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Ln X March 8 2013 04:29 PM

DS9 Caption Contest 74; Debauchery and Mischief...
 
Thanks a lot to all who participate in these contests, I love DS9 caption contests above all the rest (passionate 9er) and DS9 is a series which is ripe for the never-ending, bottomless depths of captioning humour... So keep it up guys and special thanks to LeadHead who started it all!

With that said our winners are from the last contest...

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Straw problems...

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DeepSpaceWine wrote: (Post 7743070)

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Quark: "Uhh... Gentlemen. That's not how we use straws."

For your cheekiness you shall be rewarded...

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shivkala wrote: (Post 7742917)
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Dax: Damn it! Ln X didn't pick any of my captions, again!

Antiquated sets...

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 7737061)
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QUARK: Is that really what the station's wiring looks like?
O'BRIEN: No. This week we're trading sets with a 1960s B-movie.

The 'always bound together' award goes to:

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 7737217)
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ODO: Perfect, no one will ever know I accidentally killed the Major. Now I just need an excuse as to why we're always together.

Baldness ain't cool in the 24th century...

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7735756)
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Dax: So you see, there's no adjusting the Cardassian humidity levels. I'm afraid we're all going to have bad hair days for the foreseeable future.

O'Brien: At least we won't have to put up with the glare from aurora baldyalis like on the Enterprise bridge.

Sisko: Hmmm....

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Our special award goes to...

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LeadHead wrote: (Post 7774534)
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SiskoL Major, we thought you should see this, Bareil's Spacebook marital status went from "In a relationship" to "It's Complicated."

Some double-captioning action...

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T'Girl wrote: (Post 7775104)
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_C_ wrote: (Post 7736365)
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"Nerys, is it normal for Bajoran women to have a tattoo there?"

Odo: "And who's Ruby?"

:)

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This week's theme is the title of this contest itself!

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The next contest will take place on the 18th of March, so until let 'er rip!

Ln X March 8 2013 04:41 PM

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Jadzia: I'll show you places you've never seen before, places beyond the wild imaginings of your carnal desires...
Quark: <gulps>

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Bashir: What's with the fog?
Odo: It was a dare of the colonel's; she wanted me to make a dramatic entrance both generating fog and holding my humanoid form...

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Odo: I always wondered when those two would make their move.
Quark: Such are the delights of Dabo girls...

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O'Brien: In case you're wondering Keiko this isn't what it looks!

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Sisko: Never in all my life have I heard such stories about such decadence upon my station!

Deranged Nasat March 8 2013 05:18 PM

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Teacher (offscreen): "Now, class. We're very lucky to have two actual members of the Klingon Nobility here with us today, to act out a short scenario for our Klingon sex education course. Class, please welcome Quark (of the former House of Quark) and Jadzia Dax (of the House of Martok)!"

Quark ("acting"): "Gee, K'Suzie, let's park our glorious attack fighter at the makeout point and take my bat'leth for a spin!"

Dax: "PETA'Q! You dishonour me by neglecting to use a condom!"

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Odo: "Gentlemen, you're under arrest".

O'Brien: "What the hell for?"

Odo: "Under station law, making swirls in the Fog of Laas constitutes physical assault".

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Sisko: "You cannot be dismissed until the second hand reaches twelve. Such is the rule on my station, doctor, and everyone must follow the rules at all times, or else I become displeased. The second hand has passed 10, but it is not yet on 12...Doctor, stop your fidgeting!".

Kira: "I hate it when he's in these intense, obsessive moods. Can't he go build an alien clock or an ancient sailboat or something?"

Riker's Libido March 8 2013 06:17 PM

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O'Brien: No you wench, I'm using enough lube. You need to breathe and relax. You're tighter than a Jeffrey's Tube.

_C_ March 8 2013 06:30 PM

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Ln X wrote: (Post 7775890)

Odo: Yes, about that. The Undertaker couldn't make his appearance on WWE RAW, so I'm practicing for when I have to fill in for him.

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Ln X wrote: (Post 7775890)

Quark: *Whistles* Check out the lobes on that one.
Odo: Ugh, you're so perverted. But her tentacles are sure nice, aren't they?
Quark: Odo!

_C_ March 8 2013 06:34 PM

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Riker's Libido wrote: (Post 7776208)
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O'Brien: No you wench, I'm using enough lube. You need to breathe and relax. You're tighter than a Jeffrey's Tube.

Oh FFFFFFF that one made me choke on my cereal! :guffaw:

Riker's Libido March 8 2013 06:42 PM

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_C_ wrote: (Post 7776271)
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Riker's Libido wrote: (Post 7776208)
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O'Brien: No you wench, I'm using enough lube. You need to breathe and relax. You're tighter than a Jeffrey's Tube.

Oh FFFFFFF that one made me choke on my cereal! :guffaw:

lol thanks. :borg:

Geoff Peterson March 8 2013 11:46 PM

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ODO: Beastly weather Doctor. But the game is afoot. We are needed at the Yard!

O'BRIEN: Bloody, hell. It was bad enough when the android did it.

Riker's Libido March 8 2013 11:48 PM

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... that time Snoop Dogg guested on DS9.

Odo: What is that pungent smell?

Snoop: *off camera* LA-DI-DA-DI-DA IT'S THE MUTHAF*CKIN' D-O-DOUBLE-G!

Riker's Libido March 9 2013 01:28 AM

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*Sisko dipping out smoothly after releasing a silent yet heinous fart.*

_C_ March 9 2013 02:12 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 74; Debauchery and Mischief...
 
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Ln X wrote: (Post 7775890)

Dax: Quark, let's get one thing straight. If you want to sing Klingon operas with me, just remember that I'm the soprano here, not you.

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Ln X wrote: (Post 7775890)

Sisko: And that's how I got my swag.
Kira: We know.
Bashir: You tell us every day.
Odo: I'd like to learn more about 'swag.' *eyes Kira*

DeepSpaceWine March 9 2013 02:39 AM

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Dax: "Look, Quark. If you want me to be 'your ho' on this mission, we are going to have to lay down some ground rules."
Quark: "But I thought pimps were the ones calling the shots."
Dax: "Not this time, Quark. Underneath this fur is black leather and I have a whip and I can use it better than any Ferengi ever could."

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O'Brien: "What's with this?"
Odo: "We're having a crossover with Babylon 5. Environmental controls have been modified to accomodate the Vorlons."

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Kira & Miles roleplay "The Intendant and Smiley".

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Sisko: "You all know why you're here."
Kira: "Is this matter really so serious to warrant calling us all together?"
Bashir: "What is this, an Inquisition?"
Odo: "Not now, Doctor."
Sisko: "Never did I think I would see the day when I would be ashamed by the conduct of my officers."
(pause)
Sisko: "ONE OF YOU STOLE MY COOKIES!!"

Bry_Sinclair March 9 2013 07:50 AM

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Dax: You must train your mate to do whatever you so desire. [looks down] Worf, I tire of your efforts. Pleasure the Ferengi.

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O'Brien: Odo, what the hell is all this?
Odo: Eh...this is how Changellings...um...expel themselves.
Bashir: [looks around] You mean we're walking through your--
Odo: Yes Doctor. Be careful, Kira will be somewhere among it.

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Odo: Nerys, I love it when you put your finger in there.
Quark: You're not the only one.
Odo: QUARK!!!!

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Kira: Miles, I keep telling you! You're not a ventriloquist and I'm not your dummy!

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Sisko: Does my bum look big in this?

Insp.LeStrange March 9 2013 08:45 AM

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Dax: I'd rather kiss a targ!
Quark: That can be arranged.

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Holy hell, Odo, how long have you been holding that in?
About five minutes, why?


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Odo: Now that's a set of getaway sticks.
Quark: Nice stems, doll.
Worf: I'm a warrior, dammit!

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Miles: Feels like - launching a class 1 probe in the wormhole.
Kira: Class 9 buoy, more like.


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Sisko: - and when I turn back around I want to see my Best Captain in the Universe mug back on the table, no questions asked.
Odo: Not likely. I was the mug, moron! And you took me into the crapper!

shivkala March 9 2013 07:04 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 74; Debauchery and Mischief...
 
Thanks for picking my caption, Ln X!

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Dax: See that behind you? Those are the bloody remains of the last Ferengi who sexually harassed me.

Quark: I thought you liked it!

Dax: I changed my mind!

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O'Brien: Damn it, Odo, I thought Batman would emerge from that smoke!

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Only seeing Worf be made fun of could unite these two long-time foes.

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Ln X wrote: (Post 7775935)
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O'Brien: In case you're wondering Keiko this isn't what it looks!

Keiko: Too bad, I was kind of getting turned on!

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Alexander El Fadil: How long did the director say we are supposed to stay here?

Avery Brooks: Apparently, a while. The producers claim they spent a lot of money on this part of my office set and we barely use it, so they want to get their money's worth out of it.


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