ENT Caption Contest #88: A Very Special Episode
 

Hail, captioneers! It's that time again. Well past time, actually. You see, due to host forgetfulness, our last contest went on a few days longer than was intended. Please allow me to apologize for my neglectfulness. I shall endeavor to do better. In the meantime, let's get on with it, yes?

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First up we have the "Best Laid Plans..." award, going to:Followed by the "Hello, Computer!" award, going to:Up next is the "Check the Iron Eagle 15 Set" award, going to: We also have the "Manny Coto Seal of Fanwank Approval" award, going to:Up next is the "I Refused to Make the Obvious Sex Joke" award, going to:Our tag-team award goes to:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ConAwesome.jpgThanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners!

Our adventures through the brilliance that is mid-Season Two continues. In our next episode, "Stigma," the writers offer us a dramatic A-story that continues the Star Trek tradition of tackling a serious issue that no other shows have dared to touch, and pair it with a serious and emotional B-story that examines the important topic that is sexual harassment in the workplace. Enjoy!

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Archer: (thinking) Great, the Denobulans are the long lost offspring of Batman Villains.

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Trip: No, please stop talking about your sex life with Phlox, I may chew my finger off.

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Phlox: Interesting, you had lines in this episode, but you ate the script.

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T'Pol: Stop staring at my butt, Captioners. This is a serious scene!


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Archer: What?! You''re out of reservations for Valentine's Day?

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When the crew couldn't get R & R, Archer at least brought some R & R to the crew...
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"Hello, Sailor..."

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Denobulan: "One at a time or both together, I'll take you both on."
Trip mumbling: "What's Denobulan for 'Ewww'?"


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Phlox: "She broke two of your ribs, and sucked your testes completely dry."
Travis: "Wow! What a woman."
Phlox: "Makes me proud to be her husband."

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T'Pol: "The vibratomax 6000. Where is it? Don't tell me I left it back home?"


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Archer: "Oh my God! Don't tell me..."
T'Pol: "Future guy is..."
Archer: "Lwaxana Troi?"

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Thanks for the tag team win! :)

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Archer: I like her! She reminds me of a baseball I once knew.

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Hoshi: So you ALL have eight inch tongues?
Feezal: And you don't?
Trip: Uhhh....

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Phlox: You're pregnant. Why doesn't anyone around here use a Calrissian condom???

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T'Pol (thinking): Let's see ... Bible, tooth-whitening kit, Handbook of Lame Opening Lines ..... All I need is a plain skirt suit and I'll be ready for my next stint as a Jehovah's Witness in Space.

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Forrest (OS): The Vulcans want to keep your security deposit on the NX-01. They say there's a dent in the starboard nacelle and cigarette burns in the carpeting on E deck.

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TFTW, Skywalker!

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Trip (whispering): "That's a man, baby!"


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Phlox: "Relax, I'll have this off of you in no time. Just out of curiosity, who is 'Ruby'?"
Travis: "I have no idea! All I know is that tattoo parlors should be outlawed on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet!"


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T'Pol: "Leather-bound journal and address books, two reels of 8mm home movies, small laser pistol in pocket-carry holster, fishing tackle kit, two unopened sheet sets from SpaceMart, and two ice cube trays. Nobody packs a suitcase like my Mom!"

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TFTWs, Skywalker! Woo hoo!

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Archer: Note to self: Stock up on decon gel and tic tacs.


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Feezil: Tell me, do the other male crew fill out their uniforms better than Commander Tucker?

Hoshi: Oh God yes; I mean, I don't know...?


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Phlox: It seems your six pack is in fact two 40's.


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That's everything, but there's no room for any panties. Meh, who'm I kidding <closes suitcase>.


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Archer: Is that a mural of you riding a saber tooth tiger into a demon battle?

T'Pol: Before I joined Starfleet I was a groupie for Vulcan Molly Hatchet.

Archer: I've got to, uh, go decon myself.

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T'Pol's revenge against the poor ensign who revealed "her" big secret.

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Puffing up their cheeks wasn't the only thing female Denobulans could do...

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Hoshi: What do you think Trip?
Trip: I dunno the mouth is too wide and her lips look rubbery...

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Archer: Lieutenant Hoshi, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SWINGING ON THAT POLE?

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:guffaw: Molly Hatchet, that sure takes me back.

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^Ha ha, I thought I was just spittin' in the wind with that one!

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I don't get it. :ouch:

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That's a good thing, Skywalker. :D

Maybe this can help.

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Phlox: Good afternoon, Mayweather. What do you need help with?

Mayweather: ..... *zips open uniform*....*points*

Phlox: Alright. *scans tummy* You seem more talkative than usual

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Archer: Stop doing that before lose my lunch.

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Phlox: Your abs are pregnant.

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T'Pol: This ship needs a Science lab, I really don't like storing alien soil samples in my quarters.

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Let's see. I've got a robe, towels and ashtrays. The TV remote, light bulbs and Gideon bible. Tiny toothpastes and shampoos, soaps, cups and shower nozzle. Now what else isn't nailed down? I likes me some booty that say "Enterprise Motel!"