I'm a doctor, not a
 

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http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/I'm_a_doctor%2C_not_a...

Re: I'm a doctor, not a
 

While that is informative, I'm more interested in a humorous take. Less canon, more hilarity, if you will. In somewhat a similar vein [ahem] to the "five words" thread.

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"I'm a doctor, not an exorcist!"

(That's actually a line from one of my books!)

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"I'm a doctor, not a comedian."

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"I'm a doctor, not a screenwriter"

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"I'm a doctor, not a vet!"

...upon seeing M'Ress enter the sickbay.

The appointment did not end well.

Sincerely,

Bill

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I'm a doctor, not a stylist.

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"I'm a doctor, not a Family Feud contestant!" (Most common answers. "Society of Space Doctors said...")

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:guffaw: I LOVE it!!! An absolutely perfect comeback.

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^ I almost used 'humorist', but it felt too on the nose.

And 'comedian' had better rhythm, I could imagine it in Kelley's voice.

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I always thought Kirk and McCoy's dialogue should have been reversed in "Star Trek II".

KIRK: Is that all you've got to say? What about my performance?

MCCOY: I'm a doctor, not a drama critic.

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Made me smile. ;)

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Good one. :bolian:


"I'm a doctor, not a computer programmer!"

(Dr. McCoy's response in anger with the medical computer malfunctioning and not dispensing the correct medicine he ordered.)


Navigator NCC-2120 USS Entente
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If I remember it right, there's an exchange in "Star Trek Rhapsody" that goes something like

McCoy: I'm a doctor--

Kirk: Not an actor!

McCoy: Not a MILKMAN.

Kirk: What does THAT mean? :lol: