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Ln X November 16 2012 12:15 AM

VOY Caption This 90; Anomaly...
 
Thanks a lot to Akiraprise for taking over these contests for the time being, the last three months were hectic with examinations and lots of revision. But now my schedule has eased up, I have quite a few themes for more caption contests plus a whole pile of pictures I'm stockpiling up.

Akiraprise has handed these contests back to me, so again thanks a lot!

And now; the winners...

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The rock, paper, scissors... nanoprobes? award goes to;

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Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 7217548)
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Icheb: Paper beats nanoprobes. I win.

Seven: No, nanoprobes assimilate paper. I win.

Icheb: Paper wraps nanoprobes!

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And now the special award:

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Quote:

Timewalker wrote: (Post 7175437)
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Icheb: How did I offend you so much that you would make me wear Wesley Crusher's hand-me-down sweaters?

Here are the next bunch of pictures to be captioned, the theme this week is anomalies.

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Next caption contest 23rd of November. Until then enjoy!

Ln X November 16 2012 12:37 AM

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Doctor: The prognosis is not good Mr Paris, your incessant watching of that 'TV' has severely radiated your cells.

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Janeway: Keep this secret Seven, no one needs to know about how I contracted two aliens to covertly perform a facelift on me...

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Species 8472: Feeding time!

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Neelix: Are you sure this is safe commander Chakotay? I don't why but I swear this will not end well.

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Chakotay: The worst part is I have to keep drinking water to stop my throat turning to dust!
Neelix: That's bad? My expanded spots are emitting so many pheromones there is a whole horde of female crewmen beyond those sickbay doors trying to get inside.
Chakotay: That is bad...

LeadHead November 16 2012 04:55 PM

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Doctor: You thought mating with a Klingon would be fun, eh?


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Species 8472: I'm lost.

USS Voyager: I know the feeling.

Nerys Myk November 16 2012 05:14 PM

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SPECIES 8472: Voyager??? I was hoping for the Enterprise. I gotta get a new agent.

DeepSpaceWine November 16 2012 05:37 PM

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Doctor: "Mr. Paris! I know you like to explore 20th century history, but 300 year old recreational drugs should not be among your research subjects!"

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Janeway turns to commercials to procure provisions for her starship.
Janeway: "For headaches thiiiis big, I turn to Tylenol". (or that race's equivalent)

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Alien: "V-(Y)-G-E-R... This means something!"

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(cue up the Gilligan's Island theme song)
... the weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed...


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Chakotay: "I don't know what's in it, but I just can't stop drinking it".

R. Star November 16 2012 06:02 PM

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Welcome back!

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EMH:
Mutating into a circus freak due to a random acceleration? I always figured Ensign Kim would be in here for that.

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Janeway:
Now they can inject the coffee directly into my brain!

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8472:
Awfully nice of them to put a door here. Nice to see Voyager is HAA(Hostile Alien Act) compliant.

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Paris:
It's a tornado in space!
Kim: Does that mean Nero's giant fang ship is about to fly in?

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Chakotay:
Spot is a nice nickname.
Neelix: Spot?! Baldy!
Chakotay: Captain Picard is a hero of mine.

Nerys Myk November 16 2012 06:11 PM

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JANEWAY: There's got to be a better way to watch 3-D movies.

Triskelion November 17 2012 08:47 AM

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We'll start the transplant as soon as Nick Locarno gets here.


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Janeway: At least I'm not a coat rack like Chakotay.
Alien 1: We have not compromised Commander Chakotay.
Alien 2: She is not aware of us yet.


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If I play this right I can corner the Federation market on Girl 8472 Cookies.


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What is it, Tuvok?
- A full rectal eclipse, Captain.
Watch out for asteroids.

- Makes me homesick for the rings of Uranus.

Shut up, Harry.


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I guess now we know Ocampans transmit STD's at an accelerated rate.

Yes, Commander.

Nerys Myk November 17 2012 05:30 PM

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HARRY: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Triskelion November 17 2012 11:22 PM

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^:guffaw:

Mr. Laser Beam November 17 2012 11:34 PM

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Crewman (o.s.): I have the strangest feeling Voyager's being bugged.

Deranged Nasat November 18 2012 01:08 AM

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Doctor: "Shoot any more spitwads at my ceiling, Mr. Paris, and I'll place your biobed out in the corridor".

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"According to these readings, this human's mind is comprised of 40% determination, 20% curiosity, 20% mothering instinct, 19% desire for caffeine, and 1% attraction to Commander Chakotay. I calculate a 62% possibility that she'll snap within the next four years".

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Species 8472 (over communicator): "Yeah, yeah, I found it. I'm on the Voyagger. Voyagger. It's pronounced Voya-Jer? Well I did not know that. Anyway, can you come pick me up or not? How much? Forget it, I'll go with someone else. .... Hello. Hello is this DeltaCabs Slipstream? Yeah, I need a ride back to Fluidic Space. I'm on a ship called the Voyager..."

Nerys Myk November 18 2012 03:14 AM

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PARIS: So, the moral of the story is, don't let a Reman bite you, even when having sex.

Triskelion November 18 2012 09:48 AM

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While I've got you here...want a Chakotay tattoo?

Doc, that tattoo is a symbol of his cultural heritage. Appropriating it as a fashion statement demeans not only the proud tradition of an entire race of people; but diminishes my own individuality, and by extension, demonstrates the glorified mediocrity of my own banal socioculture. So - yeah.

Mistral November 19 2012 08:19 PM

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Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 7271587)

"I don't know what's in this but its even making YOU interesting, Mr. Neelix."


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