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Skywalker November 26 2012 01:15 PM

ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
Happy Monday everyone! Apologies for not getting the next contest up sooner, I decided to extend the last one through the holiday weekend. Unfortunately, that means a certain someone's gotten rather impatient. You see, he doesn't much like waiting, and--

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*sigh* See what I mean?

First up, we have the "In a Mirror, Subtly" award, going to:
Quote:

R. Star wrote: (Post 7208845)
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Hoshi: Why is it when I look into the mirror, I see an evil dominatrix Empress?

Next we have the "Putting That Education to Good Use" award, going to:
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Triskelion wrote: (Post 7219732)
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Trip: Little help?
Hoshi: Poco de ayuda?
Trip: I'm stuck.
Hoshi: Mimi kukwama.
Trip: Seriously, I think my spine is wrenched. Help me!
Hoshi: على محمل الجد، وأعتقد أن اللي عمودي الفقري. مساعدتي!
Trip: Stop translating!
Hoshi: Ĉesu tradukante!

We then proceed to the "Brutally Honest" award, going to:
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R. Star wrote: (Post 7208845)
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Archer: We'll just ignore her even though she's right here.
T'Pol: This is most illogical.
Archer: This show is about three things. Me and your boobs!

Next up is the "Now 20% More Terrifying" award, going to:
Quote:

Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 7223122)
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Bob the Alien: I've hacked into their computer system and found something called TrekBBS. Let's go see.

Larry the Alien: I've found it too. But what exactly are 'Ponies'?

We also have the "Captain Jonathan Awkward" award, going to:
Quote:

Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 7213018)
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Archer: "You know, I actually visited China once."
Hoshi: "I'm Japanese."

Our Photoshop Award goes to:
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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 7224505)
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LINDA: What the...? How can a mirror get it wrong?

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Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 7270522)
With a tip of the hat to Triskelion

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LEONARD: I don't know if I should be freaked out or turned on right now.

Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners!

Now it's time to move on to one of the series' truly great episodes, featuring a bravura performance from Padma Lakshmi. I don't know about you guys, but I've been looking forward to this one for weeks!

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Have fun!

lurok November 26 2012 01:56 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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Padma Lakshmi, for crimes against acting you will be sentenced to cryogenic suspension for an indefinite period of time.

T'Girl November 26 2012 05:06 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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THERE'S SOMETHING OUT ON THE WING ...
AND IT'S TEARING APART THE ENGINE !!!

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Archer: "When you said Hoshi was growing weed in the cargo bay,
I thought you meant, you know, weed.

T'Pol: "These are weeds Captain."

:)

Ln X November 26 2012 05:32 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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Trip: I like my girls all wet and soaking!

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Trip: This hypospanner, it's old but it still screws... You know what I'm saying girl?

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Trip: Oh God! The husband!

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Malcolm: Look at Trip go!

Miss Lemon November 26 2012 07:38 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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lurok wrote: (Post 7304941)
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Padma Lakshmi, for crimes against acting you will be sentenced to cryogenic suspension for an indefinite period of time.

If only! :rommie:

R. Star November 26 2012 08:34 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
Thanks for the wins!

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Padma: I have to be on an episode of.... Enterprise?!

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Trip(to Padma's last caption): Get over it lady, I have to be here every day!

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Trip: Hooking up with an alien princess is more trouble than it's worth.
Kaitaama: Hey!

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T'Pol: That hoe done stole my man!

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T'Pol: As I said Captain, Trip and the alien princess are fornicating here in the grass.
Malcolm: Way to go Trip!
T'Pol: Are you not going to arrest them? This is a clear violation of Starfleet regulations.
Archer: We should stay here and observe them so we can make a complete and detailed report.

jespah November 27 2012 01:03 AM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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Put your clothes back on, Commander!

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Trip - Your Highness, I could swear I heard y'all break wind.
Kaitaama (offscreen) - Princesses don't fart, Commoner!
Trip - Dammit, I heard ya. Just admit it, Lady, ya fart like a Clydesdale!


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Kaitaama - This is so awesome. Camelot!
Trip - It's only a model.


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They forgot to give me a torch for my Statue of Liberty impression.

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Jon - I think she might be naked.
T'Pol - I do not see anything.
Malcolm - Oh yeah, she's naked.

Jonas Grumby November 27 2012 02:33 AM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
Thanks for the win, Skywalker!

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Kaitaama: "But...this place is renowned throughout the galaxy as a tropical vacation paradise!"
Trip: "Hey, you're the one who wanted to save some dough by booking during the off season!"


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Hoshi (OS): "I thought you said you were going to 'boink him cross-eyed.'"
Kaitaama: "Almost!"

LeadHead November 27 2012 05:17 AM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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Padma: You mean, I have to ACT?!


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Trip: This escape pod is more temperamental than you!

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T'Pol: All Rise.

...

T'Pol: I meant 'stand up' you pervs.

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Archer: That's just so...

Reed: Stunning?

Archer: Good idea, Malcolm.

Archer fires Phase Pistol at Trip and Kaitaama.


Triskelion November 27 2012 11:44 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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Trip: According to the computer, everything was perfectly preserved against the ravages of time. Except - your pelvic area.

Kaitaama:
No, that was preserved too.


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Phlox: What's the last thing you remember, Trip?
Trip: Putting tequila on my cornflakes.
Phlox: Well that explains the tramp stamp.


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Is that a spanner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Spanner.


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Watch out for Bigfoot.

Skywalker November 28 2012 01:11 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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Connor Trinneer: "You call that a script?! Come on, guys! If you keep writing junk like this, the show's gonna get canceled, and I'll probably end up doing guest spots on some crappy Stargate spinoff!"

ncc71877 November 28 2012 08:38 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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Padma: "Please pack your knifes and go."
Trip: "And, stop putting that goddamn foam on everything!"

LeadHead November 30 2012 09:18 AM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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"Judge T'Pol" became a favorite show on Earth in the mid-22nd Century.

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Archer:I will never un-see that.

jespah November 30 2012 01:53 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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LeadHead wrote: (Post 7325038)

Reed - Are you joking, sir? I've filmed it and am planning to show it on Movie Night, with some, I am led to believe it's referred to as 'wacka chewacka' music.

Triskelion November 30 2012 07:04 PM

Re: ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 
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Ok, that's good, T'Pol. Now put on the headdress and hold the torch so painting class can get started.


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