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LeadHead June 18 2013 06:04 AM

TNG Caption This! 317: Did you see that?
 
Hello everyone! I look forward to the day that I finally get my caption contests back to a weekend start, will this weekend be it? I dunno. We'll have to play this one out...


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First up to the plate, we have the "Well, it's progress, isn't it?" Award, going to:

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Mr. Adventure wrote: (Post 8240698)
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Geordi: Second base! Woo-hoo!
Tasha: um, Geor....ur, never mind...
Geordi: Woo!

Next, we have the "Special Skills" Award, going to:

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Gary7 wrote: (Post 8242663)
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Riker: "Guinan, you always have the most beautiful anvil styled hats on."
Guinan: "Commander, I've never seen anybody pull off a stiff back craned neck walk as authoritatively as you."
Wesley: "Um, I think I'll see you guys later." *leaves*

Next, we have the "System Failure" Award, going to:

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8239903)
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DATA: Data to Bridge. The holodeck appears to be malfunctioning. I asked for a great comedian and it gave me Joe Piscopo.

Next, we have the "Worthy Adversary" Award, going to:

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J. Allen wrote: (Post 8236639)
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Data: "It is in the corner, Lieutenant."
Worf: "Indeed. This spider is a shrewd tactician, and will be a worthy foe."

Next, we have the "Whodunnit?" Award, going to:

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captain crow wrote: (Post 8236969)
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Picard: Well, if wasn't you and it wasn't me... then who was it?

[Picard and Riker turn and look at Worf]

Worf: If I did it you'd all be unconscious right now.

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 8250355)
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Picard: Capital idea, taking a page out of Mister Worf's book, Number One.
Riker: Cultural identity is the rule, sir.


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R. Star wrote: (Post 8236480)
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Captain's Log Supplimental: My security chief is a snarling brute who can't win a fight, my counselor can't do anything useful beyond state the obvious, my helmsman is blind, my first officer is an annoying boob and I can't go a week without my engineer doing something stupid to make me fire them. I truly am on the voyage of the damned.


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inflatabledalek wrote: (Post 8247118)
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Picard: Will... Did Tasha do something different with her hair today?

Congrats to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Lets start a new contest!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead June 18 2013 06:08 AM

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La Forge: And this is the ship we'll all get transferred to if we fail this mission.

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Troi: I feel you have murderous intent-

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Picard: Well, one of you is gonna have to change clothes.

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La Forge: The Tricorder 4S, Captain. It's all set up, but Starfleet really should've kept using the Google Starcharts.


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Worf: These allergies are WITHOUT honor!

Jonas Grumby June 18 2013 06:22 AM

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Vash: "Please, Jean Luc. They don't allow pets in the hotel rooms on Risa."
Q: "It's only for a week."
Picard: "No! I will not babysit a chimpanzee!"


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Picard: "Quite an extensive collection you have here, Geordi."
LaForge: "Tell me the truth, Captain. Do you think it's pathetic that I collect candid 'wardrobe malfunction' pics?"
Picard: "No. It's the fact that they were all taken in the holodeck that's pathetic."

Gil T.Azell June 18 2013 06:31 AM

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Troi: (thinking) They're not feeling any firmer

Triskelion June 18 2013 07:02 AM

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Laffy: I don't know what it is either, Captain, but it was vibrating when I scanned Troi's suitcase.


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Whale probe: Decker had an Ilia probe, Riker gets a Dolphin probe.
Deans: Eee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeee!


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Picky: Well the good news is the Doctor has vaccinated us all for the expedition.
Qbert: And the bad news?
Picky: The local escorts require currency.


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Sir-Lafs-a-Lot: Here you go, Captain. VISOR scans of Tasha, Troi and Beverly.

Dirty Jeans: What? No Ogawa?

Sir-Lafs-a-Lot: Ogawa said no.


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Science crew <suffocating>: HOLY...MOTHER OF...SHA-KA-REE!
Worfy: It is a good day to die!

JirinPanthosa June 18 2013 07:39 AM

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GEORDI: As you can see Captain, every ship design from the last ten years is ugly, terrible, and not even that practical.
PICARD: You mean, except the Enterprise.
GEORDI: Throw a rock at either nacelle and the ship explodes.
PICARD: Good point.

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TROI: Not again! Why does every energy creature go inside ME?!

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VASH: I'm only going with you to make Jean Luc jealous.
Q: That's okay. I'm going with you for the same reason.

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PICARD: Hmm...very interesting scans of the spatial anomaly...phase...neutrino...
GEORDI: You're holding the tricorder upside down.
PICARD: Right.

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WORF: Sure, blame the klingon!

Mistral June 18 2013 10:09 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! 317: Did you see that?
 
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Gil T.Azell wrote: (Post 8262634)

Every Trekkie's dream...

Mistral June 18 2013 10:11 AM

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 8262706)

Worf: "Who put superglue on the console?!?"

Mistral June 18 2013 10:13 AM

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 8262733)
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VASH: I'm only going with you to make Jean Luc jealous.
Q: That's okay. I'm going with you for the same reason.

Picard: "You are NOT pressuring me into a threesome!"

R. Star June 18 2013 01:16 PM

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Captain's Log: We're answering the distress call from yet another crappy Oberth class science ship. I don't even know why Starfleet sends these things out. Something always goes wrong, we have to save their asses and then do the mission they were supposed to be doing anyways.

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Betazoid heartburn exhibited some unusual symptoms when compared to humanity's version.

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Picard: You and Vash? Well it seems only appropriate she's wearing the pants.
Q: Big talk from a man in a dress.

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Picard: You designed an OS that's not Windows or Apple? 300 years too late Mr. LaForge.

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Picard: We will not fire on the alien vessel attacking us... hail them aga--
Worf: (Sneezes loudly)
Riker: Problem Mr. Worf?
Worf: I'm allergic to pansies, sir.

Gary7 June 18 2013 04:54 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! 317: Did you see that?
 
TFTW, Leadhead. :)


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Geordi never let an opportunity pass to show off his mysterious ability to draw solid lines with his finger on any surface. Now if only he could do circles...


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Another curious anomaly with Betazed physiology: Stunning them with a phaser brings on an instant orgasm.


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Q: "Picard, since I can't procreate with humans, I'd like you to be the surrogate father to my son. I need you to have sex with Vash."
Vash: "C'mon Jean-Luc, just one time in the sack for old time's sake"
Picard: "I'm not buying this for one minute. And for old time's sake? My embarrassing STD treatment with the ship's doctor wasn't something I'd like to repeat."
Q: "Ah, haaaaaaaa!"
Vash: "Oh, damned. Well thanks, Jean-Luc. I just lost my leverage."


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LaForge: "Uh... sir, I can explain."
Picard: "I think you'd better. This looks like Japanese anime to me, not the data I requested for this morning's briefing."


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Worf: "What... what is that SMELL!"
Crewman (behind): "Oh damned... I think I should have passed on the triple bean burritos for lunch."

Jonas Grumby June 18 2013 05:03 PM

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LaForge: "There's no question, Captain. The captain's cabin in the Oberth-class definitely has more closet space than in the Galaxy-class."
Picard: "Bastards!"


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Vash: "Cheer up, Jean Luc, there's no shame in losing your girl to an omnipotent being. I think Q won my heart that first time he and I made love on the soft grasses of the African savannah...and not a single mosquito bite!"

Gary7 June 18 2013 06:18 PM

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Picard: "Odd... something is wrong with this tricorder. It keeps going on and off."
Geordi: *click* *click* *click* *click*

Mojochi June 18 2013 07:16 PM

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Captain's Log: It will be necessary while at the next starbase to have Mr. Laforge's visor readjusted.
For the time being, I don't have the heart to tell him his depth perception is off, & he's not really pressing any buttons

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Betazoid menstruation is a bitch

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Picard: Q... I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing your knees... again

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Picard: And why again are the birds so angry?

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Picard: Worf! No more Gagh! If you damage the environmental control systems again I'm transferring you to engineering

Laforge: (Over Comm) Not unless you want my resignation

Jonas Grumby June 18 2013 08:43 PM

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Q: "Go ahead, Jean Luc. Try it on. Hell, no one is more 'pithy' than you."


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