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The weekend starts here with the latest caption contest!!!

This contest nearly didn't happen today after I bust open my lower lip and chin slamming hard whilst skateboarding a few hours ago... (curse you bs noseslashers!!!)

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Damn things are still bleeding, but anyway moving away from all of that we move on to the winners of last week's contest...

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And now the special award:

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After a hard day's work, every crew member always goes for a beverage... Though sometimes they don't always get what they want... And this can have violent consequences...

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Next caption contest 28th of December. Have fun!

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Thanks for the Win!

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Neelix: It was customary for the inhabitants of Rinax, dating back to the first Rinax landing 1,300 years, to strip when eating soup in a certain way. Let me show you, Harry

Tom: Wanna get out of here?

B'Elanna: Are you kidding? I'd rather listen to the doctor signing Bolian Opera.

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Scenes from the next Iron Chef: Delta Quadrant.

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Thanks for the win!

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Janeway: Damn...B'Elanna still hasn't removed those coffee-eating tribbles from my replicator.

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Tom: Hey, uh, Harry...

Harry: Not now, the intergalactic frisbee matches are about to start, and I've got a hundred credits on the Unwinnables.

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B'Elanna: So...did you hear that Harry go turned down by Chapman?

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Janeway: Never have I ever...slept with a Talaxian.

(Everyone takes a sip except Janeway and the Doctor).

Janeway: Care to explain?

Kim: Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Noah Lessing: What did I say about serving me the squid special?!

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Janeway: -sigh- I need to stop ordering coffee mugs 100% full.

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Tom: Harry, there are times I wonder if you have a pulse. She's willing and is programmed to have sex with anything male... or female.
Harry: I would never fall for a hologram.

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Tom: (singing) You've lost that looooooving feeling. Ooooh that loooving feeling. You've lost that loooooving feeling and now it's..
All: Gone! Gone! Gone! Oooh ohoho!

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Janeway: When Chell said Nebula soup was on the menu, I thought it was a metaphor.
Neelix: Miss my cooking yet?
All: No!

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Tuvok: Happy, happy! Joy! Joy! Happy, happy! Joy! Joy!

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Janeway: Okay, you can have some, if you promise not to tell the crew I got my replicator to make alcohol instead of synthehol.

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Paris: I'm glad you decided not to put the timeline the way it was supposed to be after all. Now you and I can hang out in Paris.
Kim: I'll show you a picture of Libby and my new baby if you take off that fake uniform.
Paris: It helps me get girls.

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B'elana: So Janeway demoted you for trying to save the environment on a water sphere, just a year after she saved the Borg from extinction?
Paris: I'm going to go steal a shuttle or something. Janeway's moral lectures are hilarious.

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The crew suddenly remembered that Kes warned them about the Krenim. And all they can do is sit back and take a shot of whiskey.

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Neelix suddenly realizes that all the women he'll see for the rest of his life find Talaxians completely unattractive.

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TFTW, Ln X!

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Chakotay: Problem with the coffee?
Janeway: I'll say. I ordered a Screaming Orgasm.

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Tom: Think of this as the next level of a Ms Pacman game.
Harry: Does she go "Woo-woo-woo-woo?"
Milfie: I doubt it, but that's never stopped me before.

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B: Know what happens when you put roofies in plomeek soup?

T: You get to lay long and perspire.


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Janeway: Like the coffee? I make my own cream.
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Sorry Mister Vulcan! All I asked was if Vulcans get too tense when you lay under a blanket!

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Janeway: Is the door locked?

Chakotay: Yes, Captain

*Starts licking the coffee off the replicator*

:)

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JANEWAY: You call that a grande? Who programmed this thing?

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TOM: Nope, she's still not drunk enough to have sex with you.

HARRY: How is that possible? It's my program!!!!!

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TORRRES: This is the cool kids table by default.

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EMH: I wish I could say I come here for the view, ambiance and conversation. I really wish I could.

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TUVOK: Ah ha! As I suspected. Leola root is made of people!!!!!

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Thanks for the win!

Chakotay: "Looks like the replicator had one..."

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Chakotay: "That's an Enterprise D model replicator. It'll throw a tantrum if you don't order Earl Grey tea once every few days."
Janeway: "I want it off my ship."

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Harry: "Now?"
Girl: "Not yet, ma cherie."
Harry: "Have another drink."
Tom: "What are you doing? Getting her drunk?"
Harry: "Drunk enough to go out with me, yes."
Tom: "It's a holodeck. You can reprogram her."
Harry: "You don't think I haven't tried?"

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B'elanna: "One time, at Klingon camp, I stuck a Bat'leth..."


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Neelix: "Um, danger? Purple swirly thing alert!"

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Tuvok: "The Jimmy Saville investigation team want to have a word."
Neelix: "Ocampan... O...cam... pan..."

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EMH: "Now, the rules of the game are, any time anyone says Talaxian, we drink."

-- they all drink --

EMH: "I didn't say Talaxian yet!"

-- they all drink again --

EMH: "Wait! Oh, to hell with it. Talaxian."

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Janeway: "Voyager... are we going to have to potty train you?"

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Paris: "You're an engineer, so tell me: why do these tables all have a ditch in the middle?"

Torres: "To drain out the vomit after the lunch special."

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EMH: "Well, at least they have a Starbucks in Detroit."

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[Tuvok chokes Neelix.]

Tuvok: "Refer to me as an elf. One more time. I dare you."

Neelix: "You're an angry elf."

[The strangling resumes.]

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Wait - if this isn't the urinal - where have I been getting my coffee?


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She said she wanted Sex on the Beach, Harry.

I know, I'm looking up the French translation for the bartender.


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- And then he said, "I'm looking up the French translation for the bartender."

And he wonders why he's still an Ensign?


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EMH: You all have Talaxian Taint Fungus.
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What? All I asked was if you like my stir-fry with morning wood?

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Damn it!

Broken replicator, Kathryn?

Who cares. We need a technology for putting spilled coffee back in a cup.


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Kim: I'm looking for a good French pickup line.
Paris: She's a hooker from Toledo.
Kim: Just a minute, I'm indexing idioms by province.

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Wanna go get naked?
Does a Vulcan bricklayer get sand in his crack?


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Sorry you told Q what a lava lamp was, Captain?
Shut up, Harry.


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The secret ingredient in the Number Two Special is plomeek, Mister Vulcan! I swear!