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LeadHead June 19 2013 06:25 AM

Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!
 
Hello everyone! Sorry for this contest being stagnant for so long! Everyone lets thank Candlelight for giving it a boost to keep things moving along. And from me personally, thank you.

As for winners, Candlelight was correct, everyone from my last contest is a winner! I did however go back and choose ones for special shout outs. Also, we will now have our winners from the Candlelight contest here, so get ready.......


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First up to the plate, we have the Shout out for "Dangerous Security Threat" goes to:

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Candlelight wrote: (Post 7945522)
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Crusher: "Have you considered allowing Jesus Christ into your life?"

Worf: "Run! They're everywhere! Regroup on deck 12!"

Our next shout out for "Character Progression" goes to:

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Maurice wrote: (Post 7913809)
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RIKER: Wait, isn't that a priceless relic?
PICARD: To TV Picard, yes. To Action Picard, no. {smash}

Our Shout out for "At least you have an idea of where they are" goes to:

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Lance wrote: (Post 7936126)
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Kirk: "Bones... what do you mean, you think you left the car keys back up on Deck 1?"

Now, we move into our awards for the new contest, the "Did you invent anything else?" Award, goes to:

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shivkala wrote: (Post 8190853)
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Chekov: You know it vas the Russians zat inwented news reporters.

Next, we have the "No, it hasn't been there for long and no it won't be there for much longer" Award, going to:

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inflatabledalek wrote: (Post 8181322)
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Redshirt on right: Hey guys, not sure if this is the right moment to ask, but how long has this station been here?

Next, we have the "Didn't see that coming, eh?" Award, going to:

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Finn wrote: (Post 8209123)
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Kirk: *wheezing* ....and Spock ended up with Uhura? I would have never guessed!

There were 2 great photoshops that I just loved from the older contest, they duked it out in my brain, my brain lost. They both get the shout outs here!

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 7913320)
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SHATNER: I know they said TNG would bury TOS, I just didn't think it would be literal!


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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7982185)



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R. Star wrote: (Post 7913023)
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Picard: I'm gone for just a couple hours and you manage to get my ship destroyed by an antique Klingon Bird of Prey....
Riker: At least I didn't get Kirk killed.

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for your patience and I am please to say, Lets start a new contest!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead June 19 2013 06:27 AM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!
 
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Lily: (screams)

Picard: Number One, please put your pants back on.

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Data: It is honorable for Klingons to wear perfume, Sir.

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Kirk: Wow, Uhura's really going for it with that dance! Wait, shouldn't we be closer to keep them from taking her away?

SpocK: Whoops.

Candlelight June 19 2013 10:39 AM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!
 
No problem. Happy to have helped.

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"Whoa!"
"As you can see, Mr Riker also prefers something in satin."

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"I SAID PIMPLE!"

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Spock: "Uhura has successfully distracted the others Captain."
Kirk: "Spock... head back to the shuttle... I need some... alone time"

Lance June 19 2013 01:23 PM

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LILY (shrieking): "Look, a mouse!"
PICARD (also shrieking): "Where, where?"

shivkala June 19 2013 02:30 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!
 
TFTW(s)!

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Picard: This viewscreen is showing us what the Borg have assimilated. The computer banks contain the entirety of human history, as recorded on the internet...and...oh, my God, they've found "2 Girls, 1 Cup"!

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Ever since Data had the emotion chip installed, he developed an ear sucking fetish. Surprisingly, Picard didn't mind it.

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Kirk: ...you and Uhura?

Spock: I believe the term is, "I hit that."

Kevman7987 June 19 2013 02:44 PM

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Picard: Is that man?... With that donkey?... Oh no...

Lily: I'm disgusted, but I can't... look... away...

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Data: *whispers*

Picard: Really? That's why she married him? So I guess the rumors are true.

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Spock: Jim, is Uhura's nude fan dance drawing their attention up the hill?

Kirk: It's certainly drawing something up... In my pants...

Spock: Gross...

Jonas Grumby June 19 2013 04:37 PM

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Data (whispering): "Ask him if it is a good day for pie. Trust me. It will be funny."

Candlelight June 20 2013 06:01 AM

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"The teachers will crack any minute. Purple monkey dishwasher."

Triskelion June 20 2013 06:05 AM

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Lily: I think I'm gonna be sick! What is that Klingon doing to that Betazoid??
Jean: Starfleet can't prepare us for these situations!


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Data: whisperwhisperwhisper...
Picard: <chuckles>
Worf: Shrinkage! Shrinkage!


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Kirk: Altairian ostrich feathers.
Spock: Sigh. I remember when she could do that with a couple tiny silk fans.
Kirk: In for a penny in for a pound, Spock. You handle this. I've got some freshman yeomen to surprise inspect.

inflatabledalek June 20 2013 06:48 AM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!
 
FTW!

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Picard and Lilly: ADMIRAL Janeway?!?!


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Data: ... Worf Sir.

Picard: Ah yes, nice to meet you Mr Worf.


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Spock: The plan to distract the horsemen with your famous Cylon impression seems to have failed Captain.

Maurice June 21 2013 08:47 AM

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PICARD: And that's the script for Insurrection.
LILY: (gasps in horror)


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PICARD: Whispering sweet nothings requires [B][B]words, Mr. Data.


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SPOCK: As I said, those binoculars will not give you X-Men type Cyclops eye rays.
KIRK: Dammit!

Jonas Grumby June 21 2013 05:12 PM

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Picard: "Oh my God! Somebody left the Marquis de Sade holodeck program running overnight!"

Nerys Myk June 21 2013 05:18 PM

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Lily and Picard get a preview of the next two TNG films.

Argus Skyhawk June 22 2013 05:19 AM

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Kirk: Dang. I was hoping Uhura would be the one to do that palm dance.
Spock: However, you have to admit Scotty is doing a good job.

Triskelion June 22 2013 06:03 AM

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Picard: Yes. I believe we've all run that particular holoprogram, Data. Yes, half human half Klingon is a rather...satisfying combination. What?? You made her holographic husband watch? Cried the whole time, did he?


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