Cast Family Guy Into Lord of the Rings
 

I was thinking this morning that Family Guy should do an adaptation of LOTR, and then I spent 30 minutes thinking who should play what character :lol:

The Fellowship:
Frodo - Stewie
Sam - Brian
Merry - Chris
Pippin - Jon Benjamin's Clerk
Gandalf - Herbert
Aragorn - Peter
Legolas - Quagmire
Gilmli - Joe (he's short b/c he ain't got no legs)
Boromir - Cleveland (complaining how the black guy always dies first)

Good Guys:
Bilbo - Bertram (an older Stewie)
Arwen - Drew Barrymore
Elrond - Patrick Stewart
Galadriel - Lois
Theoden - Adam West
Eomer - Cleveland (so he's not just in the first one)
Eowyn - Lois (double role since there's no women in the LOTR verse)
Faramir - Tom Tucker
Denethor - Carter Pewterschmidt (Denethor, Faramir, and Boromir all have a mustache! all Miras Tirith soldiers could!)

Bad Guys:
Gollum - Meg (heh)
Saruman - James Woods
Wormtongue - Mort Goldman
The Witch King - Death
All Other Nazgul - Giant Chicken
Sauron - Seth McFarlane

Just imagine the 15 minute Aragorn vs the Nazgul fight at Weathertop! :lol:

Also, I'd like them to do the original movie ending of Sauron getting so pissed off at Aragorn teasing him in the palantir that he comes down himself to beat the crap out of him.

Re: Cast Family Guy Into Lord of the Rings
 

Sorry to immediately jump off topic, but they really did drop the ball by not having a 15 minute Han Solo vs Boba Fett in any of the Star Wars parodies.

Re: Cast Family Guy Into Lord of the Rings
 

Yeah the number one thing I was looking forward to in ROTJ was the vast Han vs. Fett fight at the Pit of Carkoon.... and they didn't do it!!! :mad:

Re: Cast Family Guy Into Lord of the Rings
 

I think I would make Lois Arwen and Drew Barrymore as Galadriel.