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The Illusive Man April 8 2013 03:12 AM

TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!
 
Hello everyone! The lightning round is over! Lets see our winners!


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Getting "The Coast is NOT Clear" Award, is:

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7896436)
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Worf:<Shakes head>
Riker: Data's still on the bridge. Let's go have another martini.

Next, the "Well, that's uncomfortable" Award, going to:

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R. Star wrote: (Post 7892023)
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Picard: Here's to the finest captain in Starfleet!!!
Crewmen: .....
Picard: ...what?

Next, "The Trouble with Tribbles and Klingons with Tribbles and Klingons with Tribbles and... okay this went off the rails" Award, goes to:

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Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 7895440)
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Crusher: "Yes, it's a tribble incubator. I know you Klingons don't like tribbles, but guess what? You're not the boss of me!"

Great Photoshops this time around, this one takes the cake and the award!

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TommyR01D wrote: (Post 7893064)
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Beverly: Will, are you sure you know the way to sickbay?
Riker: (angrily) YES!


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Mojochi wrote: (Post 7904776)
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Captain's Log: The unsuccessful random auditioning of members for my barbershop quartet continues

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inflatabledalek wrote: (Post 7903849)
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Riker: One bridge, right Worf?

Worf: You're never going to let me forget that are you?

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!

And now, lets go again!

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Enjoy!

The Illusive Man April 8 2013 03:16 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!
 
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Picard: Mister Worf, when I said: "Fire at Will..."

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The moment that Picard realized that somebody added Jalpenos to the Replicator pattern for "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."

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Picard: Wow, this is a bad hangover. Did I do anything bad last night?

Riker: You made Wesley an Acting Ensign.

Picard: Aw, #^$*!


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In the 24th Century, if you piss off your upstairs neighbors, they have ways of getting even.

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Picard: Admiral, may I request that we increase our speed? We're on a Warp 7 route and our current speed is 5 Miles per hour.

Geoff Peterson April 8 2013 03:33 AM

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WORF: Why isn't this working?!

PICARD: It's a TV remote.

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PICARD: I hope they don't expect me to drink tea all the time. I'm French, after all.

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RIKER: Hold off on the meme, its not the right angle!

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RIKER: What do you know, the dog was right. There is a kid down here!

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JAMESON: You might want to get this chair steam cleaned. What can I say, I'm old.

R. Star April 8 2013 03:40 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!
 
Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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Picard: I told you no children on the bridge Wesley! Mr Worf, fire!
Worf: Delighted, sir!

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Picard just loves getting silly on that cranberry juice and vodka....

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....however the hangovers don't agree with him.

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Riker: What is it?
Data: It appears we've found the plot hole for this episode, sir.

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Picard: How long have you been in Starfleet, Ensign....?
Ensign: John Kim, sir. Seventy six years, sir.
Picard: And you've been an ensign all that time?
Kim: Oh yes, sir. But I have high hopes for my son, Harry.

Gep Malakai April 8 2013 04:29 AM

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"You guys got a 'Skywalker' up there?"

Gloomy Giver April 8 2013 05:07 AM

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Picard: Admiral, may I request that Mr. Laforge take over you've had the right blinker on for a distance of 1,000 light years.

Geoff Peterson April 8 2013 05:22 AM

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SHATNER: I know they said TNG would bury TOS, I just didn't think it would be literal!

R. Star April 8 2013 05:44 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!
 
^

Haha, a two for one winner!

bullethead April 8 2013 01:01 PM

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Worf's worse nightmare - facing an alien whose ass he can kick, but only being armed with a Type I phaser.

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Patrick Stewart taking his daily anti-Season 1 script poison rum ration.

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Picard: Number One, do you ever feel the universe is conspiring against you?
Riker: What are you referring to, sir?
Picard: That whole business with the Traveler and the boy, damn it!

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Maurice Huley discovered first hand that actors don't like bad writers.

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Picard: It's quite convincing, isn't it?
Riker: Yes sir, it's a great looking puppet.
Jameson: Fuck you.

Jonas Grumby April 8 2013 04:33 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!
 
TFTW, LeadHead!

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Picard: "I assure you--in all seriousness--it is a weapon! Now, I suggest you stop laughing and raise you hands like Mr. Worf said!"

Insp.LeStrange April 8 2013 06:08 PM

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Worf: Wheapon armed, sir.
Picard: <Closes eyes>
Aliens: Wait - what?


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Riker: Data, deal with the threat down there.
Data: Activating Caddyshack subroutine now, sir.

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Picard: Number One....
Admiral:
Do you want fries and a drink with that?

Jonas Grumby April 8 2013 07:40 PM

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Yar (sotto voce): "Clumsy oaf."
Riker: "Now, you see, Captain? This is why I don't let you beam down with the away teams!"

Yuckleberry Finn April 9 2013 12:03 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!
 
Been a while since I did a 'shop.

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:)

Isis April 9 2013 02:18 AM

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Riker: "I see that Lwaxana made it, but her clothes didn't."

Picard: "Just kill me now, Number One."



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Riker: "OK, are we all straight on this? We were walking single file, Wesley bringing up the rear. We heard some claps of thunder and looked towards them. When the thunder subsided, Wesley was gone."



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Picard: "No problem, young Mr. Crusher has been reprimanded for being such a pushover at the helm, and we'll just take you back to your assisted living colony."

Picard (to self): "Merde. I was having a decent day until this Silver Alert!"

Mojochi April 9 2013 04:20 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!
 
Thanks for the pick :)


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Picard: Lt. Worf, Ready your razor. Prepare to shave Mr. Laforge's facial growth

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Senior Staff: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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Stewart: Tell her to give it a rest with the accent. I'm playing a Frenchman, but you don't hear me carving into people's eardrums with it

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Riker: That's one big, hairy donut

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Jameson: This is a splendid kitchen you have, Sonny. Now how do I set this thing for puree?


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