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Peacemaker January 24 2013 11:38 PM

Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...
 
Last week (or was it the week before), we had the women accused of murder by breast. This week, I present to you, the man with the plan, the total package, the VNPM (violent naked pooping masturbator).

I would say keep it clean, but when poop is involved, we already need a shower. Remember, you can't unread it once you've seen it. :rofl:

RoJoHen January 25 2013 12:32 AM

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I love this story. I really do.

sojourner January 25 2013 02:54 AM

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Florida. Of course. No other state can top mine for crazy arrests.

Ar-Pharazon January 25 2013 03:01 AM

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Quote:

I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house
Ya think he was on bath salts?

trekkiedane January 25 2013 04:56 AM

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Quote:

Tony Land wrote:
I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house.

Yeah well, that's his story...

Peach Wookiee January 25 2013 06:55 AM

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That is... just freakin' crazy.

Peacemaker January 25 2013 03:07 PM

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Well, he is a carnival worker too. LOL

Robert Maxwell January 25 2013 03:08 PM

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This is a pretty shitty story.

Peacemaker January 25 2013 06:09 PM

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Hey, it's not every day you get to be a violent, naked, pooping, masturbating, home invading carnival worker! :)

Peach Wookiee January 25 2013 09:47 PM

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Why does this sound like fodder for the Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials?

I know, my mind gets weird.


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