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Arpy November 4 2012 11:07 AM

Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
It's a game: fans read into Garak and Bashir being lovers off-screen. I can see Troi and Data being friends-with-benefits. She enjoys his telepathic unreadability and sexual capabilities, and he finds her oh-so-foreign emotionalism and sensuality fascinating. It's not cheating on Riker for her because they weren't official during most of the series, and he's an android (doesn't count), and for Data she's a reminder of Tasha and the closest he ever been to love.

What else is going on just off-screen? Love-related or otherwise

Frontier November 4 2012 11:19 AM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
Previously on Sex Trek: The Next Masturbation...


:lol:

teacock November 4 2012 11:33 AM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
Data is just a big dildo with excellent programmable options and he was available for all the Senior staff to make use of. For his education.

I've been saying this about Data ever since his Tasha usage.

Don't forget this is Roddenberry's future, everyone is enlightened. The big yellow dildo was the least of what was going on.

F. King Daniel November 4 2012 12:17 PM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
Quote:

Arpy wrote: (Post 7200277)
What else is going on just off-screen? Love-related or otherwise


teacock November 4 2012 12:45 PM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
I'll admit I teared up.

Bry_Sinclair November 4 2012 09:15 PM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
Janeway and Kes were having a lesbian affair until Janeway saved Seven and dumped Kes for the former drone. The real reason why Kes left the ship :lol:

teacock November 4 2012 10:54 PM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
Is that why Kes exploded in Fury? It was a SPURNED explosion!

Arpy November 5 2012 02:38 AM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
The Q are sleeper agents of the Devil. The Continuum itself doesn't know what it is beyond being a "force of nature". It thinks it's part of the overall plan...just another Universal force or constant playing their role in the make-up of the Universe...but, no, they're dicks. Dicks of the Devil. Causing mayhem on levels beyond all human comprehension. And in the End, the Truth will come out. Repent! Repent ye mortal sinners!

teacock November 5 2012 02:48 AM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
So Vash was a Mistress of Satan?

Arpy November 5 2012 10:25 AM

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The devil took her in ways unfathomable by men.

Actually no, like I said, they're sleeper agents of evil. They themselves don't know they're actually working against the forces of goodness and light. And Vash didn't seem like she was molested by a celestial being, so...

teacock November 5 2012 10:26 AM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
No no go back to the "took her" and "better than ways of men" part.

Captain Rob November 5 2012 10:44 AM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
Quote:

KingDaniel wrote: (Post 7200376)
Quote:

Arpy wrote: (Post 7200277)
What else is going on just off-screen? Love-related or otherwise


I can see it all now.
Zachary Quinto runs into JJ's office with his iPad: "I found this video on the Internet. Our opening is still 6 months away. Can we add this please?? Pretty please??"

Arpy November 5 2012 10:49 AM

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^ your humor is so advanced that it has flown way above my head

teacock November 5 2012 10:50 AM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
This is a gorgeous one that uses TOS and NuTrek very effectively.. perhaps someone should get this to Mr. Quinto stat!


lurok November 5 2012 07:20 PM

Re: Troi & Data Were Sleeping Together, and Other Stories
 
Isn't trek shipping just IDIC? Personally I always had a soft spot for O'Brien-Kira :)


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