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Data's Cat July 18 2013 11:49 PM

A poem about me!
 
Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

(and the funny thing is- Brent Spiner hates cats!).

bbailey861 July 18 2013 11:52 PM

Re: A poem about me!
 
I read this to myself and could not help inflect Data's voice into my reading. Excellent work - it suits him to a tee!

dub July 18 2013 11:54 PM

Re: A poem about me!
 


EDIT...this might have gone better in the "gansta rap" thread. :lol:

Data's Cat July 19 2013 12:27 AM

Re: A poem about me!
 
Crazy video... who knew Data could rap!

Mario de Monti July 19 2013 09:25 AM

Re: A poem about me!
 
Quote:

bbailey861 wrote: (Post 8398255)
I read this to myself and could not help inflect Data's voice into my reading.

Yep, me too :)

R. Star July 19 2013 09:32 AM

Re: A poem about me!
 
Makes you wonder just who on the TNG staff came up with that one.


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