The Trek BBS

The Trek BBS (http://www.trekbbs.com/index.php)
-   Enterprise (http://www.trekbbs.com/forumdisplay.php?f=37)
-   -   ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's (http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=201232)

Skywalker January 23 2013 12:09 PM

ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
Greetings, captionettes! Seems we're full up on hilarity from the last contest, which means it's time to--

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ConWinners.jpg

Yes, yes, I was just getting to that!

First up, we have the "J.J. Abrams Has Ruined Everything!" award, going to:
Quote:

Antni wrote: (Post 7503196)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps7abbb63a.jpg

Archer: what's up with Malcolm?
Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain.

Up next is the "You Haven't Experienced Tarantino Until You've Read Him in the Original Vulcan" award, going to:
Quote:

Triskelion wrote: (Post 7486519)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps75d810f6.jpg

That Vulcan ketsunoana. I don't have a Fu Manchu! I bet she has never even seen a Tarantino movie, for that matter!

Followed by the "Won't You Not Be My Valentine?" award, going to:
Quote:

lurok wrote: (Post 7472722)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps642580f7.jpg
T'Pol: What is so amusing, Captain?
Archer: Oh, the execs' ideas for the show's finale. There's a great joke here about turning us all into holodeck characters.

Next is the "Works Almost Every Time" award, going to:
Quote:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 7473448)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps7403e873.jpg

Travis: "Well well well, what have we here?"

Hoshi: "Stop that right now. You are not Lando Calrissian."

And last but not least, the "Any Port in an Ion Storm" award, going to:
Quote:

Triskelion wrote: (Post 7476526)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...pse5a5052c.jpg

Trip: Hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.

Hoshi:
Oh come on! It's the Captain's dog for crying out loud! How long have we been in space anyway??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ConAwesome.jpg
Quote:

The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 7472236)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps7403e873.jpg

"They gave me a line in this episode."

Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners!

They say that the night is darkest before the dawn, but evidently those people never watched the middle portion of ENT's second season. Ladies and gents, I give you "Dawn." Have fun!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps5fc3d438.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psd45606d3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps50ddf6f8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps74572ef6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psf2ccd19f.jpg

USS Einstein January 23 2013 01:39 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps50ddf6f8.jpg

Your right molar needs some filling.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps74572ef6.jpg

T'Pol!!

You can't go in there Trip, the whole compartment's flooded with radiation.

Jonas Grumby January 23 2013 04:06 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psf2ccd19f.jpg

Trip: "Ouch! We should have listened to those warnings about sex in the desert! I've got sand boldly going where no sand has gone before!"
T'Pol (OS): "Me, too."

apenpaap January 23 2013 04:17 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
Quote:

Skywalker wrote: (Post 7577890)

Alien: "STOP RAPPING, YOU HUMAN BASTARD!"

lurok January 23 2013 06:47 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
Thanks for the Valentine :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps5fc3d438.jpg

Knocking sound on shuttlepod door.

Seventh Day Adventists (OS): Can we talk to you about our Lord?

Trip (thinks): Crap.

Nerys Myk January 23 2013 06:55 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps5fc3d438.jpg

TRIP: Dang, this is sho mo' complicated than a boat ingin. Ah kaint even figger out how ta open tha dooor.

Jonas Grumby January 23 2013 07:48 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps5fc3d438.jpg

T'Pol: "Let me in!!!"
Trip: "But how do I know it's really you? I mean, this galaxy is lousy with shapeshifters!"

jespah January 23 2013 08:29 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
Quote:

Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 7578517)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psf2ccd19f.jpg

Trip: "Ouch! We should have listened to those warnings about sex in the desert! I've got sand boldly going where no sand has gone before!"
T'Pol (OS): "Me, too."

Archer (OS): That makes three of us.
Porthos (OS): Woof!
Archer (OS): Make that four of us.

Triskelion January 23 2013 10:41 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
Thank you twice Ln X~!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps5fc3d438.jpg

Computer: Temporal incursion in progress.

Trip: Let's see how Riker likes getting beamed into a wall three days before retirement.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psd45606d3.jpg

There's something out on the wing! Oh wait - it's just Madeline. Not now!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps50ddf6f8.jpg

Louis Gossett Jr. owes me child support!

Look man, we don't all know each other!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps74572ef6.jpg

PEZ MEEEEEE!

Look in my shorts! Not all species keep their Pez in the same place!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psf2ccd19f.jpg

Mother was right. I should have gone into porn. More benefits, fewer rubdowns.

Skywalker January 23 2013 10:54 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
Quote:

Triskelion wrote: (Post 7580491)
Thank you twice Ln X~!!

:vulcan:

Triskelion January 24 2013 12:27 AM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
Quote:

Skywalker wrote: (Post 7580590)
Quote:

Triskelion wrote: (Post 7580491)
Thank you twice Ln X~!!

:vulcan:

Sorry that was my cat ran across the keyboard Skywalker! I don't know where I am! Is that you, grandma?

I do apologize Skywalker! :klingon: at meself.

Must. Read. Before. Submit. :scream:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psf2ccd19f.jpg

Never piss off the transporter chief.

Skywalker January 24 2013 12:30 AM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
:lol:

You are forgiven. :p

Nerys Myk January 24 2013 05:08 AM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ps50ddf6f8.jpg

TRIP: Dude, breath mints. Look it in to it.

R. Star January 25 2013 01:26 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psf2ccd19f.jpg

Trip: Am I pregnant again?

Ln X January 29 2013 12:00 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psf2ccd19f.jpg
Trip: You maybe asking why I'm naked, lying down on rocks and in a complete daze. Well you see T'Pol and I took a trip down to Vulcan and her idea of fun is exploring these barren dusty forges in the middle of nowhere, that was arduous enough until I had the misfortune of her Pon'Far suddenly striking. Sorry did I say misfortune? Right now she's engaging in a little foreplay though I shudder to think what will happen when she pounces upon me...


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:32 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.