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Ln X February 5 2013 11:17 PM

DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
Sorry for the slight delay, anyway the winners are...

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shivkala wrote: (Post 7606867)
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Kira: Dax, I don't know how you shamed the men of the station into wearing the Skant Uniform, but, you have my eternal gratitude!

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R. Star wrote: (Post 7606795)
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O'brien: Julian, I know you're lonely, but if you're considering hitting that, you need to switch to synthale.

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Thor Damar wrote: (Post 7606969)
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'How many times do I have to tell you this Jake, this isn't a occupation and the Dominion isn't a dictatorship...it's a theocracy.'

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7608790)
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Shakaar: Is it because I can't do tentacles?
Kira: Yep.

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LeadHead wrote: (Post 7613455)

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Our special award goes to...

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T'Girl wrote: (Post 7608817)
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(overhead speakers)

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking now
When she passes ...


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I also noticed this...

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7641985)
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Dax: If we had a skate park, Captain, we might keep Ln X from staying out too late.
Kira: Worked for the Cardassian labor camps, sir.


And don't worry this...

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Won't hold me back from these contests, though I think skateboarding is pretty much dead in the 24th centruy!


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To the winners may you bask in your glory!

This week the theme is 'cleaning up the mess' -- all interpretations are welcome -- and the pictures to be captioned are:


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The next contest will take place on the 11th of February.

Enjoy!

Ln X February 5 2013 11:26 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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Sisko: Heave! If we're caught with these Risian horgans we're all dead men!

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Quark: Inflatable Dabo girls? Hmm...

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The Promenade after a night-long party...

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The senior staff always tired of Keiko's never-ending attempts to prove her husband's unfaithfulness...

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Bashir: Miles I know this was an orgy but why did we have to kill everyone?
O'Brien: Oh I forgot to tell you, we're actually involved in a Starfleet Intelligence mission.

shivkala February 6 2013 04:40 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
Thanks for the win! I will continue to bask in my glory!

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O'Brien: You know, it's always the way. A friend needs to move, tells you that they don't have that much stuff, that it's a walk-up, that you'll be done by noon, the latest, and here it is, 8 p.m. and you're lugging their crap up stairs, while they "supervise" from the sidelines. This the absolute last time I agree to help Dax move!

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Quark: Well, it took until the 24th century, but they finally put DS9 on Blu-Ray.

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The Promonade always looked like this after the Yankees won the Galactic Series. Surprisingly, Odo never quite figured out who caused it, despite Sisko's Yankee's cap that he'd wear for a straight month after the team won.

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Keiko: Uh, I can explain that. You see, I meant to type in "YouTube," but I must have typed in "YouPorn" by accident.

Dax: Then why does it show you accessed enough videos to crash the station's server last night?

Keiko: Uh, Miles did it!

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Bashir: This isn't quite how I remember the Alamo, based on what I learned in school...

Deranged Nasat February 6 2013 12:38 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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Jake: "I hate Occupation Re-enactment Day".

O'Brien: "Next year I want to be a Cardassian for once. I swear someone's rigged these things".

Sisko: "Being Bajoran builds character! Embrace it!"

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(Five seconds earlier)

Quark: "Computer. Calculate the current extent of my debt".

(Now)

Quark: "I see..."

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Bashir: "Miles. Why is it every time I pop outside to get a coke from the vending machine, I return to find everyone dead and you holding a smoking rifle?"

O'Brien: "Did you get the coke?"

Bashir: "Yes".

O'Brien: "Then what's the problem?"

Richard III February 6 2013 01:49 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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Bashir "I see Keiko has been cooking again."

O'Brien "Bollocks!"

Tosk February 6 2013 02:16 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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Deranged Nasat February 6 2013 02:19 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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Tosk wrote: (Post 7647379)

:lol: Brilliant, Tosk!

Nerys Myk February 6 2013 04:08 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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O'BRIEN: This is the last time I help you move!

Thor Damar February 6 2013 04:29 PM

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'Today begins the glorious reign of the August Majesty that is Empress Sato V! All will kneel in horror and obey'

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'And this is what happens when an Irishman and an Englishman enter a bar...ya gobshites!'

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Quark was less than impressed with the Gates of Hell when he performed the ritual to sell someone's else's soul to achieve a brisk fourth quarterly profit...

Bry_Sinclair February 6 2013 05:10 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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Quark: So this is where the Borg baby from Voyager went!

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Bashir: Wait. How did we get Jem'Hadar weapons before we'd ever made contact with the Dominion?

Nerys Myk February 6 2013 05:54 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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DAX: I thought O'Brien was at a seminar on Earth.

KIRA: He is, Keiko just can't start the day without bitching at him.

Ln X February 6 2013 11:09 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
Quote:

Tosk wrote: (Post 7647379)

Where the hell is the face-hugger smiley? :evil:

Triskelion February 7 2013 12:26 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
TFTW Ln X! :)

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Dax: I'm beginning to think Bajor was better off with the Cardies.

Kira: Hey! Only Chief O'Brien is allowed to say that.

Triskelion February 8 2013 02:35 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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Crap, I forgot the fabric softener.

Triskelion February 9 2013 07:46 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest 71; Cleaning up the Mess
 
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O'Brien: At last, the station is secure from illegal immigrants.
Bashir:
Um, we need a new kitchen staff.
O'Brien: Well don't look at me! I've got a plastic model of the Alamo to defend.
Bashir: I could really go for some taquitos.


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