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Guy Gardener November 23 2012 06:34 AM

Did Data watch porno?
 
Listening to his antiseptic explanation about how he xeroxes the musical skills of others whenever some one says after a concert "you're awesome, how did you do that!?" you have to wonder if every motion in repertoire is just a hodgepodge of impersonations?

Then there's sex.

Surely he'd want to observe the masters?

Surely he'd want to know how to have sex in different historical climates for when he's lost in time?

And of course, he would ask his friends if he could watch.

Possibly put up an advert of the ships message board?

I doubt he would "enjoy" porn, but I believe that he would have to watch almost all of it before he believed that he had mastered the subject.

R. Star November 23 2012 06:36 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
There was one episode, I don't recall if it was Birthright or Descent but he stated he exposed himself to erotic stimuli to elicit an emotional response. Sounded an awful lot like porn to me.

Oso Blanco November 23 2012 06:48 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
Hmmm ... holodeck porn ... :drool:

Scotty November 23 2012 06:57 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
Quote:

R. Star wrote: (Post 7292782)
There was one episode, I don't recall if it was Birthright or Descent but he stated he exposed himself to erotic stimuli to elicit an emotional response. Sounded an awful lot like porn to me.


Yep, he watched porn alright. I do wonder what 24th century porn would look like. Gives a whole new meaning to interracial... ;)

teacake November 23 2012 07:01 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
But porn isn't "the masters".

Guy Gardener November 23 2012 07:59 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
And Joe Piscopo isn't a comedian.

throwback November 23 2012 08:25 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
In "Descent", Data said that he "...made four attempts to induce sexual desire by subjecting [himself] to erotic imagery."

I am not sure what the distinction is between erotic imagery and porn imagery.

teacake November 23 2012 08:37 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
The classification for TNG.

Guy Gardener November 23 2012 08:45 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
Quote:

throwback wrote: (Post 7293049)
In "Descent", Data said that he "...made four attempts to induce sexual desire by subjecting [himself] to erotic imagery."

I am not sure what the distinction is between erotic imagery and porn imagery.

Porn is when it works.

sonak November 23 2012 05:01 PM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
did he watch "porno?"


This is like that "Family Guy" episode.


Either you say "Data watched a porno" or "Did Data watch porn?" but saying "did Data watch porno?" just sounds weird.

Ho Ho Homeier November 23 2012 06:16 PM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
Maybe he went to the holodeck and ran the Vulcan Love Slave program.

T J November 23 2012 06:16 PM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
*fake euro accent* Data totally watched that guy have sex on that woman! *fake euro accent*

Merry Christmas November 23 2012 08:37 PM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
More important, does Data appear in any porn?

Perhaps one of Tasha Yars's disgruntled underlings surreptitiously place a multispectrum image scan in her quarters.

Ho Ho Homeier November 23 2012 08:45 PM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
Not exactly, but buried in the Starfleet Medical Library exists a video research study he appears in called "Making Yourself Fully Functional".

Guy Gardener November 24 2012 12:48 AM

Re: Did Data watch porno?
 
I could see Lore doing porn just to piss Data off.

Meanwhile since Tasha was head of security, it would be she who has the ultimate say so on whose bedrooms are kept constantly recorded and who is not a threat.


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