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TNG Caption This! 292: Unexpected Situations
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Picard: So THAT's what the ship looks like. http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116b.jpg Deanna: (off-screen) But, what about us? http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116c.jpg Picard: Ensign, beam Guinan's hat into space! It's attracting the anomaly! http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116d.jpg Data: It seems your X-Box 30,000 controller was slammed against the wall. La Forge: Worf beat my high score again... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116e.jpg Riker: If you need me, I'll be transporting far, far away from here! |
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PICARD: What I wouldn't give for a "You are here" sign. http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116d.jpg GEORDI: They specifically said, "No flash photography." |
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Picard: So this display is great for displaying any information I want to know about the Enterprise... as long as it's on the right hand side of the ship? http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116b.jpg Dorn: So a massive pay rise and all the hookers I'll ever need? OK, I'll do DS9! http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116c.jpg Picard: We've become trapped in a mid-'90's nightclub! http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116d.jpg Data: But Geordi, what purpose does a machine that lets you see through female clothing serve? http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116e.jpg Riker: My chances of making Captain before I'm 50? They went thataway! |
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Picard: *to himself* Huh, according to this, if a photon torpedo were to hit this small thermal exhaust port, it would trigger a chain reaction destroying the Enterprise. Seems like a major design flaw... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116b.jpg Worf: I can't believe Geordi fell for it! It was obvious you were just leading him on. Poor guy, though, being that unsuccessful with women, is not honorable... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116c.jpg Ro: Oh man, I am seriously tripping here... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116d.jpg Geordi: Let me guess, Starfleet contracted Microsoft to redesign the tricorder... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116e.jpg Riker: Hey, Wesley, dumbass, that's the restroom. This is the transporter room. Now, get a mop! |
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Picard: "In addition to classical music, I occasional enjoy some laser-Floyd." |
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RO: So, should I place that call to Ghostbusters, now? |
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The crew realised what a mistake it was to buy Picard the latest Sims game after he became obssessed with building the perfect ship for him sim crew to live in. PICARD: Now where shall i put the swimming pool hmm? http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116b.jpg The ensign discovered just how easily provoked a Klingons belly laugh could be when she tickle attacked Worf. http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116c.jpg GUINAN: I really dont see why we bothered coming to a club if we're just gonna sit here all night and not dance we could have just done the exact same thing at 10 forward. PICARD: We're not dancing til there are more people on the dancefloor otherwise we'll look like idiots. KEIKO: But we're the only ones in here... http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116d.jpg DATA: I understand you may be nervous about my standing in for Dr Crusher whilst she is away on Risa so before i administer your prostrate exam i will demonstrate it upon this random object. GEORDIE:....I'm no medical expert but that does not look like a prostrate exam...why are we in a cave? http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116e.jpg RIKER: Dont worry velociraptors may be intelligent enough to have figured out how to work door handles but our doors dont have any. PICARD: ...Counsellor Troi i believe its your job to state the obvious i'll leave it to you to explain to Commander Riker why the lack of door handles does not improve our situation. |
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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!
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Picard: "Why the hell do we need three different Mrs. Fields stores?" |
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PICARD: So, this was right before you snapped her spine? WORF: I said I was sorry. |
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Picard: I said star board you piece of crap, not starboard http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116b.jpg Yeah.... Deanna misunderstood what "Threesome" meant once she remembered that Worf had two of every major organ http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116c.jpg Picard: & now for the music. Bow chicka bow bow chicka http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116d.jpg Geordi: Chocolate & vanilla swirl, with sprinkles http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116e.jpg I think Ensign Ro is partially phased & was spying on me in the shower |
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Picard, thinking: But where's the bathroom? |
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(Thanks) Leadhead FTW!
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116a.jpg Computer locate the ice cream man. http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116b.jpg Data would come to regret showing up to the double date with a Hoover. http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116c.jpg Picard: A little more to the left, Guinan! Paul Lynde's face looks like a Salvador Dali clock. http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116d.jpg Data: Geordi, do you realize the significance of this artifact? It proves the Vulcans were still manufacturing marital aids well past the age of Surak. http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...aption116e.jpg Riker: New holoprogram is ready, Captain. Picard: Laser sharks or super-intelligent sharks? Riker: Zombie sharks. Picard: Life is good. |
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