Movie Caption Contest #231: Romantic Maneuvers
 

Hello everyone! It's been a great contest, but now it's time for a new one!


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First up to the plate, we have the "Class Action RedShirt Suit" Award, going to:

The remaining two images had so many great entries that I decided on 2 winners for each one.

The "Soooo how do we get her down from there?" Award, going to:

The "Just a coat of paint and it'll all be okay.... right?" Award, going to:

This image also has two winners, we will start with the "Maybe it's time for a Bluetooth Communicator" Award, going to:

The "Secrets of The Voyage Home" Award, going to:


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Many thanks to all of our participants and congratulations to our winners!

And now, our tribute to romance in caption contest form!

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Enjoy!

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Troi: You know that Worf and I are together again, right?

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Anij: Why did you shove me in?

Picard: The only way I could swim in after you!

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Kirk: Hey, come on! I thought that sleazy pizza joint would be perfect! Where are you going?

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Anij: Those aren't for flotation, Jean-Luc!

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TFTW, LeadHead!

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Anij: "This is so embarrassing. You can see right through my clothing when it's wet!"
Picard: "Don't worry. My people are so much more enlightened and advanced than anyone else that we're no longer titillated by such things."

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KIRK: When will I see you again?

GILLIAN: Call me.

KIRK: I don't even have your telephone number

Gillian punches the accelerator and speeds off.

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Anji was trying the backstroke, but Picard was trying for a breaststroke.

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Kirk: Gillian, are you sure this isn't time for a...

(puts on sunglasses)

...pickup line?

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

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Riker: "That was the best happy ending I've ever had!"
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Picard (thinking): "Not only does this planet make me feel like a teenager, I'm even having a wet dream ."
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Kirk: "Come on. I promise I won't do that hole-at-the-botton-of-the-pizza-box trick ever again."

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Picard: Care for a bit of motorboating, Anij?

Anij: I'd love to, Jean-Luc. But the boat's tied up at the dock over there.

Picard: Not that kind.

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Riker: "I am so glad I decided to drop in on you! I've really been missing you, Imzadi!"
Troi: "Nice and comfy, are we?"
Riker: "Oh, yes! Feels just like old times!"
Troi: "Well, don't get too comfy. My date should be arriving any minute now."

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Will: I just had sex... and it felt so good....
Deanna: Imzadi, sing Akon and Lonely Island again and I'll set my phaser to castrate.

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Troi: Will, I'm going to tell you what I told Mister Barclay. You have to wait thirty minutes after eating before you go snorkeling.

Will: Heh heh heh - what?


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Anij: Why is the water warm in this one spot?

Picard: I called Number One for a beamout.


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Gillian: Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

Kirk: How about once around a methane nebula?

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Troi: Really, Will? Peaches and Herb? Aren't you being a bit presumptuous?

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Donna Murphy: Damn my agent! When she sold me on this movie by telling me I'd have a scene in a lake with Patrick S. that would rival Dirty Dancing, I had a different scenario in mind!

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It was only later that the realization would hit Kirk that he was *thisclose* to bedding Dr. Taylor, until he told her that he was having a "Whale of a time" and invited her to see his "Moby Dick."

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Janeway: (Offscreen) What the hell are you doing in my Ready Room?!

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Gillian: "Why didn't your friend Spock want to go to dinner with us?"
Kirk: "To be honest, I don't think he realized it was your vehicle that was emitting noxious gases."

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GILLIAN: Yo, Spaceman. First time carrying a pizza box?