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MANT! September 22 2012 01:32 AM

TOS caption Contest #267 Reactions..
Firstly the ..


Jonas Grumby wrote: (Post 6931333)

Rand: "Tech Sgt. Chen?"
Sulu: "Oh! That's not right!"


Bob Karo wrote: (Post 6936022)

Scotty always seemed to have more "extra parts" left over during the weekend shifts.


grabthars hammer wrote: (Post 6956587)
Bones: Captain, I must do a complete body scan on her! Should take about six hours.
Sulu: I really don't see what the point is, can't we go back to that civilization based on the Greeks again?
Kirk: You two beam back up, I'll take care of things down here.


Isis wrote: (Post 6965761)

Vulcan boy: "Enough of your 'child beauty pageants are illogical, especially for males.' Now that we know there's a decent cash prize, can't you be like Spork here and get with the program?"

Chopshop Winnah!


Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 6937876)

MCCOY: According to sensor readings, Captain, they are us!

Ok Kids...

Maurice September 22 2012 03:43 AM

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BONES: No. You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out.

MOLL: He keeps yapping "no beach to walk on." Shoot 'im!

KIRK: Is it the xenopolycythemia?
BONES: No, it's sight of men dressed in tablecloths.
SPOCK: ONE little blue pill, not the whole bottle!

Nerys Myk September 22 2012 04:27 AM

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KIRK: A six foot rabbit, Bones? Did it leave any signs we can track?

BONES: Yeah, you're stepping in it.

MOLL: Dat's the joik who accosted me, Bruno!

BONES: Just pretend we don't know him, Spock.

KIRK: Dammit, Spock. You knew McCoy is plaidophobic!

MCCOY (os): Man Jim, when you get blue balls, you don't fool around.

SPOCK: There in lies the problem, Doctor. ( arches eye brow)

NTRPRZ September 22 2012 04:32 AM

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McCoy: Yuck. Rabbit poo.

The Squire of Gothos September 22 2012 01:53 PM

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McCoy: Yeah you've got, I dunno, athlete's foot or something Jim. Beam back up, I'll keep the Yeoman company.

The Laughing Vulcan September 22 2012 02:39 PM

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Kirk: "Oh no. I'm not falling for the shoelace is untied gag again."

Gangster: "Which one of these joiks knocked you up, Marta?"

Kirk: "If you're gonna wear shit like that, at least issue an epilepsy warning. "

McCoy os: "My scans tell me that we may have an Andorian imposter somewhere aboard ship."
Spock: "I believe the logical response would be... 'No shit, Sherlock'"

Jonas Grumby September 22 2012 05:01 PM

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Thanks for the win, MANT!

McCoy: "As chief medical officer, Captain, I suggest you place that foot in front of the other one, and then continue repeating that action--alternating feet--until you're far away from me and the yeoman. I'm on shore leave, dammit!"

Spock: "I found him like this in his cabin, Doctor."
McCoy (OS): "Dammit, Jim! I curse the day that little wench on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet taught you about auto-asphyxiation!"

Gil T.Azell September 22 2012 06:18 PM

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BONES: "Jim you've got some T.P. on the inside of your left boot"

MOLL: "They keep trying to get a 3 for 1 for $5"

Shatner: "Hey I have that same pattern on dressing room my wall"

Director: (OS) through mega phone "Not any more"
SPOCK: " Jim , I warned you about those Andorian hookers.

UFO September 22 2012 11:36 PM

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McCoy: Oh look Jim, this one’s a two foot rabbit.

McCoy: Ok Jim, you win. I promise I’ll stop self-medicating!

Spock: The Captain’s a little blue doctor.

McCoy (concentrating on his reports): Don’t worry Jim. I’ve got a pill that will … Holy shit!

Kirk: It’s bad Spock. I was as blue as your uniform only a few minutes ago.

Spock: You mean … ?

Kirk: Yeah, I’m fading fast!

Valin September 23 2012 12:31 AM

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Doctor: I had her right there Jim.

Yoeman: Leonard, you promised that you wouldn't tell anyone!

alchemist September 23 2012 09:49 PM

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Barrows: And, uh, how do you explain them?
McCoy: Oh. Them. Well... I, uh... I was thinking about a cabaret I know on Rigel II...

BoredShipCapt'n September 24 2012 04:50 PM

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Woman: "That Fed is back to collect his cut. What do we do?"

Kalo: "Shoot him right in the Fizzbin."

BoredShipCapt'n September 24 2012 04:57 PM

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Bones: "Uh, Jim, isn't that Edith Keeler coming this way with a chopper?"

Jonas Grumby September 24 2012 05:31 PM

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Moll: "Hey, Kalo, this guy says Bela sent him down here and told him to ask for 'Tommy Gunn.' Take care of it, willya?"

Mistral September 24 2012 05:55 PM

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NTRPRZ wrote: (Post 6997153)

McCoy: "Yes, Ms. Barrows-I dropped my scanner right there. If you would just bend down and pick it up for me? My back is a little out of sorts today."

Kirk (whispering): "Well played, Bones!"

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