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Shat Happens August 5 2013 03:19 PM

sex planets
 
What horny people in the galaxy would prefer?

(Edo of course wins because they wanted to have sex AND kill Wesley, but let's suppose all of them wanted to kill Wesley too. Oh, and the holodeck is out of order)

Bry_Sinclair August 5 2013 04:20 PM

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Eh?

Delta IV sex is an open and integral part of their culture, among other Deltans that is as the Oath of Celibacy doesn’t allow them to take advantage of sexually immature species.

Edo was just a joke, obviously written by some randy old bugger.

Risa offers a full array of services to guests, but it’d be no different from going to somewhere hot, strutting around in your swimwear and pulling a local due to your assets.

Orion practices slavery, as property owners can do whatever they want with their slave (not that I agree with that).

J’naii are genderless and any sexual identity is hunted down and removed, so not exactly much to be had there.

The Chelon are genderless turtles who lay eggs. If that’s your thing then go nuts.

On Vulcan the ‘battle to the death’ was only is there was an objection to a pairing, or if one of the partners involved sought another mate. It wasn’t typical behavious.

Kingons are extreme BDSM. Not for everyone.

Borg have no sex—unless they get all the drones into hideous catsuits.

Robot planet is only one better than a night in the holodeck with the Vulcan Love Slave Trilogy.

Shat Happens August 5 2013 04:55 PM

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Quote:

Bry_Sinclair wrote: (Post 8472172)
The Chelon

You got the wrong planet. Rigel II is where McCoy picked those two cabaret dancers the shore leave planet replicated.

Jonas Grumby August 5 2013 04:56 PM

Re: sex planets
 
Wrigley's Pleasure Planet makes Risa look like a friggin' Club Med. :D

scotpens August 5 2013 05:26 PM

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Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 8472337)
Wrigley's Pleasure Planet makes Risa look like a friggin' Club Med. :D

Do we know what sort of, uh, services are available on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet? Are there any canon references to it other than than one line in "The Man Trap"?

My preference is the robot planet from "Shore Leave." You can get lifelike sexbots custom-designed from your thoughts and memories, and you don't have to concern yourself with ethical issues like slavery. Just be careful what you think.

http://www.hostpic.org/images/1308052155240108.jpg

R. Star August 5 2013 05:27 PM

Re: sex planets
 
The nearest holodeck.

LOKAI of CHERON August 5 2013 08:40 PM

Re: sex planets
 
Definitely Delta IV - as long as I could convince a Deltan lovely to take as much advantage of my sexual immaturity as possible! :drool:

Shawnster August 6 2013 01:12 AM

Re: sex planets
 
You left off Argelius

SCOTT: Captain, I think I'm going to like Argelius.
KIRK: Obviously a man of good taste.
SCOTT: You mean to tell me all these women, that all this is
KIRK: Yes, yes, yes. The Argelians think very highly of their pleasure.

KIRK: Mission accomplished as far as Scotty is concerned. Bones, I know a little place across town where the women
MCCOY: Oh yes. I know the place. Let's go.

Shat Happens August 6 2013 04:36 PM

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R. Star wrote: (Post 8472427)
The nearest holodeck.

It's broken. the Bynars messed with it again.

The Emissary August 7 2013 06:28 AM

Re: sex planets
 
I'm confused...why is "Borg" a choice?

I'd probably go for Risa. Seems normal out of all those options.

Shat Happens August 7 2013 09:53 PM

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Quote:

why is "Borg" a choice?
Why not?

The Emissary August 8 2013 02:31 AM

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Quote:

Shat Happens wrote: (Post 8482741)
Quote:

why is "Borg" a choice?
Why not?

I think I'm just confused. Is "Borg" a sex planet in Trek lore?

Sran August 8 2013 02:50 AM

Re: sex planets
 
Casperia Prime.

--Sran

R. Star August 8 2013 04:40 AM

Re: sex planets
 
We never actually saw Casperia.

Shawnster August 8 2013 02:56 PM

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R. Star wrote: (Post 8484076)
We never actually saw Casperia.

We never saw Wrigleys, either.


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