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Ln X November 30 2012 10:23 PM

VOY Caption This 92; Mutiny!!!
 
The weekend starts here! And now...

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The Go-EMH! award goes to:


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Mistral wrote: (Post 7311928)
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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7309714)

EMH: "What do you mean she's not real? We had sex last night!"

The violated crewmen award goes to;

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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7300666)
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...and then that's when Janeway - whipped it out.

<Chakotay Spit Take>

The Tuvok's flogging award goes to:

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R. Star wrote: (Post 7303984)

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Tuvok: Shall I flog them as well?
Janeway: You mean you haven't already? Bend over and assume the position Mr Tuvok. I'll flog you myself!


The diverse genitalia award goes to:


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Smellincoffee wrote: (Post 7299967)
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Whispering N.D: Go for the crotch shot, captain. One swift kick between the legs. Mean, but effective.
Janeway: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, lieutenant.


The wake-up-dead-character! award goes to;


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LeadHead wrote: (Post 7325026)
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EMH: Chakotay is dead!

Janeway: But he's still breathing!

EMH: I meant his character development.

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And now the special award:

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Tuvok: Captain, I regret to report that more of this 'fanfiction' has been reported over the communications relays.

Janeway: Are they?

Tuvok: I'm afraid so...

Janeway: *groans* Make sure that Harry never finds out.


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Here are the next bunch of pictures to be captioned, the theme this week is ... mutiny!

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Next caption contest 7th of December. Have fun!

Ln X November 30 2012 10:31 PM

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Chakotay: Coffee dispenser machine be gone!

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Seska: We're going to play a game of Simon says. Simon says to do the Mexican wave... And the cha-cha...

<Kim does the cha-cha>


Seska: Sorry Kim, but you are out! (fires phaser)


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Janeway: Requesting assistance, will accept any help from friend or foe to quash commander Chakotay's mutiny!

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Neelix was the first person to go in the mutiny...


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Chakotay: By betraying your captain Tuvok you have just committed an act of utter barbarity!!! ... Well done!

Nerys Myk November 30 2012 11:27 PM

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The shared dream of 90% of the Voyager crew.

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JANEWAY: Who the hell encrypted the thermostat controls?!!

Deranged Nasat December 1 2012 12:31 AM

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"Science mocked my theories, that various pieces of decomposing human and hedgehog could be treated with essence of leola root and succesfully reanimated. But look here, Igor - it lives!"

Triskelion December 1 2012 05:19 AM

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JANEWAY: Who the hell encrypted the thermostat controls?!!

:rommie: Crap it's already won and done!

Triskelion December 1 2012 05:54 AM

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Bye bye, Ensign Larry. Budget cuts, my ass.


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Seska: Let me show you what we do to last-season shark-jumping new cast cutie-honeys in the Cardassian Union.

B'Elanna: Beta side!



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Come out to the Delta Quadrant, we'll get together, have a few laughs. Last time I RSVP a Borg Christmas party.


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Neelix: She was...five...Ocampan...years!
Universe:
Oh, my bad.


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From now on call me by my casino name: Chako Two-Drinks.

<Tuvok rips IDIC medallion off neck.>

R. Star December 1 2012 06:33 AM

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Thanks for the win!

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Tuvok(off screen): This cannot be Commander Chakotay. This individual has a functioning pair of testicles, it must be a holographic ruse.

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Seska: Remember us? We're the Maquis! We were around for all of three episodes of Voyager.

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Janeway: Who encrypted the coffee replicator sequence file? There shall be blood!

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Janeway: Tell me I can't have any coffee again!

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Chakotay: Seska was working for the Cardassians, you were working for the Federation, was anyone on that ship working for me?
Tuvok: In reality the Maquis was actually a variety of intelligence organizations all spying on each other.

Triskelion December 1 2012 10:28 AM

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Nobody expects the Maquis Insurrection!


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Chako Two-Drinks: Seska was working for the Cardassians, you were working for the Federation, was anyone on that ship working for me?

Tuvok: Wally.

Chako Two-Drinks: Figures. F*cking Wally.

Turd Ferguson December 1 2012 08:02 PM

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Venkman: Sorry.

Spengler: Sorry.

Stantz: I'm sorry.

Venkman: We thought you were someone else. Wait. No. We were right.

Finn December 2 2012 02:47 PM

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Sam Wildman: I'm sorry. I hadn't realize Naomi had transfeered the ogre of fire from the holodecks to the ship's holoemitters.

Triskelion December 3 2012 10:31 AM

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I gotta get rid of these pay toilets.

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Vulcans are stronger than humans.
Undoubtedly.
You live longer, too.
Indubitably.
You have greater tolerance for temperature extremes.
Unquestionably.
How are you at wearing vests?
<Tuvok shuts up.>

jespah December 4 2012 03:20 PM

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Chako Two-Drinks: Seska was working for the Cardassians, you were working for the Federation, was anyone on that ship working for me?

Tuvok: Wally.

Chako Two-Drinks: Figures. F*cking Wally.

Wall-E? A Hello Dolly-loving trash-compacting robot from a semi-dystopic future is working for me???!! Cripes, no wonder we're lost.

Mistral December 4 2012 08:17 PM

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Santa Kang wrote: (Post 7328038)

Janeway: "When they took my uniforms-I was ok with that. When they burned me with radiation-I was ok with that. But now they've stolen the coffee..."

Triskelion December 5 2012 05:29 AM

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What is that?
It's my tattoo.
You should have just done a "Z."
Obviously, Ensign. But I'm committed now.

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Chakotay: The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field -
B'Elanna: Shut up!
Seska:
Never tell me the odds!
Chakotay: Rowwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr!


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Criticize my cooking, will you Chakotay?
Let's see how you like the taste of Night Sweat Souffle.


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Neelix died as he had lived: improving crew morale.


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What do Vulcans take to increase their sex drives?
Seven years.

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Why did the Vulcan cross the road?
To get some poontang.


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How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.

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What do you get when you cross a Vulcan and a Talaxian?
Raging crotch itch.

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How do you piss off a Vulcan?
You stand on his shoulders, pull down your fly and relieve yourself.

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What is the difference between a Vulcan and a Mugato?
A mugato will not drink his own urine.

Nerys Myk December 5 2012 06:01 AM

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CHAKOTAY: So, come here often?


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