ENT Caption Contest #86: Worst. Slumber Party. Ever.
 

Another year, another caption contest. Sure feels like it takes a year between these things, doesn't it? Sorry again for the late start, but now that the holidays are past I should be able to keep up better.

That said, on to the next contest! But first, You-Know-Who has something to say...

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Right. Now that that's out of the way, let's get to it.

First up we have the "At Least It's Not Voyager" award, going to:Followed by the "What Happens on Risa Stays on Risa" award, going to:Next up we have the "And a Fetish is Born" award, going to:Continuing onward, we have the "Screw the Ratings, Nobody's Watching Anyway" award, the lucky winner being:We also have the "Men Are from Romulus, Women Are from Vulcan" award, going to:Our tag-team award goes to:And our Photoshop award goes to:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ConAwesome.jpgThanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners! Also, I hope everyone had a happy and safe holiday season.

With that long ordeal behind us, we now move on to "The Catwalk," the latest in Season Two's long line of show-killing mediocrity. Let's hope our brave captioners can liven this turkey up!

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"They gave me a line in this episode."

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Thanks for the tag-team win! Gazelles everywhere are a-skeered.

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Archer, Off-screen - Anyone who can roll their tongue gets to be a Lieutenant. And they get a line in this episode.

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In my magic mirror, I see Travis, and Liz, and Michael. And a campy, over the top Empress with excessive makeup and a taste for B & D who looks a lot like me.

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T'Pol - Must you read your porn collection now?
Archer - It helps me sleep better. We haven't invented neuropressure yet.
T'Pol - Okay, but must you moan and do the gestures?
Archer - These gestures?
Vulcan eyeroll.

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Travis - I learned how to roll my tongue. I'm gonna be a Lieutenant! And I'll get lines.
Hoshi - Security! Who the hell is this guy?

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Archer, Offscreen - You're not doing the tongue roll right! No lines for you!

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Thanks for the win! Happy new year to everyone, and grats on all the winners too. Some great ones this time around!

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Reed: Our science officer is so hot. I'd do anything to see that hot Vulcan body.
Mayweather: No way! She's our superior, we could get in so much trouble!
Phlox: Infantile minds. Watch and learn. (raises voice) Oh subcommander! I need to see you in the decon chamber for your medical evaulation!

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The fanboys quickly lost interest in Hoshi when they found out about her girlstache.

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T'Pol: Captain?
Archer: (startled) What? It's not what you think! It's not erotic fanfiction about us!

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Mayweather: If I don't get a line, I'll just flirt with the camera until they give me one.

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Trip: It's a good thing I brought my library card with us.
T'Pol: Why?
Trip: Because I am totally checking -you- out!

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Travis: How you doin' :)
Hoshi: That's not the line

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T'Pol: What is so amusing, Captain?
Archer: Oh, the execs' ideas for the show's finale. There's a great joke here about turning us all into holodeck characters.

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TFTW!

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T'Pol (annoyed and alarmed): "Are you...are you tweeting about me?!!"

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Phlox: "If Lieutenant Reed doesn't stop sucking on lemons, the quantum citrus particle damage to his tongue could be permanent."

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Gorn infiltrators should never forget to file down their teeth.

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T'pol: "That is not an iPad. That is a large Tupperware lid you are holding like an iPad."

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Travis: "Well well well, what have we here?"

Hoshi: "Stop that right now. You are not Lando Calrissian."

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Trip: "Well, sure, I've got no idea how to fix this here warp engine. Never did. But I sure can grill up a mean catfish."

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Phlox: "I'm looking forward to your first physical, Ensign!"
Reed: "Look! My tongue just got hard!"
Mayweather: "I think I'm in love!"
Hoshi (OS, sighs): "Christ, this is going to be a looong deployment!"


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T'Pol (OS): "Ensign, aren't you worried that someone will make some disgusting 'picking hairs out of her teeth' caption?"
Hoshi: "Worried? I've got a bet riding on it!"

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T'POL (oc): I don't recall any regulation requiring two witnesses during a physical exam.

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ARCHER: It's not porn!!!

T'POL: I didn't ask.

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T'Pol (OS): "You've heard of the 'Vulcan Death Grip'? Well, we call this the 'Vulcan Love Grip.' You like it?"

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Hoshi: (thinking) "Dam-it I hate when they get stuck in my teeth!"

Looks Like Hoshi won the bet.

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"I hope T'Pol doesn't mind that I borrowed her lipstick? Wait a minute. This isn't lipstick; I wonder if it's a... No!"

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Thank ye for the wins, Hanukkah Solo!

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Phlox: Captain, why don't we just skip the diplomatic protocols for Vaginus VII.

Mayweather: That is not how you do that.

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T'Pol is right, shaving with a boot knife is so much easier than a pair of safety scissors.


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T'Pol: Are those my X rays again?
Archer: Maybe. Who wants to know?


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Hoshi: I was wrong. You should forget bars and stick to the internet.


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Trip: Hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.

Hoshi: Oh come on! It's the Captain's dog for crying out loud! How long have we been in space anyway??

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TFTW Hanukkah Solo!


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Archer (o/s): I have an idea, instead of exploring new worlds why not we blow up random natural stuff? And you know entertain the crew?
Reed: With what sir? This is a ship of exploration after all.
Archer (o/s): Oh bugger it...

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<Hoshi thinking> Now remember Hoshi if your teeth go whiter, it's not a sign your fading away from some transporter mishap...

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Archer: Me and you on this bed right now making crazy passionate love due to being sexually repressed for so long?
T'Pol: Though it is a logical suggestion, I am not that desperate captain.

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Mayweather: I have a confession; this ship is always on autopilot.

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Trip: A platinum coloured wingnut? Awesome!