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Ln X January 14 2013 09:42 PM

DS9 Caption Contest 68; A New Beginning...
 
First of all I would like to thank LeadHead for passing over this contest to me. We talked about it and LeadHead wanted a change, though from time to time LeadHead may send me a few pictures for captioning, and perhaps even host one contest sometime in this year.

As for my caption contest credentials, I've been running the VOY caption contests for almost half a year now, and half of you guys have probably already participated in them...

As for myself I am a 9er with a passion, DS9 is my favourite Star Trek series (and also the chief inspiration for some fan fic stories of mine:alienblush:), by day I'm completing my mathematics degree, at night I'm watching DS9 or writing stories or skateboarding or playing BFBC2 or adding pictures to the image banks for both the DS9 and VOY caption contests. I hate candy, television and tribbles so without further ado I present you the winners of last contest...

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 7513426)
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Sisko: "Get that identity crisis shit outta my office. This is a swagger-only zone."

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 7503346)
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Martok realizes Worf has no sense of humor about his wife's age.

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Antni wrote: (Post 7502950)
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Worf: Worf to Odo, we've caught another one urinating on the promenade on his way home from the bar. Prepare another cell.
Kira: you think it's clever what you've just done?
Bashir: ..but the plant needed watering officer *hic*

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Honorable Ensign wrote: (Post 7523272)

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 7502860)
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DAX: A hole in the roof is a bad thing, right?


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And now, replacing the 'shiny new runabout award' I give you instead the 'Morn's Laughter Award'.

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Garak: "I can't see your ears."
Worf: "No one ever has."

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With the winners chosen, here are the next five pictures waiting to be captioned...

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The next contest will take place on the 21st of January, there will be one caption contest per week and they will start on Monday's so as to start the week on a good note...

Have fun!

Ln X January 14 2013 09:55 PM

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Sisko thinking: Hmm, I'm the commander of this station, I have the finest goatee in all of Starfleet, I cook the best food in all the quadrant and yet Kasidy still leaves me... I must be doing something wrong...

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Dukat: Damn map! We appear to have arrived at a Breen brothel.
Kira: So that's what the Breen look like...

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Martok: You captain have been dumping paperwork on me for far too long! As a matter of honour we fight to the death to determine who slacks on the reports!

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Jadzia: Tell me Quark, do you understand the rules or are you making it up as you go along?
Quark: Tongo has rules?

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Jadzia: Worf just for once don't stand on pride. You can't read maps so please, for the sake of our survival, pass that padd to me!

Herkimer Jitty January 15 2013 12:14 AM

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Sisko: "Hmm, what should I do today? Save the Federation or... baseball?"

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Dukat: "What are those things coming out of her nose?"

Kira: "Spaceballs!"

Dukat: "Oh shit. There goes the planet."

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Bashir: "It's not polite to point."

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Quark: "You were on the MIT Blackjack Team? You don't say."

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Worf: "I don't always use maps, but when I do, it's Google Maps. Stay navigationally adept, my friends."

Deranged Nasat January 15 2013 12:53 AM

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Sisko: "Hmm...

Hhmmmm.....

Hhmmmmmmmmmm...."

Dax (offscreen): "Benjamin, just let us see how you've mutilated the goatee".

Sisko: "I'm deep in thought...".

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Kira and Dukat scout out the secret Deep Space Nine character clubhouse...

Kira: "I don't believe it. Even Mora Pol got an invite. He's, like, in two episodes!"

Dukat: "Is that...George Primmin?"

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Martok: "That caption master is an imposter! I'd recognise LeadHead anywhere, and that is no LeadHead!

Kira: "Oh, that's right, you were unconscious last contest..."

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Worf: "Beautiful. The sun rises over its pristine domain, bringing new light to the crisp perfection of nature's bounty. *Sighs contentedly*. After a breakfast of freshly killed SnarGh beast, we rise to meet the freshness of a new day".

Jadzia: "I'm going to throw up".

shivkala January 15 2013 01:03 AM

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Sisko: Hmm, should I take one more picture of my food and post it to Instagram, or should I just eat it? If I take a picture, the food will get cold, but if I don't, how will my friends and mild acquaintances know what I've made for dinner?

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Dukat: There's my body...over there!

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Sisko: Woah, careful where you're pointing, Martok, if you're not careful, you'll poke someone's eye out! Oh, um, well you know what I mean!

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Quark: So, does that mean no more strip Tongo before the wedding, also?

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Worf: Hold on, I can't get a wireless signal for the PADD. I told Starfleet they should invest in a 4,000G LXE data plan, but do those dishonorable petaQ listen...

Triskelion January 15 2013 06:12 AM

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What would Jack Donaghy do?


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Dukat: I have season tickets, you know.
Kira: Now you mention it??


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Martok: E, W, M, Upside-down ampersand, squiggly line, squiggly line, uh, Q -

Bashir: That's not the eye chart, Martok. That is Commander Worf in a hospital gown.

Kira: Oh gods, Worf. Don't pick up that pencil.


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Dax: I'm out of latinum. Would you accept naked pictures of Kira?
Quark: I always do.


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Are you looking at porn? There's an available woman right here, Worf!

I am committing Major Kira's expressions to memory. Thank you, Quark!

Nerys Myk January 15 2013 06:21 AM

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KIRA: Okay, now we know Morn likes to sunbath in the nude.

R. Star January 15 2013 06:27 AM

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Sisko: I can't believe the fans think I'm trying to copy that Picard with this look.

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Kira: Who's that half Cardassian/Bajorian?
Dukat: Ah... that's my daughter... Kira Ziyal.... your mother and I were.... well you have a half sister!
Kira: What?!
Dukat: You may call me daddy.

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Martok: I challenge you to a drinking contest! The stakes are if I win, I get your left eye. If you win, you can have a night with my wife. Do you accept? If you don't, I shall simply fight you to the death!

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Quark: That's right, it says so right here in the rules. Females must play naked or forfeit one bar of latinum each hand.

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Worf: This was a great camping trip. The hunting, the outdoors... well I'm all packed up and ready to get back to the station. I have the feeling I'm forgetting something though...

NX-01 January 15 2013 10:33 PM

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Sisko (Thinking) - I wonder if people think my hair has migrated south for the winter since I saved my head.

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Dukat - OK Major I apologise your mother wasn't a whore, now would you please stop squeezing my testicle!!

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Martok - Nobody calls me a cyclops, you bald headed Pahtak

Kira - Is that true

Sisko - Maybe...

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Dax - I am a bit short tonight...

Quark - Thats OK you can pay in umox....

Dax - In your dreams.

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Worf - Send damn you!! Stupid phone. Jadzia, we must go to the Car Phone Warehouse!! I hear the iPhone 6000 is much better this piece of rubbish!!

Dax - Whatever you say Worf.

The Mole January 15 2013 10:56 PM

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Jadzia: Go on without me Worf. I'll only slow you down. Just erm, leave me my bag

Worf: Ok (picks bag up and spills contents) What's this?

Jadzia: Erm... it's not mine. It was Curzons. I must have picked it up by mistake.

Worf: It's dated this year

Jadzia: Erm... shut up and pass it here!

Ayelbourne January 15 2013 11:22 PM

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Worf -In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit...

Dax - Really? That's the book you picked for distracting me from my curent predicament?

JirinPanthosa January 16 2013 02:03 AM

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"Who am I? That's right. I'm the ****ing Sisko! A religious figure to an entire race. What do you think of my joining Starfleet now Dad?" That's what I'll tell him!

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DUKAT: You see? The so-called 'Bajoran hard labor camps' were more like four star hotel resorts. They've got outdoor pools and everything. If the Bajoran people had just accepted...
KIRA: Still not buying it.

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MARTOK: He's the one who stole my Romulan porn stash!

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QUARK: You know, those energy whips we use have other settings.
DAX: Now you've got me curious.

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DAX: Worf, you know I'm into roleplaying, but I don't see what's so sexy about this Robin Hood scenario.
WORF: You'll have to trust me on this one.

Mr. Laser Beam January 16 2013 04:57 AM

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Martok: Stop! In the name of love...before you break my bat'leth...

Nerys Myk January 16 2013 05:01 AM

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MARTOK: You, step away from the keyboard and stop captioning!

LeadHead January 16 2013 03:48 PM

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Sisko: Hmmmm... maybe next time I throw a dinner party, I shouldn't make Ferengi Cuisine...

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Dukat: Ah ha! So that's where we parked the car!

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Martok: Sisko! You brought back the bald look! Damn you!

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Jadzia: Confront.

Quark: That's not an option on this play.

Jadzia: I meant Worf is coming up with a bat'leth behind you to confront you about your cheating.

Quark: *gulp*

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Worf: This tree is quite interesting, it must be posted to my Spacebook wall, I will finally receive more than 3 likes on something.

Jadzia: Hey, bleeding out over here...


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