The Trek BBS

The Trek BBS (http://www.trekbbs.com/index.php)
-   Deep Space Nine (http://www.trekbbs.com/forumdisplay.php?f=40)
-   -   DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Station! (http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=198148)

The Illusive Man December 23 2012 08:21 PM

DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Station!
 
Happy Sunday everyone! I am somehow managing to be something approaching on time for once! Shocking, I know. :)


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ItsaWinnnn.jpg

First up to the plate, we have the "Gonna need a Tie-Breaker" Award, going to:

Quote:

Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 7371937)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63a.jpg

O'Brien (sighs): "Okay, so far we've interviewed and voted on four candidates for the new operations position. Two were hot, young studs and two were gorgeous, young women. Each got two 'yes' votes and two 'no' votes. I think it's pretty clear whats going on here."

Next, we have the "Help from the Bullpen" Award, going to:

Quote:

Finngle Bells wrote: (Post 7368964)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63b.jpg

Kira: I'm stumped

Odo: *turns head* Hey you at home, Could you help us here? Did you see a scene with Quark buying the illegal cargo from the Ktarian Captain?

Next, we have the "Can't get out of a bet" Award, going to:

Quote:

Star Grinch wrote: (Post 7367959)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63c.jpg

Sisko: A bet is a bet Mr Worf. You'll be singing "I'm a Little Tea Pot" in Quark's at 1900 hours.
Worf: How can a human drink that much?

Next, we have the "Vulcan Vengeance" Award, going to:

Quote:

JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 7369450)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63d.jpg

The crew learned a lesson today: Never tell a vulcan he has a stick up his butt. They are surprisingly creative with revenge.

Next, we have the "Plenty of backup" Award, going to:

Quote:

Santa Kang wrote: (Post 7369471)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63e.jpg

SISKO:Guys, I'm gonna lay down some cover fire....try and swing around behind them... Guys? Guys? Crap!

We had so many Great entries this time around and in the spirit of the season, I've decided to add extra winners!

Quote:

shivkala wrote: (Post 7368091)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63b.jpg

Kira: Oh, thank God, you're back. Look, we may be images on a TV screen, but we have feelings, too! Leaving us on pause like that, well, it's just plain rude! I know you had Taco Bell, but next time, could you take care of your business before you start watching?

Odo: And, another thing, that painting behind your couch, it's ugly, get rid of it.

and...

Quote:

Ln X wrote: (Post 7368451)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63e.jpg
Starfleet top brass: You have to shave your hair for that captaincy!
Benjamin: NEVER!

And....

Quote:

Smellincoffee wrote: (Post 7391056)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63e.jpg
Sisko: Yippie-oh-ki-yay, motherf-
(explosion)

Great Photoshops this week, There was some solo and some group work! All of that was awesome! So, here they are awarded!

Quote:

Tres_Kings wrote: (Post 7369243)
http://s10.postimage.org/fhpsysasp/C...docott_III.png

Kira: Huh?
Clayton Runnymede Odocott III: Just run with it, Major.

http://s7.postimage.org/qvei0eou3/Cl...ott_III_II.png

Kira: I don't think this is right either, is it?
Clayton Runnymede Odocott III: Another clerical error by Pete, no doubt. Damned Talaxians.

And....

Quote:

Santa Kang wrote: (Post 7369321)
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...elixDowney.png

KIRA: And the hedgehog?

ODO: I don't wanna talk about it.


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...outAward-1.jpg

Quote:

Rudolph the Red Nosed Vulcan wrote: (Post 7381588)
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...Caption63b.jpg

Kira: "What are you still doing here?"
Odo: "It's over."
Kira: "Go home."

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, a new contest!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps95c50fee.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psa6677c0f.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2bed0d3e.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg

Enjoy and Happy Holidays to you!

The Illusive Man December 23 2012 08:25 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps95c50fee.jpg

Weyoun: Yes! My first win in 3 days!


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psa6677c0f.jpg

Bashir: Okay, I've brought the booze, the staff holiday party can begin.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

Sisko: No, Major. It's still me, I'm just in a different type of Starfleet uniform.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2bed0d3e.jpg

Kira: What do you mean "That painting sucks?" I painted that!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg

Worf was surprised to find Jadzia singing "Santa Baby" when he got home.

Ln X December 23 2012 08:48 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
Thanks for the win!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps95c50fee.jpg
Weyoun: I've scored again!!! Wahey!
Dukat: (mumbling) And scored with the lady too...

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psa6677c0f.jpg
Odo (o/s): What's this Doctor? Self prescribing your own medicines for what? Medicinal purposes or pleasure?
Bashir: Well if you must know, I'm working on a concoction to make me more feisty in the bed department.
Odo (o/s): I thought you were genetically enhanced?
Bashir: That part of me wasn't...

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg
Lieutenant: According to these blood readings your grandfather sir is actually Stevie Wonder in disguise!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2bed0d3e.jpg
Kira: Why is that guys are more drawn to artefacts then women?
Jadzia: I mean we are the two hottest ladies in this station, right Benjamin? Benjamin?

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg
Jadzia (o/s): Have you ever seen a woman naked before Worf?

Ln X December 23 2012 08:51 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps95c50fee.jpg
Weyoun: I am the king of the world! Wooooohoo!
Dukat: Must you grope that Dabo lady as well?
Weyoun: I've never felt so alive!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg
Worf: Mint frosting!?! Floating!?!

Elvira December 23 2012 09:01 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

Ensign: "I swear sir, I though the phaser was set to "stun."

:)

Geoff Peterson December 23 2012 10:31 PM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

BEN: Dad, put your clothes back on.

JOSEPH: Humph, used to be a man could do what he wants in his own yard! Damn police state is what this is!!!!

JirinPanthosa December 24 2012 01:01 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
Thanks for the win!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps95c50fee.jpg

DUKAT: Weyoun, don't bet the station on the next spin, it's a trick...
WEYOUN: Quiet! I'm on a winning streak!
DUKAT: *sigh* Your orders, Commander Quark?


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psa6677c0f.jpg

BASHIR: Chief! I couldn't find a medical reason for your insomnia, so instead I've brought you an ancient cure that's been passed down in the Bashir family.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

Jake proudly repeats all the things he's learned from Nog about women.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2bed0d3e.jpg

Jadzia turns the subject to escapades Ben and Kurzon had together during his bachelor days. Ben examines ancient Bajoran scrolls in a vain attempt to pretend not to be embarrassed.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg

Worf didn't think Counselor Troi would show up for his wedding.

Valin December 24 2012 06:15 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg

Worf: Jadzia, put that back where it belongs! Yes, I understand that when I married you, I married Dax, as well. But, I am not going to have relations with that slug just to consumate our marriage!

Bry_Sinclair December 24 2012 06:32 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg
Parents, the one thing that'll make a bad-ass Starfleet Captain facepalm.


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2bed0d3e.jpg
Kira [whispering]: Dax, do you think he knows?
Dax [also whispering]: You mean about the combadge?
Kira: Yeah. Aren't they supposed to be lower down?
Dax: Usually.
Kira: Shouldn't we tell him?
Dax [pause for thought]: Nah.


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg
Worf finally understood why Sisko called Dax "Old Man".

Insp.LeStrange December 24 2012 08:57 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps95c50fee.jpg

Dukat: Typical. When it's his round suddenly he's on a "streak."


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psa6677c0f.jpg

Sir, about my employee evaluation -
Put them with the others, Commodore.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

Jake: If I had sunglasses I would put them on and stare off into the distance. Say something humorously macabre.

Security Officer: Order the surf, get the turf.

Jake: Nailed it!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2bed0d3e.jpg

Kira: Your pores really stand out in this light.
Dax: I will shoot you in the face.


http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg

Wrong room. Sorry, Constable. Major. Commander. Doctor. Chief. Cadet. And -

Scruffy!

Scruffy.

R. Star December 27 2012 12:19 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
Thanks for the win!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps95c50fee.jpg

Weyoun: That's it! Don't stop rubbing down there! Oooh!
Dukat: Weyoun you realize while you're being serviced you're losing all your latinium on the Dabo wheel.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psa6677c0f.jpg

Bashir: Yes, this is what I take to all my medical conferences. Why do you ask, Commander?

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

Sisko: Take a sample.
Goldshirt: But sir, it's a pile of crap on the floor... and it stinks.
Sisko: That crap could be a shapeshifter! Sample, now!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2bed0d3e.jpg

Kira: I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
Dax: I just wanted to see how obsessed with this tablet he was.
Kira: You're right, but don't you think offering him a threesome is going too far? What if he said yes?
Dax: That would be fun.
Sisko: Shhh... I'm trying to figure this out.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg

Worf was surprised when he first saw Jadzia in the nude. Apparently she retained some of Curzon's features.

Yuckleberry Finn December 27 2012 02:31 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
Thanks for the Win!

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

Off-Screen Admiral: He's Vulcan?

Jake: Yes, He's Scandinavian unlike Tuvok!

shivkala December 28 2012 03:14 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
Thanks for the win! I love it when I win a technical award! :cool:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps95c50fee.jpg

Dukat loved the fact that, due to his Vorta heritage, Weyoun was so patient, he would maintain the same pose for hours until someone finally, "hit him up top."

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...psa6677c0f.jpg

Julian was less than satisfied with his Christmas gift, the "Do it Yourself" version of Quark's bar.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps2bed0d3e.jpg

The rules were simple, whoever blinked first before Sisko pried his eyes away from artifact, loses.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

Sisko hated the fact that his father had to show that picture of him, naked in the bathtub, to everyone that visited.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...pse43de3ab.jpg

Worf, on the other hand, was just surprised that the picture was recent...

Geoff Peterson December 28 2012 03:54 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

SISKO: Our name is "Sisko", Dad. Not "Cartwright".

JOSEPH: Tired of living a lie, son!!!!

GOLDSHIRT: Gonna have to arrest him, sir.

Insp.LeStrange December 28 2012 07:53 AM

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #66: Happy Holidays to you and your Space Stat
 
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ps30f08eb4.jpg

Jake: What happened to Old Man Cartwright?
Security Officer: Cylons.
Sisko: Cylons.
Security Officer: Actually, their robot army, sir.
Sisko: Robot army.
Security Officer: Left behind by an extinct race of reptilians. Much the same way Frankenstein was the scientist and not the monster, Cylons were the reptilian masters, not the robots. But everybody calls the robots Cylons.
Officer in Back: That's a Battlestar Galactica Original Series reference, Jake.
Jake: It's just "Battlestar Galactica," übernerds. Cylons are hawt.


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:48 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.