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secretreeve April 4 2013 08:58 AM

final episode...
 
...WTF!

I just finished watching all 4 seasons and i loved it all except for the last episode, that wasn't ENT it was a TNG episode for lord sakes!

although i will admit, I did kind of like the small tribute to the star ships at the end which was nice, but my god RIKER AND DIANA?!

My mum went to school with troy, she was known as the local bike! for those over seas, she was easy, a bit slutty, slept around...you get the point. I met her once and nearly slapped her too.

Riker is an over bearing self centered tholian sea slug who shouldn't be allowed near a camera.

TRYING to watch TNG but every time he is on screen his legs are so far apart you could park a pickup between them, and there ain't anything particularly special between em either!

overall I'm really rather hacked off at that last episode.

rant/vent over.

teacake April 4 2013 09:00 AM

Re: final episode...
 
You know threads on this topic are like catnip to me but calling Marina Sirtis slutty makes me want to airlock you. Don't do that.

Besides all the reasons it's a very shitty thing to say which I won't go into in this post it has NOTHING to do with TATV.

NCC-1701-B April 4 2013 09:02 AM

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Yeah that last episode annoyed me too. It seemed to devalue the entire ENT series into a holonovel or something.

But there's no need for the personal insults about Marina Sirtis or Frakes.

secretreeve April 4 2013 09:04 AM

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its hardly an insult when its well known local knowledge, and there was no personal insult against riker, if anything i simply called him average with an annoying posture.

P.S go to folkestone in england, most middle aged locals will know all about her.

teacake April 4 2013 09:06 AM

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You wrote it as an insult so don't claim it wasn't. Or did you write it as some fanboy crushing.. NOT.

NCC-1701-B April 4 2013 09:08 AM

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Calling someone "the local bike" is never anything other than an insult. Unless they're actually a bicycle.

R. Star April 4 2013 09:14 AM

Re: final episode...
 
The only complaint I can really level against Frakes and Sirtis in this episode is... well the years haven't been kind to them and it's hard for them to sell themselves as season 7 Troi and Riker ten years after the fact, especially Riker. That's not their fault at all, people get older after all.

Attacking them personally as if this train wreck of an episode is their fault is petty at best. Poor form there. If you want to assign blame, assign it to the ones who thought it would be a great idea to end Enterprise on a TNG crossover... Rick Berman and Brannon Braga.

The best thing I can say about TATV... is it was nice to see Troi and Riker, even if it was a reminder that the glory days of Trek were gone and will never be again. This might have made an interesting episode mid season in some fashion maybe.... but to make it the finale? The finale should've been a celebration of Enterprise's four years... not having a couple TNG guest stars steal the show, quite literally.

Melakon April 4 2013 10:26 AM

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Quote:

teacake wrote: (Post 7896799)
You know threads on this topic are like catnip to me but calling Marina Sirtis slutty makes me want to airlock you. Don't do that.

Reread that sentence in the first post, it could be referring to someone else.

teacake April 4 2013 11:35 AM

Re: final episode...
 
Because it is misspelled? I don't think so.

Melakon April 4 2013 12:24 PM

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I don't either, but it was worth a shot.

teacake April 4 2013 12:40 PM

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http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8239/8...2d81472d_c.jpg

MELAKON!

I SHALL STAB AT THEE WITH MY STABBITY STABBER !

LOKAI of CHERON April 4 2013 12:50 PM

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What, you mean it's not spelt Troy? I've had it wrong all these years? LOL; next you'll be telling me it's not RIKER AND DIANA.

Melakon April 4 2013 01:30 PM

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Quote:

teacake wrote: (Post 7897138)
MELAKON!

I SHALL STAB AT THEE WITH MY STABBITY STABBER !

*Gasps* *Chokes* *Bleeds*

USS Firefly April 4 2013 01:45 PM

Re: final episode...
 
Isn't it Rickeer an Diana? :p
Apparently the whole Enterprise serie was a holodeck fantasy :p

dub April 4 2013 03:24 PM

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USS Firefly wrote: (Post 7897324)
Apparently the whole Enterprise series was a holodeck fantasy :p

No, no, you see -- Picard, who never really left the Nexus, is the camera POV in this episode. He imagined Riker and Troi as they observe the Enterprise crew. He was slightly off about how they looked since he's been in the Nexus for so long. Oh, and Picard killed of Trip in his mind because he didn't like his accent. :p So none of the final episode really happened. :techman:


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