Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant!
 

Hello everyone! Lets go!


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First up to the plate, we have the "Wasn't that actually the conference room set?" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Alternate Version" Award, going to:


Next, we have the "That really should be covered!" Award, going to:

Two Photoshops just kept me laughing and since they're from the same person, he gets the award for both!


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Congrats to our winners and many thanks to all who participated! Now we can leave the lovey dovey behind us and begin again!

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Enjoy!

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Riker: You told him about the Klingons?!

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Kirk: I sleep with a night light, will that be a problem?

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Kirk: Spock, the ship was attacked only hours ago, repairs aren't yet complete. Don't people have anything better to do than to help me put my jacket on?

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RIKER: It's still there. Try blinking, maybe that will make it wash out.

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SPOCK: The ambassador from Buxom VI requires all negotiations be conducted in the nude.

KIRK: I'm game.

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SPOCK: But Jim, the ambassador is a fat old Klingon male. Buxom VI is an old Klingon colony.

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Riker: Geordi are you okay?

Geordi: All my life, I wanted the ability to see like you. But, now, with these optical implants, I can.

Riker: So what's the problem?

Geordi: In his inebriation, Cochrane stripped down to the nude and I saw his...

Riker: Go on...

Geordi: ...little Cochrane.

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After The Final Frontier hit theaters, William Shatner went on the run to hide from upset fans. He thought hiding in nature would shield him from the nerds who lived in their parents basements. He was wrong.

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Captain's personal log, supplemental: I need to take a moment from dealing with Khan to remind myself to give a commendation to the person who suggested Yeoman's should dress their Captain. If only we had this practice during the original voyage, when Rand was my Yeoman!

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TFTW, LeadHead!

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Riker: "Why so glum, Geordi?"
LaForge: "Oh...I miss seeing in ultraviolet. Infrared. X-ray..."
Riker: "There's just no pleasing some people, is there?"

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Riker: Blue eyes, Geordi?
LaForge: Yup. Had my junk shortened, too.


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LAPD: KNOCK OFF THAT SINGING! JUSTN & MILEY ARE NOT APPROPRIATE CAMPFIRE SELECTIONS!


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Kirk: Now the jackets are off let the Moob contest commence.

Scotty: Behold the glory!

Spock: Hrmmm....

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SHATNER: What's the problem, De? I thought you were tired of me and Len hogging the spotlight?

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Spock: Welcome to Admiral Kirks Neighborhood, it's like Mister Rogers Neighborhood, but with phasers.

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Thanks for the win! :thumbsup:
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"You told him about the statue?!"

"He was fine with it until I told him some hooligans changed the dedication plaque to 'Dr. COCK-rane.'"

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Riker: You told him about the statue?

Geordi: He was fine with it until I told him about the famous quote "An Alaskan buffoon once said 'Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgments' "

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Riker: You told him about the statue?

Geordi: Yeah, but he then said, "Whatever, tell me about the chicks I've scored with!"
So I told him he winds up married to a shrewish bureaucrat.

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Kirk: "Saving Earth's 2013 Oscars. A little tiring, but not bad, if I do say so myself."

Spock (to self): "I guess he'll never change at this point."

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Spock: "Don't tell me..."

Kirk: "Spock, your logic is impeccable. Priceline.com...a faster, easier way to save."

Spock: "Yours, Jim, evidently, is not. Were you not listening? I said, 'don't tell me.'"

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Geordi: Seriously, dude, you should try to score here. Could be your last chance before the writers chuck you and Troi together.

Riker: Nah, I've got plenty of wild oats left before I settle down.


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Kirk: See, the sun really does shine out of my ass.


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Saavik: Mmmm mmmmm mmm mm mmmmm mmmmmmm?


Kirk: That's right Lieutenant, trust your assessing officer, you keep that up down there. Doing that is exactly what got me a pass on the Kobayashi Maru.

Spock: Indeed, as the assessing officer on that occasion I found your solution most... novel.