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Lead-Nosed Reindeer December 31 2012 09:39 AM

TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!
 
Good evening Captioners, with 2012 rapidly ending and 2013 about to start, with the holiday season coming and going and this contest being so close to its 300th thread, it feels like the right time for me to do something I almost never do.

Who are the winners this week? You are.

I decided that this week, everyone was a winner! There were many hilarious captions, too many to count and believe it or not, this wasn't a time-saving gesture on my part! :)

It's how I wanted to say today, Thank you to all of you, the loyal captioners and the loyal viewers of this contest. I am humbled and honored each and every week by the fact that you all come back and keep being hilarious.

Congratulations on your win!

Have a Happy New Year!

Thank you, everyone.

And, why not take it a step further? Let you who have so much fun with these contests get something different for this week too? Welcome to the drivers seat.

This contest is a Free For All.

What does that mean? You can use any TNG image, Standard Def, Blu-Ray, etc. and caption it.

The only restriction I will place is to remember the forum rules about objectionable content. TNG really doesn't have much that would cause a problem there, but lets be considerate of that.

How do I post a picture? Trekcore is your friend! Find an image there, copy it to your computer and use a hosting site like Imageshack or Photobucket to get it online for ya!

Any Questions?

I'll provide the first image:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psed5f7b46.jpg

Let the fun begin!

Lead-Nosed Reindeer December 31 2012 09:40 AM

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Riker: Excuse me, I'm looking for a Klingon in a Starfleet Uniform. He's about this tall...

The Laughing Vulcan December 31 2012 03:04 PM

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Worf: "Deanna, that idea I had about you and I mating...? I ran it up the flagpole, and you won't believe who saluted!"

Finngle Bells December 31 2012 03:20 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!
 
Here's my picture

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/a...ps28fba787.jpg

shivkala December 31 2012 03:46 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!
 
TFTWs, Leadhead! Happy New Year!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psed5f7b46.jpg

Riker: I see our picture, but where the hell are the rest for the contest?

Worf: That's it, if you're not going to bother reading the original post, I'm out of here!

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/a...ps28fba787.jpg

Guinan: Well, I have to say, while your routine isn't quite, "spot on The View," good, it's more "The Other Half" good.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...psbeda88be.jpg

Picard: I love you man!

Riva: You're not getting my Bud Light, Picard!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ps71a4fdc6.jpg

Computer Terminal Nagilum is watching you masturbate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...psdc633c2e.jpg

Nagilum: Here's Nagilum!

The Laughing Vulcan December 31 2012 05:01 PM

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Picard: "I sense... I sense... that you're in great pain. That you want me to stop crushing your head... How'd I do?"
Riva: "Okay, okay, I believe you. You're telepathic."

Lead-Nosed Reindeer December 31 2012 06:09 PM

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Picard: My mind to your mind...

Riva: Where's Spock when you need him?

Holdfast December 31 2012 07:07 PM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...psbeda88be.jpg

RIVA: No; you didn't...?
PICARD: Yup. Superglue.



And my photo contribution:

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/17/thechildhd040.jpg

THE CHILD: Get out of the middle lane! Damn road hog; every time I go for a drive it's the same...

shivkala December 31 2012 10:51 PM

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Riker: Would you look at that! I told you Picard was a bloated gasbag! He blowed up, good!

Merry Christmas December 31 2012 11:58 PM

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Picard: "Your beautiful hair, I must have it.

:)

Isis January 1 2013 12:35 AM

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Quote:

Mozzie wrote: (Post 7467895)
...I decided that this week, everyone was a winner!...

Awesome, LeadHead. And best wishes for a great 2013, everyone. :bolian:

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0e6a54b8.jpg

Picard: "Mr. Data, did you have to demonstrate your full functionality to that waitress and get us kicked out? Now we have five hours till New Year's and nothing to do."

Finngle Bells January 1 2013 12:43 AM

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http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/17/thechildhd040.jpg

Picard: Wesley has been begging me about going on an away mission the first star system we stop in...

Data: But sir, this star system does not have any planets, asteroids or any space station of some kind.

Picard: We'll beam him out anyway.

Isis January 1 2013 12:56 AM

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Riker: "Yes, the lad is yea high."

Policeman: "If we find him, I assume you want us to beam him straight to the Enterprise, right?"

Riker: "No, if you find him, beam him anywhere BUT the Enterprise."



http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/a...ps28fba787.jpg

Data: "That was the nicest outfit you could find for New Year's Eve?"

Guinan: "Nobody likes a smart alec, Pinocchio."



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...psbeda88be.jpg

Riva: "Would you get your hands off my ears?"

Picard: "Would you get your hand out of my armpit?"



http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/17/thechildhd040.jpg

Picard: "What do you mean 'we're out of gas?'"

<brief pause>

Picard: "If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times, 'if the gas tank isn't full, the trip doesn't start.'"



http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0e6a54b8.jpg

Picard: "What do you mean, you forgot your ID?"

shivkala January 1 2013 01:01 AM

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Picard: They certainly got the details of London in the late 19th Century: the fog, the taverns, the Holodeck grid...

Santa Kang January 1 2013 03:18 AM

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PICARD: The DTI must be mistaken, I see no signs of Temporal Incursion.


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