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Ln X August 27 2012 08:59 PM

VOY Caption This 85; Hakuchi Moya, we are here to caption Chakotay...
 
So I decided to briefly go back into doing some more character caption contests and finish off the characters I left behind. Starting with Chakotay...

And now; the winners...

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The Janeway-in-a-bikini award goes to:

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Turd Ferguson wrote: (Post 6836435)

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"Permission to speak freely, Captain? I think you'd look damn fine in this beagle-skin bikini."

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The truth about Harry Kim;

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Velocity wrote: (Post 6849962)
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You really fit in here, Harry. You're just like one of the girls!

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Bravery knows no bounds...

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T'Girl wrote: (Post 6861644)
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Janeway: "The Borg Queen and thousands of drone are right over that hill."

BeLanna: "And I'm sure the Queen will be simply terrified of the Captain's rock."

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Next up, the small comforts award goes to:

Quote:

LeadHead wrote: (Post 6838571)

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Doctor: Look on the bright side, you'll be gone long before the surprise party Neelix planned for you.

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The abuse-of-position award goes to;

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R. Star wrote: (Post 6834518)
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EMH: Yes Nurse, it's customary for all medical practitioners to test their massage abilities on their staff.

And now the special award:

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Quote:

Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 6834083)

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And a special mention to some double-captioning;

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Bob Karo wrote: (Post 6854078)
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The Laughing Vulcan wrote: (Post 6833738)
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Kim: thinking "I think it might actually happen. I might get laid this time."
Girl with tray: "So, are you a lesbian too?"

Kim:...

YES!

Why, yes. Yes I am.

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Congratulations to the winners.

Today's theme is obviously about Chakotay, so here are some pictures pertaining to the tattooed wonder:

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Next contest will be up in about exactly a week, give or take an hour. For now;

ENJOY!

Ln X August 27 2012 09:09 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 85; Hakuchi Moya, we are here to caption Chakotay
 
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Seska: Don't worry dear, nothing will get between us... Not even betrayal...
Chakotay: Huh?
Seska: Nothing dear...

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Boothby: And when you knock him out say at the end; Boothby baby! It's got a ring to it...

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Chakotay: Come on Kate, we haven't had a bath for a hundred days, the ship is in tatters and morale is in the gutter. The least you could do is be more appreciative of my gift...

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Kazon youth: So Starfleet, where are your survival skills now?

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Chakotay: Am I even getting through to you?

Finn August 27 2012 09:13 PM

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Seska: I could just pour hot kanar all over you and...

Chakotay: What did you say?

Seska:... Oh, I said I could just pour hot chocolate all over you and lick....



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Voyager fans would always remember when Chakotay went all Will Riker on Janeway.

Mr. Laser Beam August 27 2012 09:25 PM

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Worst. Slide into home plate. Ever.

dodge August 28 2012 01:00 AM

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Chakotay: Wait... which side of my face is the tattoo on again?

Nerys Myk August 28 2012 01:23 AM

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SESKA: I like spooning.

CHAKOTAY(thinking): Why did a chill run up my spine when I heard the word "spoon"?

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BOOTHBY: You're a bum, Chak. You're a bum.

CHAKOTAY: I ain't no bum, Boothby. I ain't no bum.

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CHAKOTAY: What do you mean, there are parts left over?????

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KAZON: We're saved! There's film crew right over there!!!!

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CHAKOTAY: My head's fine the size it is, thank you.

Herkimer Jitty August 28 2012 01:43 AM

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Seska:
"Have you ever thought about having children, Chakotay, my sweetums? In a tube? With science?"

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Chakotay:
"Careful now. It's like looking down the barrel of a loaded gun."

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Chakotay:
"Boy, those Krenim really clocked us, eh Captain?


I'll be going now."

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Chakotay:
"You seen a big lizard guy around here?" [Motions with hand] "Bout yey tall. Compound eyes. Can't miss the guy."

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Cliche Native American:
"Chakotay, your new orders are to tell parables and give everyone a spirit guide."

[Chakotay salutes]

Chakotay:
"Aye aye, sir."

LeadHead August 28 2012 02:12 AM

Re: VOY Caption This 85; Hakuchi Moya, we are here to caption Chakotay
 
Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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Chakotay: I really like it when you cross over to the dark side.

Seska: (thinking) You ain't seen nothing yet.

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Chakotay: What do you mean "You don't accept gifts from people who don't know how don't know how to shave?"


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Kar: Where are we?

Chakotay: I dunno, these look like the Vasquez Rocks, so we could be anywhere in the galaxy.

Mr. Laser Beam August 28 2012 02:15 AM

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Chakotay: Kathryn, is this what you meant when you asked me to be your beard?

Turd Ferguson August 28 2012 10:44 PM

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"For the last time, I don't want you to dress as a Cardassian cheerleader. I do NOT have a Cardassian fetish. Why do you keep bringing this up, anyway?"

Nerys Myk August 29 2012 12:50 AM

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CHAKOTAY: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Turd Ferguson August 29 2012 01:02 AM

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"So, is this the match where I take on Apollo Creed?"

"Pfft. Apollo Creed couldn't be booked. We did, however, manage to get Apollo Adama."

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"These Krenim really came out of nowhere, didn't they, Captain? If only we'd had some sort of advance warning... maybe if we'd found out about them last year we could have been better equipped to deal with them."

R. Star August 30 2012 07:08 AM

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Chakotay: Having a relationship with you would require me to display an emotion. I might even have regular lines. This just won't work.

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Chakotay: I can take you old man!

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Chakotay: If I grow a Riker beard, I might get noticed and get more lines!

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Kazon: Give me a break, I'm more Indian than you.

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Chakotay: I'm just an extra, please don't kill me!

Violet.Phoenix August 30 2012 06:16 PM

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Chakotay: Tell me, Seska, what does my future hold?

Seska: You will fade into the background, up to a point where you shall become the resounding 'plank of the century'.

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Chakotay: Tell me, Kathryn, how much time do I have before the writers turn me into an obedient plank again?

Janeway: About twenty minutes.

Chakotay: Guess I'd better do something heroic then.

Janeway: Not on MY ship, Mister!

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Kazon: If you weren't such a plank, we would be off this rock by now!

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Chakotay: No, it's Cha-ko-tay, not Pl-an-kay.

Jackson_Roykirk August 30 2012 06:18 PM

Re: VOY Caption This 85; Hakuchi Moya, we are here to caption Chakotay
 

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Kazon:
On this planet, they are known as "Vazkez Rox".
They are almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Vasquez Rocks.


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