dr. Flox nude and sleep walking in the cargo bay!


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Ummm....yours is bigger than mine!


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This is what happenes when Security tries to use the stove!


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Archer: The table doctor, it's speaking to me, a mind is reaching out...to..make contact!

Flox: Captain, I told you, the old "This chair is controlled by aliens" trick won't get you out of your annual colonoscopy this time! Now take your pants off and lay down before I'm forced to make the Corpral here do it for you!

Triskelion September 3 2013 08:31 PM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action
 
TFTW & the contests Bry_Sinclair! :bolian:

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Art teacher: Who here is not bothered by emotional reactions?
T'Pol: Obviously that would be me.
Art teacher: Good for you. Now get naked so we can commence to sketching.


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Trip: The Road Runner ? Where's Wile E. Coyote?
T'Pol: Let's just say about to plummet into the crevasse.


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Hayes: Is that a Japanese love pillow under your bed?
Reed: Yes. Apparently there weren't enough people in Asia for me to get laid.


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Archer: Clear! Zap! Clear! Zap!
Maco: Medicating people without their consent?
Phlox: Gotta pass the time between breast exams somehow.

Nerys Myk September 4 2013 02:44 AM

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TRIP: The Cap'n sure can take a punch.

T'POL: Technically that was several punches

Nerys Myk September 4 2013 02:46 AM

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REED: Next time, one of us should probably be the "good cop".

Gil T.Azell September 4 2013 03:41 AM

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Trip: "I'm done..."
T'Pol: "Again Trip.. go see the Dr."

Nerys Myk September 4 2013 03:45 AM

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TRIP: I had no idea piercing was popular on Vulcan.

Triskelion September 4 2013 04:10 AM

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Hayes: Have we shunned the fire enough to make it go out yet?
Reed: Where did you say you were from again?

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Archer: I'm sorry, T'Pol. You have terminal nymphomania. And there's only one cure.
Phlox: Been there.

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Trip: I thought the Badlands were on DS9.

Nerys Myk September 4 2013 04:31 AM

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PHLOX: I take it a Corinthian is good for making leather?

JirinPanthosa September 5 2013 02:52 AM

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Off screen, Archer entertains the crew with his tap routine.

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TRIP: T'Pol, be honest. Is there any such thing as Vulcan neuropressure?
T'POL: You got me. I paid off Phlox.
TRIP: I knew it. What real Vulcan technique would be so blatantly erotic?
T'POL: Now want to or not?

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HAYES: This is sure to get me cast in the new Die Hard reboot!
REED: No, you have to do it like this.

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Archer: This looks obscenely uncomfortable. It's perfect!

Nerys Myk September 5 2013 03:45 AM

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ARCHER (singing): Oh, Chairy, our love Holds on, holds on Oh, Chairy, our love Holds on, holds on

PHLOX: That's disturbing.

MACO: That he's singing to a chair?

PHLOX: No, that he's singing a Steve Perry song.

Triskelion September 5 2013 05:04 AM

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Phlox: First time meeting a Chaiselonguean, Captain?
Archer: What makes you say that?
Phlox: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

Finn September 7 2013 09:04 PM

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Trip: Your ears sure aren't the only pair of pointy things you have..

Mr. Laser Beam September 10 2013 05:26 AM

Re: ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action
 
Why are none of the photos showing up? :confused:


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