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CaptainBearclaw July 19 2013 06:28 PM

TOS Ad-Lib
One of us posts one sentence, someone else posts another, then another posts another, etc.

Let us begin, shall we...

"Captain Kirk knew he was in for a bad day."

Sandoval July 19 2013 06:33 PM

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...when he awoke to find the itching, burning sensation in his genitals even more pronounced than it usually was.

CaptainBearclaw July 19 2013 07:04 PM

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He would've used protection, but in the heat of the moment, he took a chance with the strange green lady.

JohnChod July 19 2013 09:55 PM

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Rising from his bed, Kirk glanced in the mirror as a wave of nausea hit him, giving his own face a greenish tint and making him look a bit like a Vulcan with bobbed ears.

YJAGG July 19 2013 10:09 PM

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As fate would have it the bosun's whistle on the com unit was followed by McCoy's voice.

CaptainBearclaw July 20 2013 01:02 AM

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"Don't worry, Jim. I've already heard about. You and I really need to have a talk."

Sgt_G July 30 2013 06:13 AM

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Before the captain could respond, the doctor continued, "But you better have a stiff drink before you come see me. You'll need it."

Count Zero July 30 2013 08:05 PM

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"It's going to be one of those days," Kirk thought as he donned his uniform.

LilyThompson July 31 2013 02:55 AM

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As he walked into McCoy's office, He realized that everything was looking very strange and off-color. "Sit down, Jim."

Sgt_G July 31 2013 03:30 AM

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Kirk noticed Spock standing against the wall, reading from a data pad. "Fascinating. Jim, have you ever heard of Commander Trip Tucker?"

Count Zero July 31 2013 02:23 PM

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"I'm appalled by the lack of medical confidentiality!" Kirk managed to blurt out before he had to lie down.

Sgt_G August 1 2013 08:15 PM

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Fell down would be more accurate, for his head was spinning so badly.

LilyThompson August 2 2013 03:56 AM

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"Well, Jim," said Bones, with an odd look in his eye, "It would seem as though you've contracted a rare form of the disease Rogellius-12. Trust me, things will get much worse till we find the cure. The cure is simple, but really hard to find, much less synthesize." Here Mr. Spock spoke up. "You see, Captain, what we shall have to do is..."

Grabthar T Kirk August 2 2013 04:01 AM

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Spock's long, drawn-out explanation was cut suddenly short by an astonishingly loud blast of flatulence, accompanied by the unmistakable splatter of a liquidy human discharge, as James T. Kirk soiled himself whilst slipping into unconsciousness.

Sgt_G August 2 2013 09:19 PM

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As Kirk was fading in and out of consciousness, he overhead Spock say something about Commander Tucker and "the first recorded cross-species offspring." McCoy whistled and said, "That's going to complicate his treatment."

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