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LeadHead February 24 2013 02:33 AM

TNG Caption This! 306: Second Captions
 
Happy Saturday Everyone!


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First up to the plate, we have the "Diplomatic Incident" Award, going to:

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Honorable Ensign wrote: (Post 7719160)
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Riker hated when Picard made him apologize for seducing ambassadors' girlfriends.

Next, we have the "Noise Complaint" Award, going to:

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The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 7694380)
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Troi: "Captain, what are you doing?"
Picard: "I'm looking at schematics."
Troi: "Is that really what you are doing?"
Picard: "Here. Look. Schematics, see?"
Troi: "Yes sir. Anyway, the bridge crew request that you turn down the volume when you examine your... schematics. The screaming orgasms are distracting them from their duties."

Next, we have the "Do the Math, people!" Award, going to:

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 7695865)
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PICARD: Why do you want to go back to the collective so bad?
THREE OF FIVE: Borg pair up biological mates by adding four!
PICARD: ...Get this man back to the collective immediately!

Next, we have the "Costume Fail" Award, going to:

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shivkala wrote: (Post 7700908)
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Guinan: Still think going as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to this year's Halloween party was a good idea, Captain?

Next, we have the "Can't you jazz it up a bit?" Award, going to:

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Vassa wrote: (Post 7702228)
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Picard: "That's it? "
LaForge: "Well sir I know it doesn't look like much but,..."
Data (interrupting):"It is a two dimensional representation of a four dimensional mathematical construct, sir. What do you want, Fireworks?"


Some great photoshops this time around, and this one made me laugh the most, so it gets the prize!

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MickJo1701 wrote: (Post 7700527)
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Picard: Its my ship and I'll review the visual security logs for whatever reason I see fit!


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Isis wrote: (Post 7694404)
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. We've been to the far reaches of the galaxy, but this new mall has us totally confused.


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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7707064)
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Riker: Alien vessel! I am Commander Ugly-Bag-of-Mostly-Water, this is Captain Darmok-and-Jihlad-at-Tanagara, Counselor One-Moon-Circling, and Lieutenant Prune Juice.
Troi <whispering to Picard>: It was just a dare!
Worf <grumbling>: "Lieutenant Prune Juice?" I would kill him where he stands - if he were any other man.
Alien: Uh, nice to meetya, kthx. <ship pulls away>
Picard: Thank goodness I don't have to stand beside Captain Pectoralis from Planet Latisimus Dorsi IIX.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners! Thanks for continuing on the Captain's Log Award, I've been so happy with the results!

And now, we continue forward in our journey through the 7 seasons of TNG, we arrive at "Second Chances" for when one Riker isn't enough.

Another thing, I honestly do not know when I will end this contest and start the next one. Next weekend will be jam packed for me, and no offense to you all, but probably, if I were I would end up losing sleep time and as it stands I'll be lucky to get 5 hours a night. But not to worry, I'll get things moving once I have the chance!

And now, the new contest!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead February 24 2013 02:36 AM

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Riker's trombone playing was so bad, it often triggered the Red Alert Alarms.

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Riker: How did Deanna get up there?!

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Worf: Okay, you two, go ten paces, turn around, then draw.

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Troi: Beverly, we're supposed to be doing martial arts not Lamaze breathing exercises.

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Riker: Whoops, hope that Tricorder wasn't very valuable!

Nerys Myk February 24 2013 02:51 AM

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CRUSHER:I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. So I shake my butt. na na na na na na na na na na na na I don't wanna be a chicken i don't wanna be a duck so I shake my butt. I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. na na na na na na na na na na na na I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. So I shake my butt. I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. na na na na na na na na na na na na

Nerys Myk February 24 2013 02:53 AM

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BOTH RIKERS (thinking): At least I didn't get fat.

JirinPanthosa February 24 2013 07:29 AM

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Riker only joined the jazz band to hit on the pianist, to finish his 'alien sex' checklist.

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DATA: Commander Riker, inquiry. Why has Captain Picard stripped off his clothes, and started dancing..."
RIKER: I only gave him one beer. I suppose it's been so long he's lost all his tolerance.

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WILL RIKER: This can't possibly be me, no way I'm that sleazy. If it were me I'd be much more funny and charming!

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TROI: Beverly, you know the movie Karate Kid isn't real karate, right?
BEVERLY: Next time the ship is invaded, CRANE KICK!

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WILL RIKER (Several years ago): Maybe I should ask Deanna to marry me. Nah, now's not the time. I'm going to be the youngest Captain in Starfleet. First command I'm offered, I'm going to take it. Then I'll ask her, then she'll be mine.

shivkala February 24 2013 02:14 PM

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TFTW, Leadhead, good luck this coming week!

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Deanna: Wow, Will really blows!

Data: "Blows?" Ah, "To produce a sound by expelling a current of air, as in sounding a wind instrument or a whistle."

Deanna: I'm so glad Dr. Soong didn't install the "Urban Dictionary" software patch for your dictionary app.

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Riker: I'll be damned, there really is a ceiling cat!

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Will and Thomas: I can't stay mad at you, you handsome bastard!

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Crusher: You and Will, I mean Thomas? Really? Weren't you seeing the ambassador from Tentaclus V? The one with the *motions with her hands*, and the *motions with her hands*, and the really big *motions with her hands*?

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Thomas: You'll never retrieve the database! You'll die before ya get it!
Will *offscreen*: Hey! What's that you got on your face?
Thomas: Huh?
*Will throws dirt on Thomas's face*
Will *offscreen*: See how that works?

Nerys Myk February 24 2013 03:26 PM

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PICARD: Now that you've warmed up, lets hear what you've got.

RIKER" Warmed up? That was our first number!

PICARD: Ah yes..."Jazz".

Mr. Laser Beam February 24 2013 04:11 PM

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Beverly: Make fun of the way I say "croissant" one more time and I'll strangle you.

Triskelion February 24 2013 05:25 PM

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TFTKBLA LeadHead! :klingon::klingon::klingon:

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Data: Freebird!


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Riker: Go to UV scan, Data.
All: Eeew!
Riker: Long time to be alone.
Data: I suggest we ask Commander LaForge how to proceed, sir.


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Thomas: Did Deanna ever tell you about her...special fetish?
Will: Yes. I know everything you know from that time. Did you know about her <whispers in his ear>
Thomas <startled>: No way! That's not even possible, is it?
Will <nods>: We've encountered a few new alien species since you've been gone.


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Beverly: Kwaaay-sawnt! Kwaaaaaay-SAWNT!
Troi: Damned French zombie apocalypse.


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While you're down there get my frisbee!

Mistral February 24 2013 07:49 PM

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 7722643)

GoldShirt Riker: "You realize you are doomed, yes?"

Redshirt Riker: "Why, because I'm wearing a red shirt? That's a myth!"

Goldshirt Riker: "No, because all of these heavily armed people work for me."

Mistral February 24 2013 07:52 PM

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shivkala wrote: (Post 7724317)

"Damn, turkeys really can't fly!"

Riker's beard February 24 2013 10:12 PM

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Crusher:.....He pushed me onto the table, grabbed me by the ankles and....
Troi: Uh I don't think that was a performance evaluation Beverley.

Mojochi February 25 2013 12:24 AM

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Crusher: Sounds like a flatulent goose

Troi: Yeah, & his trombone playing isn't very good either

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Riker: Jesus, On Bluray, Deanna's makeup looks like a French prostitute's

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Will: Count yourself luck, Pal. I've exterminated clones of me almost as developed as you.

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Troi: NO! God dammit! You're not invisible yet! Give it up, moron!

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Tom decided to pay one last visit to the masturbation cave

Triskelion February 25 2013 03:03 AM

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 7722634)
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CRUSHER:I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. So I shake my butt. na na na na na na na na na na na na I don't wanna be a chicken i don't wanna be a duck so I shake my butt. I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. na na na na na na na na na na na na I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. So I shake my butt. I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. na na na na na na na na na na na na

:rommie:

Troi: You dance like a multi-legged creature on a hotplate.

Ln X February 25 2013 09:07 AM

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Double bass player: Erm commander, looks like the front is falling off...

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Captain's log supplemental: The hunt continues for a swarm of spiders which turns my crew into a bunch of sissies...

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Riker: There's something even worse than an arrogant upshot jerk; my transporter duplicate.

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Beverly: -and then you get on top of him, hands upon his shoulders and you be the dominant one.
Troi: Wow, I never knew you were so passionate about making love!
Beverly: It's all I can think about in my spare time...
Troi: The captain is still giving you the cold shoulder?
Beverly: He hasn't a clue what he's missing.

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Thomas Riker: Argh! Snakes in a crate!


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