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Sexy Human September 5 2012 09:50 AM

Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
And beams a photon torpedo onto a borg cube. Of course it works and the cube explodes.

:guffaw:

Some more of that epic realism for ya.

Guy Gardener September 5 2012 08:22 PM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
To be fair, Harry beamed a torpedo onto Voyager because it seemed like a nice bloke in warhead.

he's consistent.

BirdInJetstream September 5 2012 09:12 PM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
And he safed Voyager from being attacked by the Nasari in "Favourite son" - but that was only due to instincts that were caused by his recently reprogrammed DNA...

Guy Gardener September 6 2012 12:12 AM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
His instincts also told him to shag his sisters and cousins in that episode.

"Don't worry harry, among our people inbreeding is applauded."

tighr September 6 2012 12:25 AM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
Harry had bad luck getting laid. There was also that time where he hooked up with that alien on the generation ship, and got an STD.

Guy Gardener September 6 2012 12:35 AM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
"lust in space"

I think he totally forgot to boff Libby when he fell back to earth in Non sequitor.

Or apologizing for cheating on her with all those double dates he had with Paris.

teacake September 6 2012 07:03 AM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
Harry is just a little too realistic for my tastes in these scenarios. Forgets to boff the gf in his fantasy but manages to boff his relatives while in someone elses fantasy?!

Guy Gardener September 6 2012 07:18 AM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
It's better that when he retains spunk for 15 years, mooning over Chakotays girlfriend.

If the universe didn't implode when it did, he would have exploded.

teacake September 6 2012 07:30 AM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
That's his problem, the man is in a permanent moon. He is addicted to unrequited build up. All his consumations have probably been disappointing so he's in a state of anticapatory postponement forever.

Guy Gardener September 6 2012 07:35 AM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
Every week that's what they say is wrong with the serial killers on criminal minds.

They live in a constant state of sublimation, and so dose Harry Kim

teacake September 6 2012 07:53 AM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
So. Who will he kill when the spunk builds to overload?

R. Star September 6 2012 02:13 PM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
If only Harry could have thought of the photon torpedo with a timer idea oh in... Caretaker... they would have all gotten home in episode one. ;)

Jeri September 6 2012 03:41 PM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
I luvved Favorite Son; it was pretty delicious. Go get em girlz.

Ln X September 6 2012 04:25 PM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
Quote:

R. Star wrote: (Post 6919112)
If only Harry could have thought of the photon torpedo with a timer idea oh in... Caretaker... they would have all gotten home in episode one. ;)

Yeah both Harry and Janeway really slipped up there, you know give the torpedo a nice little timer, enough time to use the Caretaker away to form a rift to take them back to the Alpha Quadrant and hey presto! No array for those Kazon to use, and everyone would be back home!

But then VOY really would be TNG 2 and not just TNG lite...

Perhaps the writers would have been forced to be a bit more imaginative with the story...

Oh well...

Guy Gardener September 6 2012 08:01 PM

Re: Harry the Genius does what noone else ever considers...
 
A torpedo with a timer, just because it worked against the Borg, it doesn't mean that such an intelligent and dynamic species as the Kazon would be just as dense.


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