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Apologies for the delays in this contest, firstly I was overworked and then when I did find some spare time Photobucket decided to act up on me.

And now; the winners...

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The Bohemian Rhapsody award goes to:

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The implausible stories award goes to:

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The obsession-with-the-patient award goes to:

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The Tom-got-frelled award goes to:

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A great take on the Leola Root Surprise;

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And now the special award:

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This is also a photoshop award to; that goes to Finn for the image and the caption goes to Nerys Myk.

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Congratulations to the winners.

This week's theme is all about wisdom, witty statements and what not...

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Have fun!

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Neelix starts singing Vulcan hymns...

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Naturally Seven going poll-dancing in the astronomy lab generated a big turn-out, and they weren't all guys either...

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Kim: Help me! I'm an Ensign, get me promoted off this ship!

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Tuvok: A wise man once said that two cleft sticks are better than one.

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Chakotay: Is that some specially brewed coffee in disguise?
Janeway: Would I really be that cheap?

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Thanks for the win

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Janeway (VO): Captain's Log. Stardate 48465.3. It has been two days since we entered this alternate reality where the Kazon and Viidians had disappeared and replaced by a Talaxian Empire ruled by clones of Neelix.....billions of Neelixes for the next 1,500 light years in every direction....

Neelix: Imagine it, Mr. Vulcan. Those stars are full of me..

Tuvok: *whispers*

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Thanks for the win!

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Neelix: Oh Mr Vulcan, this reminds me of the time... Mr Vulcan?
Tuvok: (Please make it stop! Make it stop!)

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Neelix: I've never seen anything like it!
Tuvok: Nor have I.
Janeway: It's called reality TV. I can see it making a comeback.

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Judge: It is my ruling that the Doctor is sentient. Furthermore, it is the ruling of this court that he is awarded the rank of Lieutenant Commander with all priv--
Kim: You got to be kidding me, the hologram gets promoted before me?!

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Tuvok: Mr Neelix, let me tell you an ancient Vulcan proverb. You can take this and shove it up your ass.

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Chakotay: Should I be trying to pull the glass switch when you're not looking?
Janeway: Don't worry, I poisoned both and gave myself the antidote.

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... dah-da .. dah-da .. DAH-DA .. dah-da ..... dah-da .. dah-da .. DAH-DA .. dah-da ...

:)

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Bow-chicka-wa-wa...Bow-chicka-wa-wa...

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NEELIX: One Mississippi....Two...Mississippi...Three Mississippi...



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TUVOK: Hmmm, it would appear everyone was correct. I did have a stick up there.

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Tuvok: No, Mr. Neelix, a chunk of mashed Leola Root is NOT an acceptable substitute for a marshmelon.

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Janeway: I'm Captain Janeway of the Federation starship Voyager. We are on a journey home 40,000 light years from here. I'm pleased to make contact with your people

Neelix: We have so much to offer for a cultural and technological exchange

Queen of the Pixiea (OS): I'm Queen Tin'ker Bel of the Pixiea. We have a sacred wormhole that takes ships 30,000 light years from here. We may allow passage....

Kim: *sneezes*

Queen of the Pixiea: *turns red* You dare sneeze in my presence? We will allow no exchange or contact with your people!

*Viewer shuts off*

Paris (OS): And you wonder why you haven't been promoted, Harry

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NEELIX: Isn't that the Earth, that planet you go on and on about getting to?

JANEWAY: Turns out we weren't in the Delta Quadrant after all. Our sensors were just miscalibrated.

HARRY: Sorry.

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Much to Neelix's dismay, Mr. Vulcan was highly adept at "hide and seek."

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Voyager was shocked to learn that DS9 didn't abruptly drop their Maquis storylines with the inclusion of the Dominion arc.

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"Really, Ensign? Using the MIDAS Array to plead with a Starfleet Admiral to go above Captain Janeway's head and order her to promote you? Not on my watch."

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Tuvok was not amused when Tom Paris swapped out his data PADD with an notebook and oversized pencil.

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"Here, Captain Janeway and Commander Chakotay are sitting down to a nice meal. But, little does the Captain know, we've switched out her regular coffee with Leola Root decaffeinated coffee crystals."

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Janeway: ". . . Is it pure communication beyond our comprehension? Frankly we just don't know."
Neelix: "Maybe he's singing to that man."


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The Bored With Starfleet Hour proved strangely successful with older viewers.


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"Are you sure you want to try the Talaxian wine?"
"Just a sip."
"Your funeral."

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Tuvok: "It appears that I've taken an arrow to the knee."

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The exact moment when Tuvok realized Mr. Neelix might be with them for decades...