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LeadHead December 18 2012 07:31 AM

TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!
 
Happy Monday Night everyone!

Sorry for us not being reset to weekend starts/stops, we're moving closer to them. I hope to get things back to normal this weekend!


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First up to the plate, we have the "You're probably not gonna get promoted above Space Valet" Award, going to:

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Honorable Ensign wrote: (Post 7399966)
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Guy in Blue: "Oh, I guess I should turn on the forcefield's permiability before the shuttle crashes into it, huh?"

Next, we have the "Slow Day on the Bridge" Award, going to:

Quote:

Ln X wrote: (Post 7404373)
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Data: Behold the one millionth level of Tetris!
Riker: Haven't you got better things to do?

Next, we have the "Could end up as a Medical Emergency though..." Award, going to:

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JirinPanthosa wrote: (Post 7401346)
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Worf slowly realizes when Dr Pulaski summoned him to her quarters, it was not a real emergency.

Next, we have the "No longer popular" Award, going to:

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inflatabledalek wrote: (Post 7386424)
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Picard: Deanna, we've got a message from the female crewmembers on the news that you're not going to show any signs of having been pregnant. And the message is: Bitch.

Next, we have the "Simple Brings it Home" Award, going to:

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BeatleJWOL wrote: (Post 7386445)

Our Photoshops this time around were 2 sides of the same funny coin, so they're both winners!

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Finngle Bells wrote: (Post 7407307)
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Wesley: I swear I didn't tell anybody about you failing the first time around. This guy seems to think I'm someone named Wheaton.

Picard: Where is this man now?

Wesley: In engineering, lecturing to Geordi about quantum mechanics.

And...

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Santa Kang wrote: (Post 7410205)
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PICARD: No, Mr. Cooper, neither I nor any other member of this crew will be signing your "Shipmate Agreement".

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Isis wrote: (Post 7392115)
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Woman on left: "I just figured out why this new mall is doing so poorly. They really should have put in more parking."

Man on right: "Ya think?"

Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Lets spend some more time with our blu-ray images and start a new contest!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead December 18 2012 07:38 AM

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Riker: And... you lose. Why did you wager the Captains favorite shuttlecraft?!

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Kurn: I am Commander Kurn of the Klingon Defense Force and I'd like to talk to you about switching to Geico.

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Worf: (thinking) Human teenagers are without honor.

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Picard: Anybody remember why we came in here in the first place?

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Picard: I am not sick! I'll jut be lying down for a couple of hours.

Crusher: You have a 100.1 fever. Geordi's got the bridge until your bald head stops burning.

Nerys Myk December 18 2012 07:58 AM

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DATA: Since I have no father it is unlikely he will need a "new pair of shoes", but if you feel it will increase my chance of winning...

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I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

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WES: Mom said you could teach me to be more manly.

WORF (looks at shirt and shakes his head.)

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PICARD: What exactly are you feeding that cat?

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PICARD: You take that back, the Picards have never run and have never surrendered!!!!

LAFORGE: Please, your family crest features a chicken with a yellow stripe down it's back!!!

inflatabledalek December 18 2012 08:32 AM

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TFTW!


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Data: Trust me Sir, my memory contains details of every game of chance.

I have Mr. Bun the baker!

Riker: I think a couple of files have gotten crossed.

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Kurn: I am Mr. Worf's long lost bother.


And also Wesley's father.

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Worf: I like your jumper nearly as much as I like Riker's omelets.

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Picard: Damn it Geordi, you're chief engineer now, this is the third day in a row you've put the wrong uniform on, what are you, blind?

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Picard:... And then you have my permission to die!

Jonas Grumby December 18 2012 08:25 PM

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Riker: "When the train comes in, everybody rides!"
Tex: "Son, that was funny the first five or six time you said it, but it's beginnin' to get old."


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Kurn: "To demonstrate the Klingon Death Grip, I will need a volunteer. ....... Anyone?"


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Worf: "Wesley, I tell you this for your own good. Your mama dresses you funny."


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Picard: "We are going to the doctor's quarters to discuss ship's business! Understood?"
Crusher: "Oh, give it up, Jean Luc. You're not fooling anyone."

Ln X December 18 2012 10:37 PM

Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!
 
Thanks for the win LeadHead!

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Data: Behold! My mechanized pimp hand!

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Kurn: Anyone who objects to me throwing Wesley out of the airlock please speak now!

Silence...

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Picard: You so much as stare at Beverly with that x-ray vision of yours LaForge and you'll be out of the airlock faster than you can say 'ensign'!

Triskelion December 19 2012 02:00 AM

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Arm Candy: What's sticking the dice together?
Data: Secreted internal servo fluid.
Texas: Hookers are legal here, you know.


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On Klingon vessels, authority is taken through combat. Not given by weak and cowardly rules. Under my command, cowardice will be reprimanded -

<Wesley jumps up and kicks him in the nards>

Data <to Kurn, writhing on floor>: Never mess with Ensign Crusher's grade point average.


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Worf: You do not understand honor. What it means to be willing to take your own life if you fail in your duties.
Wesley: Yeah, I don't die if I fail my exams. My teachers' cats do.
Worf: So you...
Wesley: Only take classes from teachers with cats for best friends? Yup.
Worf: Genius.

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Pakled on a Rascal: Beep beep.


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I'm not laughing, LaForge!

Nerys Myk December 19 2012 02:08 AM

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Good one!:lol:

Leviathan December 19 2012 02:31 AM

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While the crew was distracted the son of the Crystalline Entity crept into place to take its revenge...

JirinPanthosa December 19 2012 03:42 AM

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DATA: Curious. People wager money on this game, knowing the odds are heavily stacked in the house's favor.
RIKER: I HAVE A SYSTEM.

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Kurn: I was going to impose Klingon discipline on you, but then I realized by Klingon standards it's Data's job to kill me. Screw that.

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WESLEY: So I started throwing chairs at her like you said.
WORF: And it didn't work?
WESLEY: No, she threatened to press charges.
WORF: I don't understand humans.

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Picard, Data, Beverly and Wesley try to act surprised when yet another sentient energy life form takes over the ship, out of politeness. Geordi can't pretend anymore.

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You lied to me Levar! You told me the show wouldn't last six months! I used to do Shakespeare!

Nerys Myk December 19 2012 04:02 AM

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KURN: Hello, my name is Kurn.

EVERYONE: Hello Kurn!

KURN: It's been two days since I last killed a worthless petaQ.

Isis December 19 2012 05:01 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! 296: Closer to Punctuality!
 
LeadHead, TFTW. :techman:

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Worf: "Bed, Bath, and Beyond called. It wants its clearance bedspread back."



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The crew couldn't get it through their heads that letting untrained tribbles have the run of the ship was not the best idea.



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Crusher: "Calm down, Jean-Luc. You think you're the first to have this problem?"

Picard: "Actually, yes. In fact, I'm so sure, I'll bet you 100 quatloos you've never seen another bald man with severe dandruff."

Nerys Myk December 19 2012 05:06 AM

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WES: If you must know, it was a Christmas gift from my Great Aunt Mable.

WORF: Truly this Mable is without honor...or taste.

R. Star December 19 2012 05:19 AM

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Data: Query commander, what do you mean by "loaded" dice?
Riker: Thanks a lot Data....
Casino Employee: You two will have to come with us.

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Kurn: Experience BIJ!
Picard: What is Bij?
Riker: I don't know but it sounds fun.
Worf: We do not speak of it with outsiders.


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Worf: That pink shirt has brought dishonor to the males of the Enterprise.

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(insert generic blind guy joke here)

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Picard: I'm going to shag the Doctor now and have a jolly good time... but you don't have to take -my- word for it Mr Reading Rainbow. Try it yourself.

captain crow December 19 2012 05:31 AM

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Picard: Mistah LaForge! I want you... to kiss my ass!

Crusher: Okay. You've had enough eggnog.


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Director, OS: Yo! Jackass behind Dorn. You're facing the wrong way!


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Picard: Remembah kids, don't do drugs.

Geordi: Who the hell is he talking to?

Crusher: Fuck if I know.


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[Wesley babbling]

Worf, muttering under his breath: It's times like this I wish wearing red had the same repercussions it did during Kirk's era.


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