ENT Caption Contest #85: We Hates the Precious!
 

Happy Monday everyone! Apologies for not getting the next contest up sooner, I decided to extend the last one through the holiday weekend. Unfortunately, that means a certain someone's gotten rather impatient. You see, he doesn't much like waiting, and--

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*sigh* See what I mean?

First up, we have the "In a Mirror, Subtly" award, going to:Next we have the "Putting That Education to Good Use" award, going to:We then proceed to the "Brutally Honest" award, going to:Next up is the "Now 20% More Terrifying" award, going to:We also have the "Captain Jonathan Awkward" award, going to:Our Photoshop Award goes to:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ConAwesome.jpgThanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners!

Now it's time to move on to one of the series' truly great episodes, featuring a bravura performance from Padma Lakshmi. I don't know about you guys, but I've been looking forward to this one for weeks!

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Have fun!

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Padma Lakshmi, for crimes against acting you will be sentenced to cryogenic suspension for an indefinite period of time.

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THERE'S SOMETHING OUT ON THE WING ...
AND IT'S TEARING APART THE ENGINE !!!

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Archer: "When you said Hoshi was growing weed in the cargo bay,
I thought you meant, you know, weed.

T'Pol: "These are weeds Captain."

:)

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Trip: I like my girls all wet and soaking!

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Trip: This hypospanner, it's old but it still screws... You know what I'm saying girl?

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Trip: Oh God! The husband!

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Malcolm: Look at Trip go!

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If only! :rommie:

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Thanks for the wins!

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Padma: I have to be on an episode of.... Enterprise?!

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Trip(to Padma's last caption): Get over it lady, I have to be here every day!

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Trip: Hooking up with an alien princess is more trouble than it's worth.
Kaitaama: Hey!

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T'Pol: That hoe done stole my man!

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T'Pol: As I said Captain, Trip and the alien princess are fornicating here in the grass.
Malcolm: Way to go Trip!
T'Pol: Are you not going to arrest them? This is a clear violation of Starfleet regulations.
Archer: We should stay here and observe them so we can make a complete and detailed report.

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Put your clothes back on, Commander!

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Trip - Your Highness, I could swear I heard y'all break wind.
Kaitaama (offscreen) - Princesses don't fart, Commoner!
Trip - Dammit, I heard ya. Just admit it, Lady, ya fart like a Clydesdale!

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Kaitaama - This is so awesome. Camelot!
Trip - It's only a model.

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They forgot to give me a torch for my Statue of Liberty impression.

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Jon - I think she might be naked.
T'Pol - I do not see anything.
Malcolm - Oh yeah, she's naked.

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Thanks for the win, Skywalker!

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Kaitaama: "But...this place is renowned throughout the galaxy as a tropical vacation paradise!"
Trip: "Hey, you're the one who wanted to save some dough by booking during the off season!"


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Hoshi (OS): "I thought you said you were going to 'boink him cross-eyed.'"
Kaitaama: "Almost!"

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Padma: You mean, I have to ACT?!


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Trip: This escape pod is more temperamental than you!

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T'Pol: All Rise.

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T'Pol: I meant 'stand up' you pervs.

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Archer: That's just so...

Reed: Stunning?

Archer: Good idea, Malcolm.

Archer fires Phase Pistol at Trip and Kaitaama.

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Trip: According to the computer, everything was perfectly preserved against the ravages of time. Except - your pelvic area.

Kaitaama: No, that was preserved too.


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Phlox: What's the last thing you remember, Trip?
Trip: Putting tequila on my cornflakes.
Phlox: Well that explains the tramp stamp.


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Is that a spanner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Spanner.


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Watch out for Bigfoot.

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Connor Trinneer: "You call that a script?! Come on, guys! If you keep writing junk like this, the show's gonna get canceled, and I'll probably end up doing guest spots on some crappy Stargate spinoff!"

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Padma: "Please pack your knifes and go."
Trip: "And, stop putting that goddamn foam on everything!"

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"Judge T'Pol" became a favorite show on Earth in the mid-22nd Century.

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Archer:I will never un-see that.

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Reed - Are you joking, sir? I've filmed it and am planning to show it on Movie Night, with some, I am led to believe it's referred to as 'wacka chewacka' music.

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Ok, that's good, T'Pol. Now put on the headdress and hold the torch so painting class can get started.