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ArcherNX01 March 28 2013 08:50 AM

So I bought a safe.
 
Turns out it doesnt fit the requirements to be a true safe, when I found this out I turned to it and said:

"You think you're 'A' safe, you are not!"

Then I went to the shop that I bought it from and said:

"I have returned, to have my vengence!".

SalvorHardin March 28 2013 08:53 AM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
If you had been true to Gene's vision this would not have happened.
Enjoy these final moments of peace before the lock.

teacake March 28 2013 08:53 AM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
And you hurled the safe through a window and the safe and a thousand shards of grass cascaded to the streetscape hundreds of feet below.

SalvorHardin March 28 2013 08:56 AM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
Your salesmen have committed a crime I cannot forgive.

lurok March 28 2013 10:47 AM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
Is there a JJ-Trek facepalm?

King Daniel Into Darkness March 28 2013 12:01 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
I put your safe on this table:
http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/a...lack_table.jpg
You can't see it because... it is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you.

Admiral Buzzkill March 28 2013 01:44 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
Presumably this safe is to be used to store your recordings of oldTrek episodes and movies, against the eventuality that Paramount will send minions out to destroy them all and hence complete J.J.'s utter destruction of Gene's legacy?

Xaios March 28 2013 03:01 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
I will walk over your cold tumblers.

shivkala March 28 2013 03:12 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
Judging by your account of your talk with the salesperson, I get that there's greatness in you, but there's not an ounce of humility. You think that you can't make mistakes, but there's going to come a moment when you realize you're wrong about that, and you're going to get your stuff and everyone's stuff under your watch stolen.

bbailey861 March 28 2013 03:13 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
Quote:

My Name Is Legion wrote: (Post 7863784)
Presumably this safe is to be used to store your recordings of oldTrek episodes and movies, against the eventuality that Paramount will send minions out to destroy them all and hence complete J.J.'s utter destruction of Gene's legacy?

I thought minions belonged to Universal.

Sindatur March 28 2013 03:14 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
Quote:

My Name Is Legion wrote: (Post 7863784)
Presumably this safe is to be used to store your recordings of oldTrek episodes and movies, against the eventuality that Paramount will send minions out to destroy them all and hence complete J.J.'s utter destruction of Gene's legacy?

Dammit, slid in to say this an hour and a half too late :devil:

Won't do any good though, JJ is too insidious, a safe will not protect what came before from being erased, the minions will just use super high powered magnets to degause them

bbailey861 March 28 2013 03:15 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
Where is the picture of this purported safe?

Sindatur March 28 2013 03:16 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
Quote:

bbailey861 wrote: (Post 7864192)
Where is the picture of this purported safe?

Post #6 by King Daniel

The Stig March 28 2013 04:14 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
My safe is better than yours... at everything.

Xaios March 28 2013 04:41 PM

Re: So I bought a safe.
 
When the salesperson kept trying to jam my belongings in the safe, maintaining that "It'll fit." Eventually, the only solution was to disassemble everything. "I do not think that qualifies," I told him.

Then I noticed that he had torn the edge of a priceless piece of memorabilia.

"You have no idea what you have done."


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