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Guy Gardener December 27 2012 12:01 PM

How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
Orally, vaginally or anally?

Was it alive or dead when he started, because it looked very still after the fact?

The Mirrorball Man December 27 2012 12:02 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
You put it into the Tribble's pouch.

Guy Gardener December 27 2012 12:38 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
Tribbles are marsupials?

The Mirrorball Man December 27 2012 02:10 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
Quote:

Guy Gardener wrote: (Post 7450618)
Tribbles are marsupials?

Among other things.

marksound December 27 2012 02:27 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
You cut it open, scoop out the guts, insert the device, and duct tape the whole thing back together.

Guy Gardener December 27 2012 02:28 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
So they eject their spawn, then roll back over and suck them kids back in?

Considering how often they give birth, the children can't spend too often back inside that they might never get out.

Or it could just be for premies?

indolover December 27 2012 04:03 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
make it swallow it?

Or surgically insert it?:lol:

Balrog December 27 2012 04:19 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
Hide it in the quadrotriticale.

lurok December 27 2012 06:23 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
Transporter.

Avon December 27 2012 07:41 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
funnel and a hammer

Silvercrest December 27 2012 08:10 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
Quote:

jinglebellrok wrote: (Post 7451407)
Transporter.

Beat me to it.

DalekJim December 27 2012 08:39 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
"We do not discuss it with outsiders... " ;)

scotpens December 27 2012 08:43 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
Plenty of Vaseline?

Avon December 27 2012 11:33 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
make it watch wrestling. it'll gladly eat the bomb.

T'Girl December 27 2012 11:47 PM

Re: How do you insert a Bomb inside a Tribble?
 
Quote:

Guy Gardener wrote: (Post 7450591)
Orally, vaginally or anally?

Tribbles are depicted as basically walking wombs. So "vaginally" is probably pretty accurate as to where the bomb went.

:)


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