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FFunctionalData March 21 2013 04:30 AM

Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contact.
 
I thought it was against one of the rules of first contact? Or is that that a Kirk amendment?

od0_ital March 21 2013 04:53 AM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
Its the first rule of first contact!

Right after establishin' that a species can travel faster than light, ya gotta ask, "Can we have sex?"

FFunctionalData March 21 2013 05:56 AM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
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od0_ital wrote: (Post 7827934)
Its the first rule of first contact!

Right after establishin' that a species can travel faster than light, ya gotta ask, "Can we have sex?"

Riker didn't even really put up a fight. :rofl:

indolover March 21 2013 01:15 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
The woman wanted her 15 minutes of fame, he felt sorry for her, so they agreed to do it so she can sell the story to the Malcorian tabloids to say "I had sex with an alien!!" :lol:

In seriousness, I bet the writers had a good laugh at that, since that's probably the angle they intended for that plot aspect.

Trekker4747 March 21 2013 03:53 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
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FFunctionalData wrote: (Post 7827889)
I thought it was against one of the rules of first contact? Or is that that a Kirk amendment?

It was Bebe Neuwirth, so can't blame him too much.

Mark_Nguyen March 21 2013 05:27 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
It was 1991 Bebe Neuwirth. NO BLAME.

Mark

bbailey861 March 21 2013 06:39 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
He had to do what he had to do in order to try to escape. So, in essence, he was only doing his duty.

Captain McBain March 21 2013 07:16 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
First Contract? :guffaw:

J. Allen March 21 2013 08:18 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
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Mark_Nguyen wrote: (Post 7829917)
It was 1991 Bebe Neuwirth. NO BLAME.

Mark

Yep. Completely blameless.

Pondwater March 21 2013 09:33 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
Riker was pretty smooth, not Kirk smooth. Sometimes those things just happen.

Greg Cox March 21 2013 09:48 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
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FFunctionalData wrote: (Post 7827889)
I thought it was against one of the rules of first contact? Or is that that a Kirk amendment?

Honestly, I don't think we EVER heard anything about such a "rule" until that one episode of VOYAGER.

Nobody had ever mentioned it before.

FFunctionalData March 21 2013 11:08 PM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
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Captain McBain wrote: (Post 7830409)
First Contract? :guffaw:

oops no spell check for titles.

J. Allen March 21 2013 11:37 PM

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Pondwater wrote: (Post 7831051)
Riker was pretty smooth, not Kirk smooth. Sometimes those things just happen.

Yeah, but to be fair, Kirk was just really smooth. If I'm ever captured, and made to fight in an arena at the behest of three disembodied brain aliens, I'm going to try the "what is kiss?" maneuver on my hot and sexy Drill Thrall.

Trekker4747 March 22 2013 12:16 AM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
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FFunctionalData wrote: (Post 7831639)
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Captain McBain wrote: (Post 7830409)
First Contract? :guffaw:

oops no spell check for titles.

Wouldn't have worked since "contract" is a word too. ;)

Dream March 22 2013 12:30 AM

Re: Hold up! So Riker had sex with that Malcorian from first contract.
 
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FFunctionalData wrote: (Post 7831639)
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Captain McBain wrote: (Post 7830409)
First Contract? :guffaw:

oops no spell check for titles.

They had a verbal "contract":devil:


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