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Bry_Sinclair August 21 2013 06:49 AM

ENT Caption Competition #90: Down Time
 
Hello all,

I've always fancied having a go at a caption competition, so here it goes. Normally I will be running them from Sunday to Sunday, but seeing as this is my first time I thought I'd give you folks a little longer, entries will be accepted until Sunday 1st September.

Enjoy.

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JirinPanthosa August 22 2013 02:06 AM

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ARCHER: We must finally be back to our own time.
TRIP (OS): How do you know?
ARCHER: All the colors are oversaturated.

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TRIP: Yeah, I'm really into, umm...logic and stuff!
T'POL: You see mother, he's a perfect match.

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TRIP: What the...? Oh, hell. What year am I in this time?

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ARCHER (OS): Travis, let the writer go!
MAYWEATHER: Not until he gives me more lines!

Geoff Peterson August 22 2013 02:49 AM

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ARCHER: What the hell? You said this was a Niners game!!!!

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TRIP: So, I'm guessing separate bedrooms?

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TRIP: Jesus, don't they have curtains on Vulcan?

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MAYWEATHER: You said the transporter was safe, Tucker!!!!!

LeadHead August 22 2013 03:31 AM

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Archer: (whispering) Damnit, Trip. You said there'd be a teleprompter.

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Trip: Well, that's certainly the quickest a mother has disapproved of me.


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Trip: Where'd you get this bedding? Bed, Bath and Bizarre?

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Blonde Guy:..... de....odor....ant..... (Dies)

rabid bat August 22 2013 04:05 PM

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Thanks for doing this, Bry_Sinclair!

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Dammit, the minute I mention gazelles, that shuttle turns into a clown car. The entire crew must be in there by now.

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T'Mel brought a doctor home to her mother. T'Paya brought a lawyer. T'Varna brought home a rich man. And you bring me this? Oy, where did I go wrong?

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Torture in the 22nd century is an all-too early wakeup call and being forced to sleep on sheets that are not 200 thread count.

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Travis Mayweather was highly skilled in the ancient North American fighting technique known as noogies.

Mistral August 22 2013 05:47 PM

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jespah wrote: (Post 8540305)
Thanks for doing this, Bry_Sinclair!

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Archer(thinking): "Two hours. I spend two hours looking all over Market Street for where Trip parked the shuttle and it was here the whole time. Damn!"

jazzstick August 23 2013 12:54 AM

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Oh boy....


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Don't worry mother his life span is half of ours!


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I'm laying in something wet!

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Merryweather picked up a horrible back sucking Ed Bagley Jr. parasite from Cacazoid 7!

Geoff Peterson August 23 2013 05:22 AM

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TRIP: Y'all are touch telepaths right? If not, I got the feeling there a big telepathic fight going on right now.

Yuckleberry Finn August 23 2013 11:28 PM

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Archer: *thinking* What was I thinking? Not getting beat up after getting home?...

Starpaul20 August 23 2013 11:29 PM

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Archer: What do you mean by 'I can't park there'? I just saved the fucking world!

Herkimer Jitty August 24 2013 04:33 AM

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Archer: "-and so we will explore strange new, uhh. Line."

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T'Les: "Your boyfriend really should get a bowl cut. He looks like a a damn illogical hooligan."

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Trip: "Unh... why can't every planet have a 24 hour day?"

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Travis: "Gimme all your lunch money, nerd!"

Nerd: "In my time, we've evolved beyond the need for m-"

[PUNCH]

Nerd: "Ok, ok! Take my wallet!"

Triskelion August 28 2013 05:04 AM

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Archer: This must be how Freddy Mercury felt at Wembley.
Trip: You wish!


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Trip: Well you pass the Girlfriend's Future Looks test. Next up, the Frigidity test.


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I asked for Mister Spock sheets, what's this crap?


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Guy: Race card! Race card!
Mayweather: Damn! I almost had him!

Geoff Peterson August 28 2013 05:07 AM

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Not in the face! Not in the face!

Nebusj August 30 2013 04:38 AM

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It's a stadium ... thousands of people watching me ... shuttlepod in front of me ... zeppelins in the sky ... giant toothbrushes hanging over the stadium edge ... man, I wish I could tell whether this was a dream so I knew if I should be embarrassed I don't have any pants.

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``So, uh, Mrs T'Pol ma'am I was guessing I could just stay at the 'Y' ... uh ... if it's still called a 'Y' here ... it'd be a 'V' here on Vulcan, wouldn't it? Er, I guess not or else a 'Y' on Earth would be an 'E', so here ... uh ... it ... ... is it okay if I just go out and kill myself?''
``Yes.''

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``Wake up, Trip. Wake up. You're sleeping in the linen closet.''

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``Sir, you know we have standing orders to punch Conan O'Brien!''

George Steinbrenner August 30 2013 05:36 AM

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Archer: All right, I AM the Captain!!!

Crowd: HE IS THE CAPTAIN!!!

Archer: Now...FUCK OFF!

(long pause)

Man in crowd: ... How shall we fuck off, Captain Archer?


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