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Ln X May 4 2013 05:21 PM

DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
Thanks a lot to all who participated in the last contest! Now, our winners from the last contest are;

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T'Girl wrote: (Post 8012278)
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Grilka:
"Have you ever made love with a Klingon woman before?"
Quark:
"No, is it different?"
Grilka:
"Let me put it this way, there will be seven planets left in the Earth system, after I destroy Uranus."

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R. Star wrote: (Post 8011819)
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Kira(on com): Captain... Gul Dukat's hailing us again... he's quite upset. He's threatening to declare war if you don't respond.
Sisko: I told you! I'm busy!
Kira(on com): Yes, sir.
Sisko: (muttering) This Angry Birds level is impossible!

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 8013334)
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Ross: Come here often?
Bashir: They're faaaaaaaaake!
Ross: <Walks off>

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shivkala wrote: (Post 8015464)
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O'Brien: I bet you can't hock a loogie and land it on Quark there.

Worf: Challenge accepted!

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Third Nacelle wrote: (Post 8012485)
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GARAK: So this girlfriend in Canada you're sending lingerie to, you say she's about the same size as.... you?



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Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 8039722)
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Grilka: I know you're just about to fight a duel to the death. So I'll just remind you at the last minute: I faked every orgasm.

Congratulations to the winners!

And now the next five pictures just waiting to be captioned!

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Have fun!

Nerys Myk May 4 2013 05:28 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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JAKE: Laugh all you want, but I payed good money for that candy bar and I'm gonna get it!

NOG: A very Ferengi sentiment. Should I contact the Chief or the Doctor about freeing your hand?

Ln X May 4 2013 05:33 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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Bashir: And why do you want to interrogate me again?
Sloan: Well doctor you lied about your genetic alterations, you consort with ex-Obsidian Order spies, you have disturbing fantasies which you play out in your holosuite programs, you were replaced by a shapeshifter and might still be a shapeshifter and finally you worked with the Jem'Hadar. It's people like you which keep me awake all night.


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Nog: You don't have a clue what you're doing.
Jake: Relax this is a Starfleet ship, they're user friendly!


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Dukat: When you have the money, then you have the power. And when you have the power, then you get the women.


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Could everyone please step away from the Vorta person...


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Martok: With every meeting we Klingons perform the ritual of blood-letting, a true test of our courage and resilience to pain. Woe to anyone who flinches!

R. Star May 4 2013 06:04 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
Thanks for the win! :)


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Bashir: What's up with those outfits? You look like cheap Gestapo knockoffs.
Sloan: It was the only thing we could buy in bulk at that Hollywood prop outlet.

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Jake: Don't worry, Chief O'brien showed me how to hotwire a runabout. We'll be on our way to Risa before you know it.

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Dukat: Yes, Commander. It also doubles as a sex toy. We Cardassians waste nothing.

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Eris: What are you looking at?
Odo: Even my hair doesn't look that bad.

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Martok Changeling: (thinking) Stupid solids. I'll have them running blood tests for months thinking it will detect us.

Nerys Myk May 4 2013 06:13 PM

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DUKAT: I don't always drink kanar...

shivkala May 4 2013 10:13 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
Thanks for the win, Ln X!

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I'm afraid I need to take a leave of absence from tormenting our good doctor here, my agent called, they need me to play the President of the United States.

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Jake: Duct Tape?

Nog: The Chief says it's how he fixes most of the problems around here.

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Dukat: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a war with Romulans" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Cardassian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

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That awkward moment when the crew thought Eris said "Horta."

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Upon seeing his blood turn goldish, indicating he's a changeling, the Martok Changeling exclaimed, "Huh, it's never done that before..."

JirinPanthosa May 4 2013 10:47 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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BASHIR: My God. There is no section 31. You're that Roswell-looking alien kid who kidnapped William Riker!
SLOANE: I don't have any other hobbies.

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NOG: Jake, I thought you brought me here to show me HUMON drugs.
JAKE: I did. Somebody found my stash!
(Odo materializes from the control panel)

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SISKO: This isn't Cardassian fruit at all. It's human fruit painted exotic colors.
DUKAT: Interesting that your precious Prophets didn't warn you!

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ERIS: Thank you for the haircut. Who is this 'Chris Rock'?

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KIRA: Does every Klingon ritual involve cutting yourself?
MARTOK: No. Some of them involve burning yourself.

Triskelion May 5 2013 06:27 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
TFTW Ln X!

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Bashir: Section 31 gets a ten percent discount at Supercuts? I'm in.


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Jake:
See? All you do is cross the wires until it starts.
Nog: You mean the electroplasma.
Jake: I thought I smelled bacon.

Finn May 6 2013 02:41 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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Sisko: (OS) What are those?

Dukat: *chuckles* Why, those are hairless tribbles.

Worf: (OS) *wets pants*

Vulcan Logician June 2 2013 03:39 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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Dukat: If you're going to sleep with Kai Winn, the first thing you need is kanar. LOTS of kanar.

BennyRussel June 2 2013 02:46 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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Bashir: Did you fart?
Sloane: You smelt it, you dealt it.

Nerys Myk June 3 2013 05:55 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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BASHIER: Are you guys Evil Dentists or something?

_C_ June 5 2013 06:31 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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"Ah, I see you noticed my glass butt plug. Didn't anyone ever tell you Cardassians don't do anything small?"

TommyR01D June 6 2013 08:04 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
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"Computer, activate holoprogram Sloane 5!"

{Beep}

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"Why are you showing me a bar?"
"Because it's time you learned the true reason we wear leather, Doctor."

Mistral June 6 2013 08:53 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 76; An awkward situation
 
Quote:

BennyRussel wrote: (Post 8190850)

Bashir: "But, I passed all of your tests!"

Sloane: "And yet you still can't rub your belly while patting your head. Sad. Kill him."


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