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Ln X August 1 2013 10:12 PM

DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
 
The contest must go on...

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LeadHead wrote: (Post 8453749)

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 8363125)
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ROM: Two months, brother?

QUARK: It was worth it to see that bowl of jello go down like...a bowl of jello.

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Rush Limborg wrote: (Post 8374708)
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Vic: (Singing) Somewhere...beyond the sea...
Somewhere...waiting for me...
My lover stands on--golden SANDS...
And watches the ships
That go sail...in'....

Kira: Just had to rub it in, didn't he?

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grabthars hammer wrote: (Post 8374291)
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Quark: I've seen ships blown up, shot to pieces and vaporized but never one that's gotten f****d to death!

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 8372374)
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Jules: Do you know why Worf is so famous Miles?
Miles: He keeps making headlines.
Worf: I will kill you where you stand.
Miles: Oh give it a rest you big poof.


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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8362714)
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QUARK: So to answer your question, inter-species mating is kind of like that.


The photoshop award goes to:

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TommyR01D wrote: (Post 8366200)
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After months of ignoring Jake's requests, Captain Sisko finally agreed to read his son's latest novel, and let NOTHING distract him.

The tag caption award goes to the following:

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IzzyatWarp9 wrote: (Post 8365246)
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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8362714)
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KIRA: I can't believe this Terran 20th century retro phase has lasted twelve years.
ODO: I know, it's like all humans ever refer to is popular entertainment from between 1950 and 1990. It's getting kind of annoying.
KIRA: I like their 22nd century entertainment a lot better but you never hear about it.

ODO: Why not?
KIRA: Well.... I guess most of it couldn't strictly be classed as 'legal'...

My congratulations to the winners, you came up with some good stuff!

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This caption's theme is all about awkwardness.

May the captioning commence!

Ln X August 1 2013 10:23 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
 
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Sisko: Well chief?
O'Brien: My life is in the crapper that's what, no offence captain.

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MU Kira: Before I met you I had to service myself, now I've found something even better and you my dear are going to make me -- us sorry -- very happy!

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Dukat: I have always ruled with a fair and magnanimous hand!
Weyoun: Tell me Dukat, how many millions of Bajorans died during your reign as the prefect of Bajor?

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Bashir: For the first time in my life I am genuinely stumped!
Dax: I don't think jokes Julian will make this plant feel any better.

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Sisko: We take ourselves VERY seriously here.

LeadHead August 1 2013 11:24 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
 
Thanks for the win!

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Sisko: Getting a divorce?

O'Brien: No!

Sisko: Whoops. Then I really shouldn't have hit on Keiko then.

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Intendant: Tell me, are you sexy and creepy simultaneously in your universe?


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Bashir: Wow! So this is how you make LDS!

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Worf: (over comm) Ops to Captain Sisko. A Dominion attack force is approaching.

Sisko: Not now, Mister Worf. We're doing our cool walk.

Roboturner913 August 1 2013 11:39 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
 
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O'Brien: Sorry commander ... *mutters* dammit, the one time I forget to clear my browser history.

JirinPanthosa August 2 2013 12:41 AM

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SISKO: Tell me the truth Miles. That was your review on captainratings.com.
O'BRIEN: You can't possibly prove it was me.
SISKO: The same account did a much better review of Jean Luc Picard.
O'BRIEN: It still could have been Worf.
SISKO: botanysucks2328?
O'BRIEN: Well...crap.

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KIRA: What is this, fan fiction written by a horny 15 year old?
INTENDANT: Bashir dream sequence.

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DUKAT: You know, when I was prefect of Bajor I had a 100% approval rating.
WEYOUN: What was the other poll option?
DUKAT: Hard labor.

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BASHIR: THIS is a Klingon adult toy?
DAX: Curzon had one just like it.

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NOG: Umm...why are you all dressed like that? Am I in a parallel universe or something?
SISKO: Of course not Captain. This is standard uniform for Ferengi Alliance Salesmen.

Bad Thoughts August 2 2013 01:14 AM

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O'Brien: I can use a magnet to move the metal filings from the top of his head to the bottom of his face.
Sisko: THAT ... is a good look!

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Bashir: For whose pleasure?

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Ezri: I hadn't thought about it before, but isn't Odo really buck naked?

Triskelion August 2 2013 01:34 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
 
TFTW Ln X!

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Thank you, Captain, this should be perfect for smashing Voles.


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Intendent: Scented foam soap?
Major: So you're the Intendent - of the ladies room?

Nerys Myk August 2 2013 02:07 AM

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O'BRIEN: I still prefer Windows 7.

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Sisko's 11...er 8.

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BASHIR: And you say it popped up after Worf was hit in the head with an anvil?

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KIRA: Just kiss me and give the fanboys what they want!

Bry_Sinclair August 2 2013 09:46 AM

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Intendant: Admit it, you're more than just a little turned on right now.
Kira: [thinking] Damn, of course she'd know about my headband fetish!

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Damar always felt left out of Weyoun and Dukat's "private meetings" at the urinal.

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Bashir: I thought you said Worf was being a pain in the ass, not that he had a pain in his ass.

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Sisko: Que music!
[Street Life by Randy Crawford starts playing]
Sisko: Commence strutting.

IzzyAtWarp9 August 2 2013 09:53 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
 
Thanks for the win!! :)

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SISKO: Here's the new crew evaluations
O'BRIEN: Err... thanks, Commander
SISKO:... Aren't you going to pick it up?
O'BRIEN: I would but I can't move my arms
SISKO: Why not?
O'BRIEN:... I put my uniform on backwards and hoped nobody would notice

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INTENDANT: You can use this so called 'force' all you like, but this headband isn't going to come off!
KIRA: We'll... see... about... THAT!
INTENDANT: No, seriously, it's glued to my head

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WEYOUN: How many Cardassians does it take to change a lightbulb?
DUKAT: Kill him.

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BASHIR: What IS that??
DAX: THAT... is a Klingon party hat

IzzyAtWarp9 August 2 2013 10:00 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
 
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Worf: (over comm) Ops to Captain Sisko. A Dominion attack force is approaching.

Sisko: Not now, Mister Worf. We're doing our cool walk.

#Eye of the Tiger starts playing#

Ln X August 2 2013 12:10 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 79; that cringe-worthy awkward moment...
 
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DUKAT: You know, when I was prefect of Bajor I had a 100% approval rating.
WEYOUN: What was the other poll option?
DUKAT: Hard labor.

Weyoun: Remarkable, the Dominion has something similar.
Dukat: It's all about giving the people what they rightly deserve.
Weyoun: Absolutely!

The Laughing Vulcan August 2 2013 02:04 PM

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O'Brien: "Sorry sir. Molly's going through a phase right now. She's figured out how to use photoshop and she used my access privileges to get into the personnel files."
Sisko: "Is she the one who defaced my image?"
O'Brien: "She said you'd look better with... your face... upside down. Sorry sir."
Sisko: "Hmm. Bald and goatee... full overhaul of waste extraction, chief... not a bad look at all."

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Kira: "I can't believe I kissed you."
Male Star Trek fan demographic: "WE CAN!"

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Weyoun: "Because of the Founders and their cloning technology, I can call you spoonheads, 'spoonheads' all I want, and no matter what you do to me, torture me, maim me, kill me, I'll pop up again fresh as a daisy. Spoonheads!"
Dukat: "Ah yes, but we can keep killing you. It's an equitable agreement, and everyone is more than satisfied. Damar. Do the honours for Weyoun... what is it now?"
Weyoun: "Thirty-seven."
Dukat: "Weyoun thirty-seven."
Damar: "Yes sir." pulls out phaser and vaporises Weyoun

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Bashir: "Perhaps Kai Win, you should keep the Opera House hat on."
Winn: "Does it look, undignified?"
Dax: "Undignified is a word..."
Bashir: "I don't think an analgesic cream is going to be enough."

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Quark os: "Sorry folks, fifties crooner night has been cancelled as Vic is offline for maintenance. He's recommended a replacement, Bez from the Happy Mondays. We're having a nineties' rave night instead. You're going to have to change into hypercolour T-Shirts and baggy jeans."

Nerys Myk August 2 2013 02:58 PM

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O'BRIEN: This would be cooler if something had blown up behind us.

SISKO: We're on a space station, Chief.

O'BRIEN: Just saying.

Triskelion August 3 2013 01:41 AM

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Jules: Reminds me of a Mugato I once knew. Oh, tender Ulrich, I wonder what became of you.

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Nog: Kinda makes you wonder which of us is getting a lucky spin tonight.

Ezri: Whoever it is, I know I am.


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