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ixfd64 April 30 2013 09:42 PM

Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
If Spock were real, would he make a good police officer?

Just think about it...

1. His logic would be an incredible asset in detective work.
2. A Vulcan nerve pinch could make "less-lethal" weapons unnecessary. A phaser set to "stun" could eliminate the need for deadly force and protect him from brutality lawsuits.
3. A Vulcan mind meld could help him determine a criminal's motive. It can be argued that this would violate Constitutional rights, but that's for another topic.
4. Vulcans can go for relatively long periods without sleep. This could help him solve more cases in a shorter time.

So would Spock be welcomed in a real police department?

R. Star April 30 2013 10:08 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
Quote:

ixfd64 wrote: (Post 8025142)
If Spock were real, would he make a good police officer?

Just think about it...

1. His logic would be an incredible asset in detective work.
2. A Vulcan nerve pinch could make "less-lethal" weapons unnecessary. A phaser set to "stun" could eliminate the need for deadly force and protect him from brutality lawsuits.
3. A Vulcan mind meld could help him determine a criminal's motive. It can be argued that this would violate Constitutional rights, but that's for another topic.
4. Vulcans can go for relatively long periods without sleep. This could help him solve more cases in a shorter time.

So would Spock be welcomed in a real police department?

I could see him in an investigator/csi type role. In a role where he had to interact with the general public... he'd probably be less effective.

Melakon April 30 2013 10:18 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
He'd fail as a street cop. He sees everything in logical, unemotional terms, and would not be proficient at handling drunks, solving domestic disputes, minor traffic offenses that could be resolved with a warning, or dozens of other things cops have to do. He's not always good at thinking on his feet, as he was unable to comprehend the behavior of the natives in The Galileo 7, and tried to analyze the situation.

Mr. Laser Beam April 30 2013 10:47 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
Spock would make a good Lieutenant or Captain, but not a street cop, for reasons given above.

Tora Ziyal April 30 2013 11:27 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
The only police position I could see him in at all would be a detective, but even that... Detectives need street smarts and intuition in addition to logic, and Spock has neither. So, no, he wouldn't make a good cop.

Nerys Myk May 1 2013 02:20 AM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
I could see it.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...erandspock.jpg

Melakon May 1 2013 02:51 AM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
:guffaw:

I can see them in the car arguing over where to go for lunch.

"Let's go to Taco Shack."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Okay, we'll go Chinese."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes. And I'll buy."
"...Yes."

plynch May 1 2013 03:09 AM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
I think even as a detective, he'd have a hard time with motives of passion and irrationality.

ZapBrannigan May 1 2013 02:41 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
You could argue that Tuvok was simply "Spock as a cop." Granted, not everyone on this board will know who Tuvok was.

Marsden May 1 2013 02:55 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
Spock would be a great cop! He's got copper in his blood!








please don't kill me.

Mr. Laser Beam May 4 2013 10:31 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
In the Vulcan justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally logical groups. Sgt. Spock, who investigates crime, and the Vulcan High Command, who prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories.

*doink-doink!*

Captain Rob May 5 2013 08:54 AM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
As since Vulcans usually live to be over 200 years old. No police department would hire him. Nobody could afford the cost of his retirement. He could work for the FBI. They don't care about such things as budgets.

jayrath May 5 2013 11:14 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
Ummm . . . what's next? Would Spock make a good attorney? A good chef? A good tax accountant? A good Chinese cotton-picking machine operator?

bbailey861 May 6 2013 02:48 PM

Re: Would Spock make a good cop in real life?
 
Quote:

Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 8043631)
In the Vulcan justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally logical groups. Sgt. Spock, who investigates crime, and the Vulcan High Command, who prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories.

*doink-doink!*

Hilarious. I read the first sentence - then I went back and re-read the whole thing using 'the voice'.

Mr. Laser Beam May 6 2013 11:17 PM

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Quote:

Marsden wrote: (Post 8028451)
Spock would be a great cop! He's got copper in his blood!

:guffaw: :guffaw:


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