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LeadHead November 5 2012 01:01 AM

TNG Caption This! 290: Security Concerns...
 
Happy Sunday everyone! Another crazy weekend for LeadHead, sorry for the late start.


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First up to the plate, we have the "Personal Calls" Award, going to:

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Holdfast wrote: (Post 7168519)
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PICARD: I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been… ah, wait a moment Number One, I'm getting a call on my bluetooth...

PICARD (distractedly): Hi... Yes, I'm telling him right now... OK, talk later... No, I can't say that here... he'll hear me, that's why!... Fine, fine... Locutie loves his Queenie-Weenie...

PICARD (back to Riker): Uh, right, where was I, again?

Next, we have the "Useful Technology" Award, going to:

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Zombie Redshirt wrote: (Post 7164808)
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Troi: (moans)
O'Brien: Ooooh! This new orgasmo beam works GREAT!


Next, we have the "Happy Halloween!" Award, going to:

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Ann Dorian wrote: (Post 7166209)
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Data: "What is trick or treating?"

Geordi: "Why do you want to know?"

Data: "I'd like to know what the middle-aged female in the house back there meant when she said, 'Hey you, you're too old to be trick or treating."


Next up, we have the "THAT'S gonna be a big ticket!" award, going to:

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Herkimer Jitty wrote: (Post 7170613)
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Data: "Are you aware you were doing Warp 6 in a 25 mile an hour zone? License and registration."

Next, we have the "So that's why that happened" Award, going to:

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inflatabledalek wrote: (Post 7164838)
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Picard: This new lighting is stupid, the day I approve it is the day I make you all dress as sailors.

Next, we have the "Technicalities" Award, going to:

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Mr. Laser Beam wrote: (Post 7168213)
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Deanna was, technically, correct when she said she'd never kissed Riker with a beard before...

Next, I very rarely will let my own politics get into the Caption Contests I run, but this one had my LOLing! So I hope those of different political beliefs than mine will forgive me...

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shivkala wrote: (Post 7165567)

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Locutus: Hello, do you have a few minutes to talk about the Church of Latter Day Saints?
Riker: Mr. Data, please note in the ship's logs that the Borg are now an even bigger threat than we imagined, they've assimilated Mitt Romney.

Our photoshop award goes to:

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The thing from the Bayou wrote: (Post 7185769)
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Riker: I don't remember leaving Miles O'Brien's bachelor's party last night
Geordi: Why is Data's head bolted to the ceiling?


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SHELBY: My god, its Captain Picard.

RIKER: I'm not worried.

LOCUTUS: We are the Borg. We surrender.

RIKER: See.


Congratulations to all of our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Lets go again!

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Enjoy!

LeadHead November 5 2012 01:04 AM

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Picard: Report, Mister La Forge.

La Forge: Not good, Sir. The Raiders are down by 11 with less than 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter.

Picard: Red Alert!

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Data didn't blend in well at the Borg Rave.

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O'Brien: We'll ship these to Voyager. I have a feeling they'll need the extra shuttle parts.

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Picard: So, Number One, what did Admiral Nechayev say when she called?

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Worf: Worf to Picard. They made off with the Rum.

Jonas Grumby November 5 2012 01:19 AM

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Borg: "Relax! We're not going to hurt you! We just want your credit cards so we can buy more rubber tubing!"

Holdfast November 5 2012 01:50 AM

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TFTW! :)



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PICARD: Put it away Mr La Forge. Just because you can't see us doesn't mean we can't see you. And what you're doing.



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DATA: What do you mean, "There's a dress code to get in"?



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O'BRIEN: Let's just file this one under "Things the Captain doesn't need to know about".



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PICARD: I'm concerned that the crew think I'm too condescending...
PICARD: ...that means talking down to them, by the way.
RIKER: Oh, you!



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WORF: Oh say can you seeeee...
PHASER-WIELDING CREWMAN: Stop or I shoot.

R. Star November 5 2012 01:59 AM

Re: TNG Caption This! 290: Security Concerns...
 
Thanks for the win!

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Picard: Do we know who won yet?
LaForge: The vote in Ohio's still too close to call.
Picard: We must know at soon as we can. If Obama wins Mr Worf agreed to shave his beard.
LaForge: What is Romney wins?
Worf: I get command of the Enterprise. I am most decorated after all.


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Data: Query... did the Borg assimilate the Kama Sutra or are you just happy to see me?

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O'brien: (whistling) Another one bites the dust!

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Picard: Report
Riker: Deana's going through a dominatrix phase.... I'm not sure how to cope.

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Worf: Who has stolen my cases of bloodwine? Only a Ferengi would do something so dishonorable!

Jonas Grumby November 5 2012 02:10 AM

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Worf: "Dammit! I left my communicator somewhere!"
Crewman: "Is that a problem, sir?"
Worf: "Not if I left it somewhere I was supposed to be!"

Herkimer Jitty November 5 2012 02:17 AM

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Thanks for the win!

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MacDuff: "Wait, don't use the computer! I haven't tampered - ahh, I mean, I haven't cleared it for use yet."

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Borg: "No. You will flood the whole compartment."

Data: "He will die."

Borg: "He is dead already."

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O'Brien: "Blown up runabout, huh? Glad I don't have to put these things back together."

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Picard:
"Number One, what on Earth would possess you to die your hair green?"

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Worf: "I think I just found a lump."

Nerys Myk November 5 2012 02:28 AM

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WORF: Worf to Picard, the container from the Nostromo marked "Xenomorph" appears to be empty.

T'Girl November 5 2012 02:42 AM

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Geordi: "Mom, you wouldn't believe the people I work with."
Mother: "Honey you ..."

Geordi: "Picard is a giant pussy, Riker is a egotistical moron, Ro is a professional victim like all Bajorians, Worf just want to shoot people, and there's this new red shirt who's name I can't remember ...
Mother: "Honey they ..."

Geordi: "They're all right behind me, aren't they?"

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Data found that get through 24th century TSA security was intrusive.

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Picard (os): "So Chief, you took the Captain's Yacht for it annual check. How is it?

O'Brien: "Just fine Sir, ah could you not come down to the flight deck for a few weeks?

:)

Armored Saint November 5 2012 04:20 AM

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Data: According to my database, this Borg couple is examining my body to see if I may be a good husband for their daughter.

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Worf: Worf to bridge!
Picard: Go ahead, Lieutenant Worf.
Worf: Captain, these boxes are full of phasers.
Picard: What is written on these boxes, mister Worf?
Worf: It’s written “PHASERS”, sir!
Picard: So, the phasers’ boxes are in the weaponry hangar and contain phasers?

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Picard: What do you see Mr La Forge?
La Forge: A pieace of paper scotched on the wall...I read...“Not avalaible until Tuesday”

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Picard: I swear it, Number One! I never wrote fart jokes on any caption contest!

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Riker (os): What the hell did happen with this goddamn shuttle?
O’Brien: Do you know that story about an Emergency Landing Plan B on the Enterprise-A?
Riker (os): Yes....
O’Brien: It seems your Imzadi is not Hikaru Sulu.

shivkala November 5 2012 04:24 AM

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TFTW, Leadhead.

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Worf: You know we have this big viewscreen thing over here. I'm just saying, group of people, small viewscreen, big honkin' viewscreen behind me not being used...

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Despite assimilating Clive Anderson, the Borg still could not quite get the hang of the Whose Line is it Anyway game, "Helping Hands."

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O'Brien: Okay, so you all get what we're doing. Wesley is dead and the Captain wants it to look like an accident...

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Riker: Sir, you can drop the act, everyone knows "Science II" is your code word for "porn."

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Security Guard: Sir, I realize it is important to be vigilant, but could you please perform your breast cancer self-exam somewhere else...

Jonas Grumby November 5 2012 04:42 AM

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O'Brien: "Jeez, look at these edges! You really think this even remotely qualifies as 'precision fabrication work'?"
Crewman: "Well...they were the low bidders--"
O'Brien: "They're Pakleds!!!

Bry_Sinclair November 5 2012 08:06 AM

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La Forge: Captain, our computer records show that as soon as this many redshirts are in the same location, one of them's sure to be killed!

MacDuff: [thinking] Aww crap!


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O'Brien: [thinking] Honestly, I've been on this ship for years, an experienced Chief Petty Officer with decades of combat and technical experience, and they have me picking up rubbish! There has to be a better assignment, somewhere darker and grittier where I can be truely appreciated.


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Even on duty Worf couldn't resist a bit of Klingon nipple play.

inflatabledalek November 5 2012 08:41 AM

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TFTW!

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Picard: The captions this "Dead Head" character is picking are terrible, I miss Leadhead.

Geordi: They're the same guy.

Picard: They can't be, they have different names!


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Data: I'm sorry I ruined the end of Skyfall...


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O'Brien: Wait, that panel with the roundels... that's from the Tardis isn't it?


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Riker: No, I have no idea what half these stations are for either.


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Worf: Worf to Lister, we found the Curry supplies. Try to make them last this time.

Triskelion November 5 2012 10:44 AM

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Picard: Straighten up people, here comes the bowling ball.


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Borg: You will adapt to service our UHF reception. Resistance is futile.
Data: Are you referring to my direct or alternating current?
Borg: You have already surpassed our annoyance threshold. Please leave.


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Crewman: Couldn't we just transport this shit where it's supposed to go?
O'Brien: Not if you want to sue for disability at some point.


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Picard: Now tell me, Number One. Was your password "Password?"
Riker: I don't know. Maybe?


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Worf: Worf to Riker. Nothing down here but some crates of Cheateau Picard.

Riker: Ugh. Party over.

Worf: Wait - here's a bucket of Klingon bathtub hooch left over from my visit to the Monastery of Boreth.

Riker: Woo hoo!


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