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LeadHead August 25 2012 07:17 PM

Movie Caption Contest #222: A Generations Finale
 
Happy Saturday everyone! Hope the week has gone well for you!

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First up to the plate, we have the "Picard's Bucket List" Award, going to:

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Maurice wrote: (Post 6802976)
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PICARD: Bor-ing. Next mission, I want to drive a Space Jeep.
WORF: But, Captain—
PICARD: SPACE. JEEP.

Next, we have the "Oooops!" Award, going to:

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inflatabledalek wrote: (Post 6797345)
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Data: It's strange Sir, it seems the audience actually wants horrible things to happen to the aliens entirely made up of smug white upper class people.

Next, we have the "Worst Crossover Ever" Award, going to:

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Admiral M wrote: (Post 6792035)
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Troi: Oh no! he's falling!
Data: Correct me if I'm wrong counsellor, but is he not being rapidly pursued by another man wearing thruster boots?

Our Photoshop award, goes to:

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Nerys Myk wrote: (Post 6793913)
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PICARD: Yes, Yes. If we see this "John Milner", we'll let him know you're looking for him.


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Alright, who's the practical joker that swiped our pants?


Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, we conclude our trip through the TNG films, next contest, we'll start to mix it up for awhile and get TOS back in the game.

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Enjoy!

LeadHead August 25 2012 07:19 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #222: A Generations Finale
 
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Worf: I really hope that we're still in emergency transporter range of the Enterprise.

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[Insert Troi's bad driving joke here]

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Stewart: Get back, Brent! The fans found out you were a writer on this movie!
Enjoy!

Jonas Grumby August 25 2012 07:47 PM

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Picard: "Would any of my officers care to put their frigging hands on their frigging controls?"

Argus Skyhawk August 25 2012 11:31 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #222: A Generations Finale
 
Thanks for the win, both for this one and the previous thread.


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Wheee! I love riding the Teacups!



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Prepare for LUDICROUS SPEED!



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Captain, you really should be wearing eye protection while using welding equipment.




Argus Skyhawk August 26 2012 12:18 AM

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Stewart: You know, people often compare this dune buggy scene to the chariot race scene in Ben Hur.

Dorn: Really? What do they say?

Stewart: They usually say "That chariot race was great, but this dune buggy scene stinks."

(Confession: Okay, I borrowed that joke from an MST3K episode.)

Maurice August 26 2012 01:06 AM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #222: A Generations Finale
 
[QUOTE=LeadHead;6858410]
First up to the plate, we have the "Picard's Bucket List" Award, going to:

Quote:

Maurice wrote: (Post 6802976)
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PICARD: Bor-ing. Next mission, I want to drive a Space Jeep.
WORF: But, Captain—
PICARD: SPACE. JEEP.

Thanks for the win! And in a like vein...

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PICARD: Woo! Space. Jeep!
WORF: It would be more impressive if you took it out of "park", sir.

Smellincoffee August 26 2012 03:49 AM

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Worf: I do not wish to become a 'backseat driver', but I believe you just ran over two - (CLUMP) -- three mailboxes.

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Picard: DEANNA!
Deanna: I SWEAR IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

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Picard: You people were warned not to come back!
(beat)
Picard: Those cookies go straight to my rear end.

shivkala August 26 2012 05:19 AM

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Worf: Sir, does the phrase, "Mid-Life Crisis" mean anything to you?

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Deanna: Sir! According to my readings, the ship cannot take another direct hit from a plot hole.
Data: Unfortunately, Captain, it appears we are in a script with a massive amount of plot holes.
Picard: All hands, abandon franchise! I repeat, abandon franchise!

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Picard: Stupid Sirius Cybernetics Corporation door! That'll teach you to have a cheerful and sunny disposition!

T'Girl August 26 2012 07:07 AM

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Data: "According to the reflective piece of metal behind you Captain, instead of myself - a pale faced android wearing a starfleet uniform, there is a tanned faced man wearing a white shirt currently sitting in my seat."

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Picard: "What the fukk going on, I can't see a bloody thing back here!!!"

:)

Turd Ferguson August 26 2012 08:04 AM

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Worf
: This reminds me of a Klingon sport known as Nas'qar. Except, instead of driving in an oval making left turns, it's a rhombus.

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"Transporter room! Quickly, lock onto... oh, nevermind. That was Mr. Branson. I thought it was one of the senior staff."

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Rick Berman was very pleased with his decision to outsource the phaser effects shots to Bran Ferrin.

inflatabledalek August 26 2012 08:55 PM

Re: Movie Caption Contest #222: A Generations Finale
 
Blessed be for the win.


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Their expressions reflect the size of their saleries.


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Picard: This carpet is filthy!

Troi: Priorities Sir!


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Picard: DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!!

Data: Commander Riker was on our side Sir.

Picard: Now he's on all sides!

Jonas Grumby August 26 2012 09:05 PM

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Picard: "Ha! Who looks like a kewl badass now!"
Worf (thinking): "Geek."

R. Star August 27 2012 02:33 PM

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Stewart: I'm getting paid 14 million for this crap, and they even put this ridiculous buggy in the movie! (laughs)

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Data: She canna take any more of this captain!
LaForge: I'm givin her all she's got!
Picard: Are we talking about the ship or Counselor Troi?

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Picard: Data, I can't talk right now I'm shooting down space orcs by the dozens video game style.
Data: Should you not at least take cover, sir?
Picard: Quiet, I turned godmode on!

Herkimer Jitty August 28 2012 12:25 AM

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RED TEAM HAS THE FLAG

Picard: "Suck it, Blues!"

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Picard: "Is it me, or is it a bit drafty in here?"

[Branson is sucked outside]

Picard: "Branson, you ponce! Get back in here! You'll catch a cold!"

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DOUBLE KILL

TRIPLE KILL

OVERKILL

KILLTACULAR

KILLTROCITY

KILLIMANJARO

KILLTASTROPHE

KILLPOCALYPSE

KILLIONAIRE

Nerys Myk August 28 2012 06:04 AM

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Picard: if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you gonna see some serious shit


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