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IzzyAtWarp9 August 28 2013 08:38 PM

All Trek Caption Contest 6: USS Lollipop
 
Sorry it's a day late but ho-hum I was busy :/

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First the Photoshop/ 'Technical Difficulties' award:
Quote:

JarodRussell wrote: (Post 8535361)
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Gosh, how I hate it when Miles inverts the polarity of the gravity generators.

And now the 'Blame it on Barclay' award goes to:
Quote:

jazzstick wrote: (Post 8537395)
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Picard: Number one I told you sticking those muffins in the warpcore wasn't going to make them cook faster! Geordi is going to be pissed when he sees the mess!

Riker: Eh, we'll tell him Barclay did it!

The 'Turn it off and on again' award goes to:
Quote:

bbjeg wrote: (Post 8537647)
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Spock: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Kirk: Bones, I think Spock is stuck in an infinite logic loop.
Spock: ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Now the 'Curse 21st century technology' award:
Quote:

Honorable Ensign wrote: (Post 8548972)
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Picard: It's the dreaded Lens Flare! Quickly, trap it again before it escapes and destroys us all!

Now the 'Didn't need to see that' award to:
Quote:

JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8549401)
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RIKER: Geordi, what do you get when you have a ship full of families including teenagers and massive square footage of crawl space?
GEORDI: A lot of Jeffries Tube sex, apparently. Should we be stopping this?
RIKER: We tried, at first. Now we don't bother. Carry on, Wes.

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Quote:

Honorable Ensign wrote: (Post 8548972)
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Riker: There's the person making silly captions about us!
LaForge: Stop that! We have feelings, you know!

Great entries once again! New pics in a minute!

IzzyAtWarp9 August 28 2013 08:40 PM

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New pics!

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Looking forward to more awesome funninesses :)

CorporalClegg August 28 2013 09:43 PM

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"I just love sanding tiny little lifeforms."




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There she is! There she is!



Or...

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Ha! I told you he wasn't Gary Mitchell!

Jonas Grumby August 28 2013 09:58 PM

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Spock: "Despite my earlier skepticism, I must admit, Mr. Scott, variable gravity at waist level is...fascinating."


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Data: "You say you spent hours working on this model? Well, whatever floats your boat. Ha! See what I did there?"


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Bashir: "Hey, Laaa-dy!"
O'Brien: "Knock it off! And wrong century anyway, dumbass!"

Nebusj August 30 2013 03:39 AM

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``Ain't I a mean widdle Vulcan?''

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Odo finally brings down DS9's leading gang of beard thieves!

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``Geordi, have we really built a model sailing ship in engineering, or is this some holodeck misadventure, or is this one of those stories where a weird cosmic force is putting illusions or warping objects into other things until the end of the fifth act?''
``I don't even know anymore.''
``And why are the flags signalling us to ensure we drink our Ovaltine?''

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``Joachim! I have lost the remote control! You must manually start the next Arrested Development!''

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``Oh, Miles, I love the noise the turbolift makes this century, it's just this aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --- gasp --- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
``You know, if I kill you in the 23rd century you'll never have been born.''

Nerys Myk August 30 2013 04:07 AM

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BASHIR: Do you think I'll get laid in this Century?

O'BRIEN: Not with that haircut.

IzzyAtWarp9 September 2 2013 11:52 AM

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Spock: You did not just try to change the shield harmonics with a phase inducer??
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Odo: I told you to CLOSE YOUR EYES!! THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!!

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That's it. That's the relationship.

The Old Mixer September 2 2013 02:35 PM

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While Spock could always give as good as he got verbally, he severely underestimated McCoy's resolve in the staring contest....

bbjeg September 2 2013 06:18 PM

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Data: What? I did as you asked. I upgraded the Enterprise. This 19th century sailing ship has been upgraded with inertial dampeners and impulse engines.
Geordie: Data, I meant our Enterprise.

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Again the crew held their tongue in reguarding Kahn as 'Full of himself.'

R. Star September 2 2013 06:28 PM

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Spock: Wanna Tango?

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Odo: Hmph! I'll get this Vulcan Nerve Pinch work no matter how long it takes!

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Data: What do you think Geordi? Do you think Captain Picard will like it?
LaForge: I didn't know your program included sucking up to the boss.
Data: By observing humans, I have learned that professional advancement is accelerated by ingratiating one's self to authority figures.

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Khan: There she is!
Joachim: Sir, we're genetically enhanced and it's a widescreen. We can see.

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Bashir: Now listen to my opera voice!
O'brien: By god, I'm volunteering for the next away mission!

The Old Mixer September 2 2013 07:10 PM

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Montalban: "De plane! De plane!"
Meyer: CUT!

Avro Arrow September 3 2013 05:34 AM

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The Guide to Vulcan Emotions
Image 1: ROTFLMAO


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Khan: Pew pew pew!
Joachim: Sir, you've had your turn. Take off the VR glove and let one of us play!


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Khan: Joachim! Stop here! What show is this?
Joachim: Sherlock, sir.
Khan: That Holmes fellow, he... intrigues me...

Orac September 3 2013 09:45 AM

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There she is! No so overweight as we were led to believe, so much the better!


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