Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings
 

Hello everyone, sorry about the major delay here. Life keeps me busy lately, lets get the new contest going!


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First up to the plate, we have the "Dangerous Assignment" Award, going to:


Next, we have the "Bright Ideas" Award, going to:

Next, we have "The New Number One?" Award, going to:

Our Photoshop Award, goes to:


The Multi-Image Award, goes to:


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Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

Also, Thanks for the patience, things have just been crazy for good ole LeadHead recently.

Now, lets go again!

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Enjoy!

Re: Movie Caption Contest #227: Important Gatherings
 

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After having a lot of frustration attempting to access Xbox Live, Picard enlisted the help of an unlikely ally, The Borg.

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Gunner: (thinking) Really hope this mission goes well. I retire tomorrow.

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Spock: And now, we will begin our lecture series on Starfleet Command, where we ask the question: Why is a multi-species organization like this have only Humans at the top?

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Seven of Eleven: "We cannot break the encryption. They've switched from Microsoft to Linux."
Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other: "We're screwed then. Might as well go back to the Delta Quadrant."

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Gunner: "Damn! We could have saved money on our insurance if I'd remembered to switch to Geico."
Kruge pulls out disruptor and vaporises gunner: "Hadibah!"

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Spock: "Before I begin, has anyone seen that bit in Police Academy, where Commandant Lassard gets up to the podium and...?"

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Spock: "No one? Pity..."

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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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Kruge: "What was that you muttered under your breath, Gunner?"
Gunner: "Nothing, sir!"
Kruge: "Sounded like 'asshole always looking over my shoulder.'"
Gunner: "No, sir!"

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BORG: Stupid Parental Controls. We'll never get to watch porn!

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SPOCK: And I plan to present conclusive evidence that James T. Kirk cheated on the Kobayashi Maru and should be discharged from Starfleet.

KIRK: Let it go, Spock!

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TARG (thinking): This is the first gig I've gotten since appearing with the Muppets on SNL in the 70s. I hope they keep me.

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Borg #1: "Drat! Why do we keep getting locked out of every online dating site we find?"
Borg #2: "It's your fault, dude. You've got no personality!"

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Thanks for the win!

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The Borg Queen was distraught when Picard blocked her on Spacebook.

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Krudge: Gunner, target their engine only. I want prisoners.
Other Klingon: Sir, you executed the main gunner, I'm just the janitor. I don't even know what an engine looks like.

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Scotty: No one wants to sit next to the fat man. Evolved humanity without bias me arse!

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Borg Drone: They have installed facial recognition. Resistance in this case is productive.

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Klingon Soldier: You ever wonder what this bridge would look like if a Federation design crew got a hold of it? Probably be less cramped up here, for one thing...

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Spock: Now, if you will all direct your attention to the new, state-of-the-art holoprojectors in the center of the table...

Cartwright: Uh, Captain Spock, the holoprojector, well, it won't be installed until Tuesday.

Spock: In that case, may I direct your attention to the less dramatic, but still functional, Powerpoint I have created.

Chekov: *whispers to Uhura*, Vell, in that case, I hope he has cool transitions betveen the slides. You know, the Russians inwented Poverpoint transitions...

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SEVEN OF ELEVEN: Well, I guess we'll have to go back.

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TORG: He's about to say the "when this baby hits miles per hour you're gonna see some serious shit." line. Laugh like its the first time, if you value your life.

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BORG: Damn, we can't get the nude pictures of Seven regenerating

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SPOCK: Let me tell you a story about a young boy who once drove a car off a ravine in Iowa...

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Kruge: The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of Kahless and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

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Drone 1: "Stupid work filters."

Drone 2: "Great, now our boss is gonna know we spend all of our time on the QuestBBS."

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Kruge: "Power our disruptors up to 1.21 jigowatts!"

Gunner: "...the hell's a jigowatt?"

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The brand-new Alpha-Bits line from IKEA.

Brought to you by the letter "O".

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TFTW LH!!!

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Spock: If that concludes the meeting let the hot tub party commence. Please observe the dynametric limit on Speedo tension force. What is it, Mister Scott?

Scott<grumbles>: Fifty pounds per square inch.

Spock: Thank you, Mister Scott.

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Just once I would like to activate a Locutus algorithm that actually functioned.

Tell me about it. Wishing is futile.


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Thus concludes the day's debate. From now on we will serve both hot and cold snacks at these meetings. Now onto Starfleet business -

Five o'clock!

Dismaying. Very well, meeting is adjourned until next month.


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All I'm saying is that I smelled the targ - and that ain't the smell.

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Kurge: "Keep your backs turn, no one can look while I'm on the potty."


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