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Ln X April 27 2013 09:47 PM

DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
Ugh life got in the way of these contests and I felt pretty awful in these last few weeks, so awful I even went off Star Trek. But things are picking up now, so I can finally get on with these contests. Sorry for the delays and curse photobucket for its bandwidth limits!

But enough of that!

Looking through what you guys captioned took my breath away! Some really raw stuff and LOL moments, so good work! You certainly brought a smile to my face!



Our winners from last contest are;

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/246...yofthecele.png

Quote:

Triskelion wrote: (Post 7779133)
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/...2074/Pic41.png

Dax: I'd rather kiss a targ!
Quark: That can be arranged.

Quote:

Bry_Sinclair wrote: (Post 7779073)
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/...074/Pic102.png
O'Brien: Odo, what the hell is all this?
Odo: Eh...this is how Changellings...um...expel themselves.
Bashir: [looks around] You mean we're walking through your--
Odo: Yes Doctor. Be careful, Kira will be somewhere among it.

Quote:

Triskelion wrote: (Post 7779133)
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/...%2074/Pic1.png

Odo: Now that's a set of getaway sticks.
Quark: Nice stems, doll.
Worf: I'm a warrior, dammit!

Quote:

Riker's Libido wrote: (Post 7776208)
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/...2074/Pic38.png

O'Brien: No you wench, I'm using enough lube. You need to breathe and relax. You're tighter than a Jeffrey's Tube.

Quote:

DeepSpaceWine wrote: (Post 7778392)
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/...2074/Pic97.png

Sisko: "You all know why you're here."
Kira: "Is this matter really so serious to warrant calling us all together?"
Bashir: "What is this, an Inquisition?"
Odo: "Not now, Doctor."
Sisko: "Never did I think I would see the day when I would be ashamed by the conduct of my officers."
(pause)
Sisko: "ONE OF YOU STOLE MY COOKIES!!"

The special award...

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2...ghteraward.png

Quote:

Deranged Nasat wrote: (Post 7776031)
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/...074/Pic102.png

Odo: "Gentlemen, you're under arrest".

O'Brien: "What the hell for?"

Odo: "Under station law, making swirls in the Fog of Laas constitutes physical assault".


Congratulations to the winners!

Here are the next batch of pictures waiting to be captioned, and keep up with the great jokes and laughs! :bolian:

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9995/pic22t.png

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5508/pic3qo.png

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/8783/pic104.png

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/5583/pic16n.png

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7586/pic2vj.png

Finn April 27 2013 10:38 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
I cannot see your pictures

Ln X April 27 2013 11:15 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
Quote:

Finn wrote: (Post 8011417)
I cannot see your pictures

That's strange, everything is okay on my end. I'll get onto it.

Captain Kathryn April 27 2013 11:33 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
Yeah they aren't showing for me either. If you want me to host again, let me know.

Captain Kathryn April 27 2013 11:57 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
Nevermind I see them now haha.

Ln X April 27 2013 11:57 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
I've uploaded the pictures via ImageShack, that should do it hopefully!

Nerys Myk April 28 2013 12:06 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7586/pic2vj.png

SISKO: Do you actually ever do any tailoring?

GARAK: Nope, I can't even sew.

SISKO: Thought as much.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5508/pic3qo.png

SISKO: Someday we'll have the technology to link a hand held to a desktop.

R. Star April 28 2013 12:08 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9995/pic22t.png

Quark: So I have to fight the huge snarling Klingon to the death.... no problem.... why am I doing it?
Grilka: Because if you do.... I might return for another episode... and who knows what might happen?
Quark: You mean I'm not getting any THIS episode?!! Argh! Rom, you're stepping in for me!

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5508/pic3qo.png

Kira(on com): Captain... Gul Dukat's hailing us again... he's quite upset. He's threatening to declare war if you don't respond.
Sisko: I told you! I'm busy!
Kira(on com): Yes, sir.
Sisko: (muttering) This Angry Birds level is impossible!

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/8783/pic104.png

Ross: Challenge accepted.
Bashir: Excellent, I'll replicator the ancient quarter.
Creetak: A game called Quarters? This should be fascinating to watch.

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/5583/pic16n.png

O'brien: Why the sudden urge to start a weekly poker game?
Worf: I'm hoping it will stop Jadzia from playing tongo with the Ferengi.
O'brien: Actually, she invited him to tomorrow's game.
Worf: -growl-

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7586/pic2vj.png

Garak: No Captain, I'm afraid I don't have any "gangsta clothes."

Nerys Myk April 28 2013 12:14 AM

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http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/8783/pic104.png

ROSS: Here's mud in your eye.

BASHIR: Down the hatch!

CREETAK: I hope its not poison!

ROSS: Huh?

CREETAK: What? It's a popular Romulan toast!

Mr. Laser Beam April 28 2013 12:26 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/8783/pic104.png

The initiation rite for Section 31 was brutal. New recruits must drink shots of the stuff that Admiral Ross uses to clean his combs.

Finn April 28 2013 01:01 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/5583/pic16n.png

O'Brien: Only if we had this back on the Enterprise. Deanna's cleavage would have been spectacular from up here

Worf: Indeed. Real and spectacular

T'Girl April 28 2013 02:16 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
http://imageshack.us/a/img259/405/27173940tfh1ynh6.jpg

Grilka:
"Have you ever made love with a Klingon woman before?"
Quark:
"No, is it different?"
Grilka:
"Let me put it this way, there will be seven planets left in the Earth system, after I destroy Uranus."

:)

R. Star April 28 2013 02:54 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
^
:lol:

Ouch! Poor Quark.

Third Nacelle April 28 2013 02:59 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7586/pic2vj.png

GARAK: So this girlfriend in Canada you're sending lingerie to, you say she's about the same size as.... you?

Triskelion April 28 2013 07:51 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery
 
Thanks for the wins, Ln X! Woo hoo!

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/8783/pic104.png

Ross: Come here often?
Bashir: They're faaaaaaaaake!
Ross: <Walks off>


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