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hyzmarca November 26 2012 08:17 PM

Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
I mean, in a straight up fight there's no doubt that the Sando Aqua Jedi would have slaughtered Palpatine, just due to the massive size difference. With Order 66 going on and everything, you'd think that he would get involved.

Avon November 26 2012 08:53 PM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
he was too busy trying to remember all the bingo bongo names everyone seems to have in star wars nowadays and suffered a level 3 Force Seizure. thus he was hospitalized at the time and was smothered to death by elite NurseTroopers.

hyzmarca November 26 2012 11:44 PM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
Quote:

junxon wrote: (Post 7306663)
he was too busy trying to remember all the bingo bongo names everyone seems to have in star wars nowadays and suffered a level 3 Force Seizure. thus he was hospitalized at the time and was smothered to death by elite NurseTroopers.

He seemed to be alive and well at some point in time after the Empire adopted the TIE fighter, which is well after the fall of the Republic.

Link to image

Mike Farley November 26 2012 11:45 PM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
I miss Snaggletooth, Walrus Man, and Hammerhead.

I have no idea what a Sando Aqua is. Sounds like hair spray.

Avon November 27 2012 12:03 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
yeah.... never heard of it either. it seems to be some kind of expanded universe giganto-muppet. i think palpatine would just laughed at it.

Enterprise is Great November 27 2012 12:57 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
So he's a giant dragon Jedi? WTF!?!

hyzmarca November 27 2012 12:57 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
Quote:

junxon wrote: (Post 7307989)
yeah.... never heard of it either. it seems to be some kind of expanded universe giganto-muppet. i think palpatine would just laughed at it.


The Sando Aqua Monster is that giant monster from The Phantom Menace, that eats the giant fish that was trying to eat Qui-Gon's submarine. There's apparently an entire species of them native to the oceans of Naboo.

Avon November 27 2012 01:09 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
oh. does literally everything in star wars have to be named and also be actually be a jedi or something now?

i change my answer to: it cant find a ship big enough to get off naboo and palpatine isnt dumb enough to go there.

Enterprise is Great November 27 2012 01:15 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
Well, any living sentient being can be a Jedi so no big surprise.

Temis the Vorta November 27 2012 01:26 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
Quote:

junxon wrote: (Post 7306663)
he was too busy trying to remember all the bingo bongo names everyone seems to have in star wars nowadays and suffered a level 3 Force Seizure. thus he was hospitalized at the time and was smothered to death by elite NurseTroopers.

:rommie:

My first thought when reading the thread title is, they thought the Aqua Velva Jedi were handling it.

PsychoPere November 27 2012 03:35 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
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junxon wrote: (Post 7308412)
oh. does literally everything in star wars have to be named and also be actually be a jedi or something now?

Pretty much everything gets named, yes, but I don't know where hyzmarca gets this idea that one of these creatures was a Jedi. Wookiepedia lists the animal as non-sentient and doesn't contain any information about any story featuring one as a Jedi.

Set Harth November 27 2012 03:50 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
And the giant lightsaber is really pushing it.

Avon November 27 2012 03:54 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
i think this thread should be changed to 'why didn't the giant sea muppet cut the deathstar in half with his massive lightsaber?'

PsychoPere November 27 2012 03:56 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
It looks like the "Sando Aqua Jedi" artwork came from the Star Wars Artists' Guild, where the caption specifically notes that it was made "in the spirit of good fun and nonsense."

Mike Farley November 27 2012 05:47 AM

Re: Why didn't the Sano Aqua Jedi kill Palpatine?
 
The Sando Aqua Jedi was stopped by the Space Slug Sith.


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